Beer??...I'm drinking wine...and it's all gone....but don't stop posting, we are enjoying this softer-version Cherscic....maybe that's what happens when you clip her toenails for her.....
Well, now I know what to buy you for christmas.....it'll complete your arsenal of torture devices for men....do you want it gift wrapped, or would you like me to demonstrate it for you??....
If horses aren't quite your cup of tea, my dear, try riding a man....of course depending on the quality of thoroughbred, the experience could leave you either bored silly, or alternatively walking like a bow-legged gaucho for 2 days...yes, those pesky outward-pointing knees are a clear give-away...it's all a matter of breeding, it seems....my advice is, check out the teeth, make sure he's house-trained and well-shod, and don't feed him too many oats!!!
Yeah, a real "Cherscic" joke....I suppose there are some advantages to being a little old lady, aren't there???...do you have a hedge clipper, by the way??...
I wasn't thinking about your smile dear, but yes, that's a bonus...now if you'd just wear something a little lower cut, then you'd notice MY smile.....
These statistics are only for Gozitans who mount their women or hinnies twice a week, smoke like troopers, and like their turnips dipped in balsamico....
Panama has the best and most advanced permanent resident programme in the world....free health care, reductions on internal air travel, low tax, and you even get senior citizen deduction on movies!!!....I tell ya, those Gauchos know a thing or two about catering to yankee baby boomers....Juanita will do your house for $5.00 a day, and she'll even cook you tortilla and beans the way they taste back home, hombre....yihaaaa!..
Ag nee, jawellnofine....born in Rondebosch....you could call me a real Kapie, I suppose.....but I live in ....well, I'm in Malta at the moment..Ek moes ehrlich sagen, meine Afrikaans ist in Deutsch gewandelt....because I never really spoke it at all anyway....Somerset...hmmmm.....I can't tell you how much I miss that Franschhoek valley....
Yeah, besides which, none of the ladies would probably go for it.....Ok, as second choice, we'll have to settle with you in your suit of rusty armour, naked from the waist down, and a dramatically lit, shiny codpiece....alla Rembrandt...very chiaroscuro...rather fetching, wot??....could sell a heck of a lot of books!!....
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RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart
Beer??...I'm drinking wine...and it's all gone....but don't stop posting, we are enjoying this softer-version Cherscic....maybe that's what happens when you clip her toenails for her.....