jac_the_gripper Forum Posts (5,363)

RE: A great many people think they are thinking..

RE: A great many people think they are thinking..

Is that a prejudiced statement?

RE: Inventions That Need Inventing!

An on/off switch to facilitate a decent sleep/wake cycle.

It'd be great for shift workers, insomniacs and people with ADHD (or parents thereof).

RE: Miscarriage

It varies.

It's very common to miscarry a first pregnancy.

It's very common to miscarry at 12 weeks pregnancy if the placenta fails to implant - this marks the phase between the embryonic and foetal phases.

A miscarriage may occur at any time for many reasons, however. For example, something as simple as a urinary tract infection (cystitis) may induce a miscarriage, or early labour.

An early stage miscarriage is likely to be simpler than a later state one, but there may be complications requiring medical intervention either way.

It can be like a period, or it may involve going through labour.

It can be emotionally devastating regardless of when, why, or how it happens.

RE: Are women with kids easier?

To move it.

RE: St Joan of Arc

I suspect paracusia.

RE: ONLY FOR LADIES

Children should always come first, whether they're your children, children you know, or children you don't know.

The thing about being a grown up is that you're a grown up. Deal with it.

RE: There is so many "funny" (I dont want to stay: immature threads) - people just start them to get att

It'll leave marks on the paintwork.

RE: There is so many "funny" (I dont want to stay: immature threads) - people just start them to get att

Do you have a copy pinned to your underpants, Tru?

Only it might be the pins which are causing the tingle.

RE: There is so many "funny" (I dont want to stay: immature threads) - people just start them to get att

And the problem with people wanting, or getting attention is...?

RE: so you are going to meet YOUR God in the next few minutes......

"Errr...righto...Catholics over there, the Jews were right. I bet you're feeling pretty bloody stupid now, eh?"

RE: The next time I get married...

Thank you Twazzle, but it's an old pic. About five years old.

I only put it up for a laugh on another thread because I forgot to shave my armpits.

RE: so you are going to meet YOUR God in the next few minutes......

Assuming that we all want eternal life.

RE: so you are going to meet YOUR God in the next few minutes......

Yes, we should banish the non-believers. You can tell which ones they are - they cry out in shock after delivery.

RE: so you are going to meet YOUR God in the next few minutes......

Children are cute, but it is rather splendid that they grow up and we aren't stuck with tantrums for eternity.

RE: Should Beauty Pageants Be Banned?

Don't be silly, Pom.

They're printed by a machine.

RE: The next time I get married...

Not if I were 101 years old at the time.

RE: Should Beauty Pageants Be Banned?

Hello Pom Pom.

I think the most important thing to do is burn all the books written by beauty queens.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

Actually, I'm scoffing a bag of crisps.

Did I miss something?

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

I'd forgotten about all the mail I'd get like that when I had this pic up.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

Oh, now you're spoiling my dreams for tonight.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

Thank goodness for that.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

I think it's Uptall who should be putting up pics, not me!

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

I expect my collection is tamer.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

You never told me about that.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

That's my neighbour, Tru.

She's fed up of calling the police on you.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

Sorry, I was in PM mode.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

I have a quite a bit of 50's clothing in my dressing up box. I'm not telling you what, though.

Jac xxx

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

Oh yay, 70's undies.

RE: Do you believe in life after marriage ?........

Yeah, will you quit staring in through my window? It scares the hell outa me.