An incredible electric storm at 3.00am....then patches of sun in a racing cloudy sky....gunmetal blue sea....and then the wind, followed by the pounding surf, sending up the spray as it hit the walls around Bugibba Bay....fabulous!!!
Quite so...thank you Cristina.....therefore we can deduce that the reason why men are abnormal is women's fault....my advice to women?...please normalise your man today!!!...
Oh don't be shy....spoil the lipstick...I say rude things here all the time.....thank you to all of you for putting up with me...you feel so much better afterwards....it's like a therapy.....we should have a special section called..."The Rude Threads"...be bad, and no price to pay!!!...
Oh no!...you're a bike girl???....the feeling of all that power between your thighs as you swing thru the curve???....yes, very wicked, I can imagine...when's your next test drive??...and which model do you fancy??...
Of course your lips are sealed...you are a Knight of the old Order, sir...you can leave it up to me to publish details of your life of excess and indulgence!!....
Atlam...have no fear, my lips are sealed....the lurid details of your very steamy date with another CS member here last week will remain a closely-guarded secret!!!....
Yes, I'm the same....I have been reading some threads in the international Forums.....and I must say, some of these girlies inform the entire world days before their first CS date......and then continue with updates thereafter......assuming that it's all real (which is a VERY big assumption, mind you....)...I also get a bit squeamish, don't you??...it's like watching a sickly sweet romance serial on TV....I wish the commercials would come...well, I suppose I could just turn my damn computer off!!!!...lol....
Jeez Jacko.....between the two of us, I'm amazed the poor girl got a word in edgeways!!....but it's true, after the 10th Cisk, she also started to talk the hindleg off a sheep...!!!..
Exactly Dragon...!!..underuse is the worst thing!!!....there's nothing like taking an under-utilised, ignored, if somewhat older model out for a spin around the block.....slip her clutch a bit, get her wheels spinning, and then ram her firmly into first gear......the response is truly breath-taking!!...I don't know why men insist on always going for the latest newest thing.....second-hand can be a very gratifying experince as well, don't you think??...
Well, one likes to shop around of course Weddy.....my lastest test drive was a very racy, sporty model.....however I fumbled looking for the ignition, but finally got her started, ...and then she overheated on me after only 5 minutes!!!...she probably just needs her cylinder bored and her valves reamed a bit more often...
You make a date to meet a couple CS members for the first time in Malta...be warned...you don't expect inflatable rubber sheep, a raving queen of a border collie, and enough beer to list an oil tanker...this stunning scottish lass has all the TV repairmen on the island after her, and her mobile beeped so often, she finally switched it off!!...from Jacko I learnt some really useful stuff, like how to get myself killed by speedboats in the bay, how to harpoon thingies, and how to go duck-hunting at night....all you need is a loaf of bread....!!...we made so much noise, they'll probably throw us out if we go there again...and these two wouldn't let me pay a round!!!..not a round...I have no idea what I owe them, but all I can say is, Angie, I'll fix your TV anytime, and Jacko... no, you can't borrow my sheep...
Madame, In my own defense, allow me to say that my comment about the spanish and their sheep was not my own, but a comment from an english lass who has lived there many years....I for one have never caught anyone in flagranté with his sheep, spanish or otherwise. I wished to insult no-one, in fact I think spanish sheep are probably the best looking sheep in europe...
Oh don't be such a b*tch!...how can you favour spanish men against us swarthy maltese??.....we have hair on our chests, and testosterone to spare...we don't fancy sheep and we can romance you back to the time of Romeo and Juliet...so don't speak to me of Tony B, because that'll make my maltese blood boil....once you have me serenading you on my knees below your balcony (which is spectacular)...you will be persuaded I think...just give me a chance amore mia....pleaase...
I had the same problem with my photos...I used to post 20 of them here...but then I noticed they were turning up in magazines like "GQ"...Vogue for Men" and "Men's Fitness"....so now I post a photo of my great grandfather Count Ludwig von Buhgippo, and the problem seems to have disappeared. But now, I constantly get harrassed by women over 60 who are after my swiss pension, because they think I'm going to die soon...
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
RE: Are there any normal men out there
Gosh, you weaken in about in about 5 seconds, and I normalise in a long weekend....we have a timing problem...how do we fix this??...