Too late...I was swimming over lunch time and suddenly a large rabbit-like creature with water wings and a back fin, reared out of the water, and snapped off my codpiece before you could scream "Bugs Bunny!!!"....alas, now my chances of setting up an Ashram for hippy chicks in my little hacienda-by-the-sea is fading fast....after all, who needs a guru without a gerkin???
Mithu, Please let me know if your refreshing internet search for someone special turns up anybody....well, special. I've been looking for someone special for years......it never occurred to me just to ask for it in a thread. That's pretty simple and direct...hope you have luck. Oh, and btw, if you are suddenly inundated with loads of special women, and can't handle the rush, please recommend them to me....I could use a few special contacts myself.... I am serious too...
The question is...can we now expect a flood of toy-boy wannabees rushing to offer themselves as cannon-fodder to these supposedly numerous women on CS who enjoy seeing men humiliated... "Men Mishandlers of Malta"...has a certain ring to it, doesn't it?...? well if so, then where's the rush?...Outside of Ghost here, we don't seem to see many....actually, we see...none!!!. Please help me here....I've had a glass of wine, my brain is a bit befuddled...what conclusion can we come to here.....????
How do you show somebody you love them?...walk in the door at 7.30 pm, give her a kiss on the cheek, hug the kids, flop into the couch, and say, "what's for supper honey?".....
Jigs, Jigs!!...don't do it!!...I can send you a e-ticket tommorrow....fly to Malta as soon as...you're just across the pond....it's not too late!!... and I swear, I won't even sleep with you...(well, at least for the first few days...)....
The number of times you sleep with this guy, is directly proportional to the risk of the relationship failing later....rather sleep with me, I'll be yours forever....
Real gentlemen write in their profiles that they are sensitive, caring, and looks don't count to them, and then they get trashed later for lying!!!...life's unfair!!. If you lie, you get trashed, if you're honest, you don't even get a date....!
I've just had an incredibly novel idea for a book!!...."Zen and the Art of Bicycle Seat Design"...!!!...doesn't that have a certain allure to it as a title??...I can just imagine myself at launch events in New York, rave reviews, adoring fans...young women asking me to sign their bicycle seats for them (while they are seated..)....fame, wealth, and the love of women...the only really worthy things that men aspire to...and I'll acheive it all by waffling on about bicycle seats....well, I think I'll just copy/paste this thread as my first chapter....thanks.
Cybah....Namibia is one of the special places in Africa....spent 3 weeks there on one trip...incredible....check out a book, "The Sheltering Desert" written by two german geologists who escaped into the deseret and lived off the wild, rather than face interment in WW2...if it's still in print...it'll give you some fascinating background to the place... ..and of course SA will win...:-)
I never believe anybody's profile....consider mine!! - I'm young, hung and good-looking....I just post the pic of my grandad to deflect too much femail fanmail....
Awesomely Raunchy...what's the prize??...do you mean another hot weekend in the back of your Cherokee, or two hours of insider stock tips...??...or both!!!...the mind reeeeeels!!...
Nah, no fear of that, Paleface...he's too busy lancing lots of other wildlife around the island of Go-hoe...and I'm not sure if he can really trust his steed anymore anyway....I think the poor thing deserves to get put out to pasture, don't you??...
There stood an old Knight in the Tower He had this incredible power Over the side he would fling His large lanky limbering thing and follow it screaming much louder!
When such a woman arrives with veil blowing in the wind as some mystic masthead (visions of Kate Winslet in Titanic...)...in a more romantic time....drop the bloody mouse!!..squeak-ouch!!.. jump in the jalopy, and get down to the harbour pronto man!!!...speedy Gonzales in an antique anglia...ladies of this calibre cannot be kept waiting.... Alas, this morning at 5am I had to accede that the dreaded virus has not yet left my earthly temple....sweats and coughing persist, dammit....I will return to public life when I can be sure that I am not going to visit some malady on any of you good folk...hasta la vista baby... Greetings to you and Marti
I second Rusty....Mugabe is such a despot, he ridicules any attempt to discredit him....this is the best example of the argument for democracy....the simple paradigm - power breeds arrogance...no leader, no matter how benevolent, is above the corrupting influence of power...it's simply a part of human psychology...look at Putin, Mubarack, Musharaf...Bush!!..it's all the same...I think your intentions are laudable, but also laughable, nothing can touch Mugabe except an assassin's bullet.....or death by old age. Considering that he has built up a great wall of protection around him rivalling the ruins of Great Zimbabwe, I think the latter is more likely solution...pray that he doesn't live too long...
I can't wait to get into my leather loin cloth and drink some maize beer with you babe!!!...I can hear the lions roaring now.....!!,,,don't forget these words she wrote...
If I know a song of Africa, of the giraffe and the African new moon lying on her back, of the plows in the fields and the sweaty faces of the coffee pickers, does Africa know a song of me? Will the air over the plain quiver with a color that I have had on, or the children invent a game in which my name is, or the full moon throw a shadow over the gravel of the drive that was like me, or will the eagles of the Ngong Hills look out for me?
Are you having a tender-gender moment??...all is well, Awesome will be here just as soon as her pink see-thru negligee with rubberized kneecaps and shoulder pads arrive....I'll be the official photographer as they cruise past Bugibba bay in all their glory...pistons racing and exhausts growling...yihaaa!
Luscious!!...thank you!!!... Are you referring to the Zeiss 400x zoom binoculars you sent me, or the invite for a weekend of mud-wresting with you at the hot pools at Ngorongoro Crater...??...oh, by the way, I think that outfit of yours in the pink negligee is totally stunning, but hopefully you'll be wearing something more on the flight to Niarobi....??
If their cases take years to process, then the system is at fault....I think alternatives should be sought....including work forces, and programmes...the worst thing that can happen to an illegal immigrant is forced inactivity...this leads to resentment and hatred for the very system he is wishing to join....
My lady dressed in lace underwear and a naughty grin, a bottle of champagne, a pot of steamed mussels in garlic and white wine, and the day off work...for this I am prepared to age gracefully.....
It's ok luv...all artists are schizo...dual personality disorder and all that.... it's what makes us interesting, and dangerous.... who's ready for another pie??....
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RE: I need someone
Too late...I was swimming over lunch time and suddenly a large rabbit-like creature with water wings and a back fin, reared out of the water, and snapped off my codpiece before you could scream "Bugs Bunny!!!"....alas, now my chances of setting up an Ashram for hippy chicks in my little hacienda-by-the-sea is fading fast....after all, who needs a guru without a gerkin???