Considering the number of negative options you have listed, it gives the impression you're looking for negative replies. Also that you already have your own answer for yourself.
Once women figure out what it is they actually want, I'm sure they'll let us know. Although, it'll likely be by dropping hints and attempting to confuse us, so we'll still be clueless.
I'm sure you did, you would have been between about 16 to 24 years of age during the time Ronnie was the pres. You likely lived at home with Mom and Pop, had some sort of a job, and next to nothing for expenses.
Kind of hard to not to do well, unless you're a complete idiot.
RE: women wearing make up
I've found there's very little in life that's more nasty than the Colonel's dirty bird.Although I might lick that too.