smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: Please answer this question ???

Oh yes! Who the heck wants to lie and look at the ceiling ALL THE TIME!? Let him have a chance to check out the ceiling paint and cracks and cobwebs, maybe on the week-end he will do something about it. No serious though... I think its divine to share duties.. .. same with the dishes and washing the car.
And on a VERY serious note... OF COURSE THE WOMAN WANTS TO! Its just we got to be careful of hurting those fragile male egos, and not let him think we dominating him or something. So like when he is dog tired, just dragged himself in from 8hrs of work, and lays himself down on the bed..... jump him! He will love it!

RE: 2hrs before going to a festival how do you..............

To start... what?

RE: what would you think if your cat decided

Cats are pretty independent creatures... but if my dog decided to leave I would be very concerned about my mental state

RE: lucky you

I cant believe this ! NO-ONE out there, in the whole of Europe, is wanting to fantasise about winning the LOTTO of 20mil ! ?
Or have you all got something better to do than work out in advance what you gonna do with 20,000,000 Euro?
Are you all working 24/7 or something? Do any of you ever take Lotto tickets? You must, where else does the money to win come from.... but from your pockets ?! Or is the idea of winning millions just leave you cold? Stick it in the bank, wait to die, and someone will inherit it, and blow it all in a few weeks. Oh Puleese, wont somebody else tell us what they would do? with all that lovely money? Be kewl, and write.

RE: How would i know it's real LOVE ?

When your heart goes pitty-patty when you think about him, when your hands get sweaty when you see him, you break out with a pimple on your face before your date, you cant get your hairstyle right, you drop your latest eye-shadow in the toilet (and its not even flushed yet), you start getting ready for your date 10hrs before ETA, and he doesnt blanche, get ill, faint, or run away when you introduce him to your Dad whose a top divorce lawyer.

RE: daily topic

Absolutely brilliant...! Cow bells around the necks of criminals. I take it you said "walking" not waling... Yes, so walking around with clanging cow-bells round their necks, you could hear them, when they out there in the street trying to steal your car, or climbing in your lounge window to steal the hi-fi or tv. Also with the size of these bells they wont have the chest space left to be able to carry the hi-fi or tv, or even to be able to bend enough to climb into a house window, or even to be able to sit in a car and drive it. So it would definitely help to reduce crime. The only problem is those bells are very expensive... theyre made of brass, and they only tie on with a leather belt. So Mr Criminal will simply remove his bell, and go sell it! They are great touristy gimicky things. So how you gonna prevent the criminals from removing the cow-bells? Weld it onto a solid metal neck-brace, and then weld that together around his neck, and then have a transmitter imbedded in it, so when it goes sailing off accross the Med or the Pacific, the polizei know their criminal is on the loose again... without his cow-bell!

RE: does size matter?

Apologies... as usual, I only read the heading "Does size matter" ! Sorry Princess and Wedward. Now I see the tall, short, fat, thin part. No I dont think size matters at all... only with parking of cars.

RE: does size matter?

Oh most definitely ! It is very difficult to parallel park a huge station wagon, I much prefer a small Smart-car! Ha ha ha...................PRINCESS ! is that you in disguise? as Wedward?!

RE: Whose short game would you want - Phil's or Tiger's? (Golf)

Oh most definitely I can state with absolute certainty and without any doubt whatsoever that I would want Tiger`s game. But then again...... maybe, and just a small maybe, I could possibly change over and prefer to go with having Phils.

RE: Please answer this question ???

Takes over what?

RE: daily topic

Swiss Cow Bells. How do you think those cows feel with those huge clanging bells around their necks? with never a moment of silence!

RE: welcome to wedwards forum

Hey c`mon people.... feel free to openly say whatever it is you want to say.... preferably about Wedward.... the main ou here Or about anything else you want vent your happiness or anger at or about..... do it!! NOW! It will make us all happy, and we need all the happiness we can get

RE: charity[begging]????

We aint village folk anymore, where people in trouble get cared for? Charity beginning at home means, I believe, that before you go giving away all the apples on your apple tree, you make sure your own family are catered for... then instead of letting them all fall off the tree and rot on the ground... you offer them to your neighbors.

RE: friday 13th

Nope, doesnt put fear into me...... BUT... once upon a time I did know someone who got blown up on that day!... he was lucky though... he lived.... he just got blown off his feet, and landed on his bum.

