One of my long time friends is CERTAIN that when a woman is interested in a man she will fiddle with her hair. He cracks me up, he's dead serious, and the more he tries to convince me, the more I laugh, and the madder he gets.
Marriage was a dream from a young age for me. Lots of girls fantasize about marriage. I think I was the only twelve year old boy who did. I was never scared of it before. I would always tell my self I'd never be divorced, because I knew how crappy it was for my parents.
Honestly, now after one divorce, and another one looming....yeah, I'm a little scared.
You are really some kind of mind reader. You have just summed up the way I feel about the situation. I'm just taking my time to make the decision, it is kind of critical after all.
this is really freaky...you look almost exactly like my next door neighbor, who used to live in KY. Have you been spying on me?
<====I haven't really been available since I got here, I just like to vist the site because it's fun. However, I'll prbably be very available very soon, and am willing to consider offers. Send e-mail to request resumè.
That's almost word for word what she tells me some days. "I know it sounds clichè, but it's honestly not you...it's me...I don't know what I want...but it's not you." I'm the dumbazz because, I've known all along that she is a wishy washy freak, but I...
...and now it's time for more deep thoughts by Jack Handey
"I hate it when people say somebody has a 'speech impediment' even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a 'speech improvement', and I go up to the guy and say, 'Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement.' I think this makes him feel better. "
I've seen at least that many in the little photo strips up top that appear to be men dressed up as women. Last thing I want is to finally get a date, things get a little heated up, I reach under the skirt and find myself holding a tree trunk.
"I got into and argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out and slam the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up real quick?"
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Oh and put Deborah on the