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Be Careful... that you're really meeting the person you thougtht you talked to...

You can't blame me... it's a family thing, now you all know why it's ssoooo important that my "partner" have a good sense of humor... this was mild compared to some of the practical jokes that go on!!! Now don't you all be giving it away via email... I expect to get some good laughs from this all day!!!

Big Hug!
Jacquie

Be Careful... that you're really meeting the person you thougtht you talked to...

My mother pulled this on my brothers and sisters and I years, ago... we were pestering her and my dad for stories about the old days when they were dating... I changed it a bit to fit CS, but pretty much the same story.... and I see with the same effect!!!

Be Careful... that you're really meeting the person you thougtht you talked to...

You can't be to careful!!!! I just got back from the most horrible dating experience I have ever had!!!

I had a man IM me this morning and amazingly he was from here in Ibiza, we messaged back and forth for about half and hour. I checked out his profile and while not great looking, he was attractive and said some good things on his profile. I was having a really good time with the guy so when he asked me if I would meet him for a Valentines breakfast... I thought "why not?"

I showered and threw on a pair of Jeans and a bright red sweater and left with butterflies in my stomach (my first real meeting from an online connection!) I arrived at the cafe about half an hour later and didn't see him anywhere, so I took a seat and ordered a coffee. I have to admit... I was a bit nervous and kept checking the door wondering when he was going to arrive. There was a group of men standing up at the bar and they kept looking over at me and talking amongst themselves.

I was beginning to get a bit uncomfortable and more and more nervous, when one of the guys broke away from the group and headed in my direction... he pulled out a chair and sat down and said Hi, pretty lady like you shouldn't be sitting here all alone. I told him that I was meeting a friend and that I wasn't interested in any company while I was waiting... he and his friends all started to laugh.

He asked if I were waiting for Denis, I said yes, how did you know that? He replied that he was the Dave part of Denis and at the bar was Ernesto, Ned, Ian and Stephan. I looked around the cafe but there was no one else around, I looked for the waiter but he had disappeared... I didn't know what the hell to do! I knew that if I acted scared, I would have no opportunity to get away from these guys so I smiled at him and said, well aren't I the lucky girl, 5 valentines dates instead of one and why don't the rest of the boys come over to the table?

Well they all came and sat down, and I have to say a rougher bunch I couldn't have hand picked... Inside I was shaking so bad... but on the outside I was trying to smile and flirt a bit to keep them relaxed. I excused myself to go to the lady's room hoping to come across an employee... but there was no one around. I locked myself in the lady's room and started rummaging in my purse for my phone... but it was gone! Somehow one of the men had managed to steal my phone out of my bag!

But all wasn't lost, thank god there was a window in the ladies room... it was a little bit to high to climb out so I used the rubbish bin to stand on and was pushing the window open when I heard one of the men shout through the door, are you coming out or what? I said, yes be right out, just touching up my lipstick and started to climb out the window... I heard the door break open and felt the mans hands grasp my leg and he started pulling my leg...



















Just like I'm pulling yours!!! Now that I have your attention... Happy Valentines Day!

RE: I'm kinda feeling. . . . . . . . . .finish this sentence

sleepy... it's after 5am here... off to bed, night all!

RE: So who's

moia?? I don't know what you could mean!

RE: What'd ya have for dinner?

yes... but have you eaten any????

RE: What'd ya have for dinner?

... I hope it was chocolate???

RE: Please Help My Friend

I'm really sorry to hear that... my best wishes and positive thoughts for your friend.

Happy Valentines Day to my CS friends

If you saw my thread and read it then yes... I mean you!!!!

RE: So who's

"Frisky" is my middle name... and I don't remember ANY of you feeling me...

Happy Valentines Day to my CS friends

I have to get all this Valentines stuff out of my system 'cause my Unvalentines day party is tomorrow!



A friend is like a Valentine
Heartwarming, bringing pleasure.
Connected to good feelings,
With memories to treasure.

Seeing a special Valentine
Brings happiness to stay;
And that’s what you do, friends,
You brighten every day!

RE: What'd ya have for dinner?

To ad insult to injury, I actually went out in the rain for that crap!!!

I haven't had good catfish since the last time I was in Tennessee!, those delisious golden fried fried chunks of flakey white meat, in a crisp cornmeal batter....mmmmmmmmm (salivating now)

RE: What'd ya have for dinner?

I just had the crappiest dinner I've eaten since I was about 9 years old... but you know how sometimes you get a craving for things you NEVER eat... well all the cravings hit me tonight and I made a dash to corner store and indulged in a gourmet meal of canned ravioli, Doritos and a Coke! This... when I had half a roast chicken and some lovely grilled veggies sitting in the fridge

Dwight D. Eisenhower once said...

You never let me down Indy!!!

Dwight D. Eisenhower once said...

thanks Sparky!

RE: As it's Valentines day.. AND a leap year.. I get to ask Mr McMaybe a question..

Just go to the top right hand tab, video, click and it's there, much easier then trying to do the link.

RE: As it's Valentines day.. AND a leap year.. I get to ask Mr McMaybe a question..

Hey Sweetie, just finished watching the video... that was beautiful!!! I'm sure he will be blown away!!!
Happy Valentines Day!!!

Big Kiss

Jacquie

RE: ~~What is wrong with you Americans?~~

is that anything like being part jewish???

RE: Friends or Not?

I think you just need to be honest with her and tell her how you feel.

RE: Happy happy joy joy

Sounds like a plan... ENJOY!!!!

RE: It's Valentine's Day in Turkey .............

RE: Just thinking out loud

I turned my red wagon into a habitat for tadpoles, caught and watched hundreds of tadpoles turn to frogs! I wish our kids had the kind of freedom that we had!

Thanks for a lovely story and for bringing back some of my own childhood memories!

RE: Are There Any Good Women With Loose Morals Out There?

I think it was kind of a 90's thing, don't know if they do them anymore.

RE: I want flowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssss.....

You'll love it when you do, a very sensual act involving all the senses!!!

I'm good, although it's going to be a few weeks until I get on the ferry... I just took a job caring for and training a Jack Russel pup for the next month, so unless he finishes his contract early and comes to see me, it's going to be a month! Oh well... the joys of anticipation!!

RE: Are There Any Good Women With Loose Morals Out There?

I did a 3 day murder mystery singles cruise years ago... but I think it would be much more fun with a smaller intimate group!

RE: Are There Any Good Women With Loose Morals Out There?

Sounds Like a fun party!!!

RE: I want flowerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssssss.....

Pretty much anything that shows he took a moment in his day to think of me. It's always lovely to have a man cook for me... but I like it even more when we cook together.

RE: Are There Any Good Women With Loose Morals Out There?

Yep... women like that give women a bad name, so I out em whenever I can...

Bye Arlene!!!! Thanks

RE: Are There Any Good Women With Loose Morals Out There?

Absolutely!!! My head was starting to pound! Did you know that se is actually one of the best cures for a headache?

RE: Are There Any Good Women With Loose Morals Out There?