mcradloff Newest Poems

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Santa Santa A parody of Eartha Kitt's Santa Baby. I'm sure there lots of other things I would add to the list, like a house and millions of dollars so I could re...	638	6	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	Apr 24
I Want A Day Off Looking forward to the holiday breaks I am going to get starting with deer hunting weekend, four days for Thanksgiving, and nine days off for Christma...	540	5	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	5 hrs ago
Santa Slay I start watching Christmas movies on November 1 through Christmas. This was my first Netflix rental for this Christmas season. I highly recommend it...	754	2	0	Nov 2013	Nov 2013	22 hrs ago
Carrie: Differences in the new movie I enjoyed the new version, but found it a little hard to see the actress as a victim after seeing her in Kickass and Kickass 2....	473	2	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 21
Poltergeist Just started watching the movie Poltergeist. Heather O'Rourke who played Carol Ann Freeling died in 1988 at the age of 12 from a misdiagnosed intesti...	523	5	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 26
Monsters Reading a lot of nonfiction books on some real monsters. Jeffrey Dahmer, Last Meals, stories on last meals served to executed prisoners (cheeseburger...	578	7	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 9
Jeffrey Dahmer Very few people are proud of their crimes and Jeffrey was trying to put on that he was sorry for his crimes. I just thought it would be fun to have h...	665	9	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 26
Cube I just got done watching the Cube, Hypercube, and Cube Zero. All are good movies with the first and the last being the better ones. With our governm...	614	8	0	Oct 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 26

Carrie It would be nice if the story of Carrie were just a fantasy restricted to books and movies, but sadly many kids face the daily trama of mean bullies a...	611	5	0	Sep 2013	Oct 2013	Apr 21
Chucky I am into my celebration of Halloween that I started on September 15. I have started to watch the Child's Play movies. I have watched the first one...	730	4	0	Sep 2013	Sep 2013	Apr 7
A Nightmare on Fair Street Have worked for over four months now at my job. I have had my time with crappy jobs. If you have a good job, I admire you alot!...	691	7	0	Sep 2013	Sep 2013	18 hrs ago
Where did they go? Feeling lonely for some of my lost friends over the years. It seems the good ones go away and the bad people stay. I wish it were not that way....	627	12	0	Aug 2013	Sep 2013	Apr 12
Opera Man Watched Adam Sandler and his old bit on SNL of Operaman. Wrote my own version for him for the time I've been alive since 1969....	667	8	0	Aug 2013	Aug 2013	Apr 22
Where Are You From? Just pondering where people live and where they move to. We have certainly had our influx of new people in my small town, I can't say it is for the b...	672	5	0	Jul 2013	Aug 2013	22 hrs ago
Things Heard At Work Just some of the many things I have heard people say to me at different jobs I have had. From detassling corn, Hardee's cook, panwasher, teacher, che...	610	5	0	Jul 2013	Aug 2013	Apr 25
Just Another Day Had to work again on Saturday. They made us come in late which really sucks. I am used to leaving at 1 pm, and once got to leave at 10 am, that was...	690	7	0	Jul 2013	Jul 2013	Apr 25
I'm Ashamed There is a huge list of things, these are just a few that came to mind. I remember how heartbroken I was when I found out that Milli Vanilli didn't s...	816	9	0	Jul 2013	Jan 2017	Apr 9
Scared There are a lot of things I am afraid of, and people usually come into the list. I don't really have a fear of animals, as long as I am safely away f...	626	10	0	Jun 2013	Jul 2013	Apr 19
A Great Day Just thinking of what a great day would be. This is one version I would love to have....	684	14	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	Apr 26
Welcome to Heck Just playing with the idea of where we go when we pass on. I am going to heaven so I won't have to worry about a crappy place like heck....	517	6	0	Jun 2013	Jun 2013	Apr 25
North Dakota North Dakota holds the distiction of last place for tourism. I went there once just to say I did when I went up to Winnepeg, Canada. Remember the su...	701	7	0	May 2013	Jun 2013	Apr 16

Video Games Video games have come a long way since Pong came out in the late 70's. I have spent a good number of my free hours playing them. I have two tvs in m...	660	9	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 26
air conditioner Another invention I am really glad I can afford. I love my air conditioner in my apartment and car. Thankfully I still have one in my car so I can k...	987	9	0	May 2013	May 2013	Apr 23
Youtube There are a ton of really good videos on youtube. Just about every song ever made can be found there. Some of my favorite comedians like Dave Chapel...	717	6	0	May 2013	Feb 2017	Apr 26
A Job Regretting my job decisions I have made in my life. I think really the thing that haunts me most is my acute shyness around people. It has plaqued m...	746	15	0	Apr 2013	May 2013	Apr 25
Bundango Watched Django a few days ago and was inspired to write something of old west bad guys. If you haven't seen this movie, I highly reccommend it. But...	660	12	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 16
Pills The price of those meds about gave me a heart attack. I couldn't believe it. I have a friend who is on disability and he is prescribed hundreds of d...	929	6	0	Apr 2013	Feb 2017	Apr 14
Free Range Chickens They had this hilarious skit on SNL where they sing this song called "Set the Chickens Free." Adam Sandler plays Axle Rose, Chris Farley plays Carnie...	733	12	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 22
Going to the Bathroom A parody of Going to the Chapel. I had this coworker back at a job I had up till 2006 and he would do this constantly. He did get written up once, b...	764	18	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 25
Chicago Is My Kind Of Town This is a parody of Frank Sinatra's My Kind Of Town. Went to Chicago with a friend this last Tuesday. We couldn't get out and walk around because hi...	549	8	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 18
The Really Really Short Version of the Bible I tried to write this as a cliff notes version for someone who had never heard of the bible. I left out one of my favorite stories. The one where th...	1,156	38	0	Apr 2013	Oct 2018	Apr 24

Prince and Michael Jackson I have both albums on record. I would say I listened to Thiller more than Purple Rain. I have a hard time picking which songs I liked better. I did...	805	17	0	Apr 2013	Sep 2020	Apr 25
Depressed Factory Worker Believe it or not, this is actually true. These things did actually happen at a job I had back in 2007-2008. I did get some nice golf balls and an u...	857	12	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 18
I Don't Wanna Go A parody of Mr. Custer. I am dreading going to the doctor tomarrow. I have to get my blood pressure down to get a job....	623	10	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 26
April Fools Jokes From My Past This is a list that could go on forever. There is no shortage of fools out there and their foolish behavior. One of my favorite on tv was the spaghe...	630	11	0	Apr 2013	Apr 2013	Apr 22
Quotes More quotes from my old journal from 1991....	535	4	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 26
Drive Found this in an old notebook from 1990. I was in college back then and working at Hardee's. Plenty of time for self reflection in between those two...	540	7	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 25
I'm That Type of Neighbor Ths is a parody of LL Cool J's I'm That Type of Guy. This is a compilation of bad neighbors I have had and have now living in apartments. I'm still...	555	2	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 24
Stuttering and Interpretation America Idol has a contestant named Lazaro Arbos who has a stuttering problem. He doesn't have a problem when he sings, just when he tries to talk. H...	537	6	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 26
Leprechaun Editorial I based this on the Leprechaun movies. Leprechaun 3 is my favorite. He goes to Las Vegas. He has some funny quotes. "This town is full of riches,...	711	14	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 25

mcradloff Newest Poems (529)