tipaly81 Forum Posts (950)

RE: Formula for failure

Hmm, but I could see you in a dress with some knee high stockings you ckecky thing you.

RE: WHAT

Yes, could be, but pieceworker is just as giggle worthy.

RE: joke

RE: Fair is fair!

Yeah, what she said. But if you cut off your nose the dates off.

RE: Oh! ssssssssssships!

Had one of those yesterday, fires and all. Kind of wished I had marshmellows

RE: Is it okay to answer your cell phone while out with a friend or on a date?

Even while out with friends you should excuse yourself to answer the phone. I mean you are hanging w/ your pals, ignoring them and talking on the phone is highly rude.

And never answer you phone on a date unless it is an emergancy.

RE: I "need"

Mine's not elderly yet, but I'd love to join the group.

RE: Do girls really want the nice guy?

I'd like a nice guy, why you know one? The problem is too many of them are taken or not wanting a serious relationship - those that I know.

Good luck.

RE: What women want....

A good book, a nice nap and no dishes. That's the short list. You'll have to read my mind for the rest.

How much does age really matter?

Thanks everyone, you're a lot of help.

RE: for the kids

That's too bad. My parents are divorced. The only advice I can give you is don't pit the kids against their mom, even if she might seem to do that. They need to feel loved, respected and at no fault, no matter what.

Maybe she really, really needs to move on. You may just have to let her, or she may dispise you if you don't.

Good luck. Best wishes.

RE: Ramblings of a Retired Mind

For you, he just might grade on a curve.

RE: Visitng the USA - Recommendations

If you're looking for Native American, I would visit New Mexico area. There are four states that touch exactly one anothers corners, it's called the four corners. Any way, there are a lot of places to visit and markets to experience. Also, go to Mesa Verde, that's a national park where you can visit cliff dwellings and such. It cost about $20 + to get in, but it's worth it. I've been twice.

Good luck.

one liners - Why ask Why?

Photosynthasis!

I always wanted to sound smart.

RE: who here believes, to find a good man/woman one should go to church?

Hear, hear.

one liners - Why ask Why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty liter?
If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?
How did a fool and his money get together?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
"Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted."
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do steam irons have a permanent press setting?
Can you be a closet claustrophobic?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

How much does age really matter?

heheheh hohohoho hahahah I got it, peacock feathers, I have a ton.

RE: who here believes, to find a good man/woman one should go to church?

Believe me, I understand. I am from a small, and I mean small area. A man wears a hat in church and women swoon. My mother even had issues with it.

But I leave in a wierd highly democratic/conservative area. My point is that we need to lightn up. God gave us the ability to laugh and be merry, people should use that a lot more often. Church or no.

Oh, and friends have been asked to leave churchs they grown up in because they are not in "proper" attire. Meaning a special sunday suit, they wore their work clothes.

How much does age really matter?

I've been recieving emails from guys in Africa and the Middle East. Nothing wrong with that until they realize I don't have a webcam, then they scram.

How much does age really matter?

Oops, thats never good. How can I make it up to you?

How much does age really matter?

This is a serious situation man, quite thinking w/ your . . . oh a pretty.
<< coying at shiny thing>>

How much does age really matter?

Where you aiming for younger? Or older, like 91?

How much does age really matter?

Maybe you're magnetic? people are just drawn to you.

How much does age really matter?

You had to quote Meatloaf. I love the dish, but not the singer, the dates off. Oh hum what ever shall I do?

How much does age really matter?

Maybe not much of an age difference, but you know when you meet someone and they seem younger or older then they are. Yeah, it was that sort of thing. He's really sweet and a total air-head. He's more the social butterfly and such. Me, not so much.

How much does age really matter?

It's nice to meet a guy that really isn't that picky. It's almost sweet . . .

How much does age really matter?

Hehehe, I got the bullet if you got the poison.

How much does age really matter?

I am only 27, but have had dates with guys as young as 21. It kind of makes me sad. One of them I really liked, but he was really too young, and really not ready for any type of relationship.

When I find out someones age, I can get a little creepy crawly feeling, whether younger or way older. Is that wrong?

FYI, if your my dad's age, you don't stand a chance, my mom would shot you and me. Just a side note.

RE: who here believes, to find a good man/woman one should go to church?

NOPE, don't attend church myself. though have meet really nice church going people, I really don't like the underlying politics and those gossipy/nosy/hoity-toity people that believe they are perfect and saved simply because they sit in a building for an hour singing and sweating.

Sorry if that seems mean, but I have seem "pious" people do some very disrespectful and mean things. I feel religion lives in everyone, not in one building with a cross on it.

got a little off topic, sorry.

RE: what is your biggest memory problem

I always mix up people's names, for no darn reason. Especially if I'm tired. Oh, there is also " what the h3ll did I camo in here for?" That is most fun.