RE: keeping fit

I gotta be kept under restraint here, this is one of my favourite topics!! The body is an engine, and what you put into it, is what you get out of it.... it cant function on faulty diet! Now I make myself stop writing.

RE: chatting by web cam

Gotta be careful of giving stupid guys ideas!

RE: 5 Things that make you go WOW!

Yes that is the word... Thank you... I was hoping that was what it meant. Never lose them.

RE: How High...................

As high as you allow it to go?

RE: To attract........you need to...........

I think you`re all correct.... different strokes for different folks.... The oddest couples get together... for the oddest reasons.... attractiveness, chemistry, it all works.

RE: do women

I think so, some of us anyway.... we sort of compliment each other, and isnt that what we sort of designed for? Also, women need men for things like killing spiders, catching snakes in the house, changing flat car tyres, dealing with neighbors barking dogs, answering the door late at night, all those sorts of things (lol!) And ... yes ... for those other things too, you know what I mean ?!!!

RE: hi.........:)

Hello Striker.. welcome, to this site of intellectual activity of the highest order......maybe you bring some stimulation to our debates concerning our inner selves, and illuminate our souls!!!!!!!!

RE: When was the last time you had........................

Goodmorning everyone! After reading this thread, I gave my full attention to it.....and can only come up with one answer. EVERY DAY is like that..... chilled out and cool. Realy! I love every day, dont know why, just do. Of course, there are some days when one has to deal with officialdom about something, but other than those...... these beautiful days just keep rolling...!

RE: lucky you

No it wouldnt change my life....! But occasionally I may wake up in the morning... and decide to be, say, Paris Hilton, for the day... have a complete make-over, wear outrageous clothes (minus the doggy in my hand-bag).....Or just jet over to the States to have a dance with my good cyber buddy dance teacher there. Little things like that. Maybe just for fun I would try travelling 1st Class. Otherwise, just think of all that interest to be free to spend, every month! When one of thôse animal "Causes" touch my heart, what a WOW to be able to make a difference! Oh there`s so much one can do with unlimited money, I could be here all day fantasising about it and bore you to tears. But right now I got to go concentrate on the budget and go shopping.

RE: if you could be someone else for a day who would you be

Paris Hilton? To just drift around, looking gorgeous, tons of money, drooling men, teeny-weeny little dog in my handbag..... to stroll over the main street and bring the tractors to a stop, gob-smack the villagers in the super-market, generally cause havoc in the village, and leave a trail of adoring old men in my wake....Only problem is... I got to wake up the next day.. as MYSELF again!!

RE: Love comes along when you least expect it? True or False?

Thats the daily miracle thing... you never know when you going to be gob-smacked by mutual looooooooooooooove!!!!!!!!!

RE: WHY ARE YOU HERE ???

Well, I reckon I am here, because this is where I am!
I got a funny belief of my own.... I think we have a vision inside of us of where we want to be... and thats where we end up, so maybe we should be very specific about where we want to be? The date site wasnt on my agenda, consciously anyway, but without social places to gather and meet people... reckon this is the next best thing.... Internet!

RE: The advantage and disadvantages of internet relationship?

That is IT.... in a nutshell, Jan ! Well put, and good description.

RE: living alone- likes and dislikes

Living alone is lonely,
And not living alone is not lonely.
Sometimes its nice to be alone,
And sometimes its nice to not be alone.
Problems are created when you need someone to hold the other end of something.
And it solves the problem also of having someone to blame when something goes wrong.
Its nice to have a warm body in the bed.
And its awful to have an ice-cold body climb in next to you at 1am on a winters morning.
So I reckon it creates a lot of problems,
And it solves a lot of problems.
As long as you are happy, it doesnt matter what the problems actually are.

RE: europe

Hey, howcome you get SEVEN emoticons? And I only get 3. Once I got 4, but I think I just got lucky then, it sneaked passed whatever it is that guards the cave they come out of. I realy want to know the answer to this! I been noticing this unfair distibution of emoticons since I joined here, and thought maybe you the guy who owns this sight or something?! Hey! I got SEVEN! What did you do? How come I got passed the LIMIT of 3? Will I get a fine in the post or something? for using too many? Sorry. But I not taking them back to that cave.

RE: The advantage and disadvantages of internet relationship?

Advantages? Well it sort of gives the illusion one is not totally alone, there is someone to chat to, instead of just talking to oneself and the cat, and the excitement of finding replies to emails, all that sort of thing, it helps the illusion.

Dis-advantages? Major! We`re spread out all over the frigging planet earth!