mcradloff Newest Poems

Poem	Order by Most Viewed	Order by Most Commented	Order by Most Liked	Created	Commented	Viewed
Chinese food Just trying a rap song about chinese food, I'm going to a chinese buffet tonight....	828	2	0	Sep 2012	Dec 2012	3 hrs ago
Ronald Reagan at the Republican Covention Watching the Republican Convention last night, I thought about Ronald Reagan who was our president from 1981-1989. I thought what he would say if he...	804	4	0	Aug 2012	Sep 2012	Apr 25
Johnny Carson Terms for Death I used to watch Carson all the time and I really miss him. This was one of his funnier bits he did that was based on the death of a man who worked at...	3,951	5	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	9 hrs ago
Lance Armstrong Just heard that Lance got caught taking performance enhancing drugs while he rode his bike. Since he cheated to win, all of his tour de france wins a...	676	8	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	Apr 26
Paul Ryan This whole election has me troubled. Last time I was all happy to vote for Barack Hussain Obama. Now it's like in 1992, but no Ross Perot to be foun...	597	7	0	Aug 2012	Aug 2012	Apr 25
Kathy Lee Gifford Saw a documentary called The Corporation. The story is dated, the movie came out around 2005. It had clips from one of my heros, Michael Moore's TV...	716	5	0	Jul 2012	Aug 2012	Apr 25
Yawn I was reading a blog about how yawns are catching, and to see if I could make you yawn reading this, did you?...	1,033	16	0	Jul 2012	Aug 2012	Apr 19
Candy Cigarettes Just thinking back to my childhood and some things that have gone away. I wonder sometimes if this smoking ban is worth it. Wouldn't people be happi...	930	4	0	Jul 2012	Nov 2016	Apr 26

The Swimming Coach Inspired by my local pool, the olympics, and Insult the Comic Dog on Curb Your Enthusiasm: Season 8: Mr. Softee, episode 9....	1,295	5	0	Jul 2012	Jul 2012	Apr 22
The Perfect Dad This is a companion poem to my last poem about fathers. Hope everyone has a happy father's day....	708	6	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 24
The Sun Worshipping Preacher Inspired by all the tv preachers I have watched through the years and the jets and mansions that their words of wisdom bought for them....	656	11	0	Jun 2012	Jun 2012	Apr 25
Jungle Cruise Ride Skipper Found these on youtube after I listened to Wierd Al's song Skipper Dan. It is about a guy who wanted to be a famous actor, and wound up working on th...	639	0	0	Jun 2012		Apr 22
New License Plates Some are just made up, others I incorporated the motto of the state, some were easier than others. Of course I left Idaho the way it was....	612	5	0	May 2012	May 2012	Apr 6
50 Ways to Pick Your Pocket I went to Disney World in 2004, 1100 lighter in my billfold. I just wish I had went when I was eight....	757	14	0	May 2012	May 2012	Apr 25
Ron Paul Gearing up for the election. The Federal Reserve is set up to make as many nations in debt as possible, and they have been working on the United Stat...	797	10	0	May 2012	May 2012	Apr 25
My First Nine Months Listened to this book on MP3 about this woman who could recall every day she lived. That inspired this. My earliest recollections are around the age...	764	12	0	Apr 2012	Apr 2012	Apr 25
Real Men of Courage This was written in 2006. It is a parody of Budweiser's real men of courage. There are a bunch of different ones. One of my favorites is the Taco S...	767	6	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 23
Bad Golf This was inspired by Leslie Nielsen and his golf videos....	817	7	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 25
Bluebird This a parody of Edgar Allen Poe's poem "The Raven"...	616	4	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 17
Lottery Ruined My Life This is based on real people who have won the lottery and 90 percent of all football athletes who end up blowing their millions on frivolous things li...	2,153	17	0	Mar 2012	Sep 2019	Apr 12
Wilderness Survival Inspired by Bear Grylis, the guy who eats some really disgusting stuff!...	1,623	20	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 25

Pet Raptor Inspired by Jurrasic Park, KFC, and my friend's dog who did bite me when I was 10....	726	14	0	Mar 2012	Mar 2012	Apr 19
When I Was Your Age This comes from what I image my dad's dad said to him....	622	0	0	Mar 2012		Apr 25
Bad Senator I remember when I could fill my tank for 15 bucks!...	680	3	0	Jan 2012	Jan 2012	Apr 26
Cereal Killer Just having some fun with some of my favorite cereals, my favorite cereal is Cookie Crisp, but I couldn't remember the name of the mascot!...	699	0	0	Dec 2011		Mar 31
Halloween Pumpkins Love carving pumpkins! I watch the Simpson's Halloween specials when I carve mine....	641	0	0	Oct 2011		Apr 23
Some Bad Zombie Advice Inspired after watching Night of the Living Dead....	582	0	0	Sep 2011		Apr 22
Disgrutled Catholic I went to a Catholic church from 1972-1987, 1994-1996, 1999-2001. Since I was adopted at 3, I remember my baptism, and remember crying my head off wh...	799	7	0	May 2011	Oct 2017	Apr 26
Chrissy- Three's Company (Season 4:The Goodbye Guy Love that show, one of the funniest of all time!...	3,798	3	0	May 2011	Aug 2011	2 hrs ago
Robin Williams/Easter This is off his stand-up from 2002, his funniest he ever did....	1,340	0	0	Apr 2011		Apr 3
Heaven Here there is no fear Here there is no hate Here there is only love Here there is hope Here there is joy Here there is gold everywhere Here ever...	771	18	0	Apr 2011	Sep 2011	18 hrs ago

Hoarders A friend of mine has a hoarding problem passed down by his parents and his great aunt....	844	3	0	Mar 2011	Aug 2017	Apr 26
Poisoning Pigions in the Park A shortened version of Tom Lehrer's famous song, thought of it because yesterday was the first day of spring, and I saw rain and a few robins, no pigi...	712	3	0	Mar 2011	Aug 2019	Apr 25
Gilligans Island Just finished disc two of season one of Gilligan's Island, 14 episodes, 5 hours and 50 minutes, great show, one of the best!...	773	3	0	Mar 2011	Oct 2012	Apr 26
Oscar speech Just a compilation of some speeches I've heard on different award shows, Fiona Apple, Will Smith, The guy in American Pie, the woman who swore this ye...	758	5	0	Mar 2011	Jun 2018	Apr 18
I'm your man Thinking of song lyrics, and this one from Wham whammed into my head!...	660	3	0	Feb 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 23
Chair Lift Operator I see them go by The hottest women They wear their hats They wear their smiles They wear their expensive ski outfits They live in a world of ple...	698	3	0	Feb 2011	Sep 2011	Apr 20
World Population The biggest problem we face in this and the last century I feel....	2,345	11	0	Feb 2011	Feb 2022	Apr 25
Golf I got the snowman from Jeff Daniels singing a song on the history channel....	828	3	0	Feb 2011	Aug 2011	Apr 26
Frozen I worked the day after I saw this movie, I was freaked at work all day!...	947	9	0	Feb 2011	Jan 2021	Apr 24

mcradloff Newest Poems (529)