mcradloff Newest Poems

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News Stories I Wish Would Have Happened I used to get a magazine called Weekly World News. They stopped publishing it quite a few years ago. It was filled with fantastic stories that were...	556	8	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 23
Rich Man Blues Just having fun with rich people. It would be funny to see a depressed rich person. They must exist somewhere....	660	13	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 21
Bjork This is a shortened version of Bjork's song Human Nature. She is from Iceland and has a very unique singing style. Her other big hit I love is It's...	579	6	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 19
Cheap Golf I haven't been able to golf as much as I like lately. I paid for one round last year and got three from family and a friend. I used to be his big bu...	517	4	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 26
Ned Wanted A Nibble A problem that is quite literally growing and growing and growing. When I went to school in the 80's, you could count the fat people on one hand. Now...	956	3	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 26
American Idol I have been watching this show since it's beginning in 2002. I guess my real appeal to the show is seeing the bad singers get ripped by the judges....	523	7	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 25
We Didn't Start the 80's This is a parody of We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel. I made this list from a Billboard Top 40 book I have, and my own enjoyment of some awesom...	718	17	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 19
If Dogs Could Talk Dogs don't talk, but if they did, these are some of things I think they would tell us. A dogs ability to love us unconditionally is unmatched. If on...	1,087	14	0	Mar 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 6

OJ Simpson I think of OJ from time to time. How he got off with murder, but got sent to jail for taking back his own stuff. This justice system we have doesn't...	595	4	0	Feb 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 16
Good Presidents Today is President's Day. Just think about some of the presidents and what some have done for good. Even the really bad ones did some good. Bush Jr...	476	1	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 23
Are You Smarter Than a Highschool Dropout? Parody of one of my favorite show songs, Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? I think it would be funny to have a show with high school dropouts as t...	720	10	0	Feb 2013	Mar 2013	7 hrs ago
Want Ads 1863 Saw the movie Lincoln and was really impressed with the acting. It is rare I see a movie that makes it to the Acadamy Awards. Now and then they get...	877	8	0	Feb 2013	Mar 2013	Apr 16
I Thought I Found A Job This is a parody of a HeeHaw song. It was a country comedy and musical show that was on when I was a kid back in the 70's. With all the people out l...	536	2	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	Apr 23
Reasons to Root for The Ravens Just having some fun with the Super Bowl. My favorite is a tie between the Bears 1986 win and the Packers 2011 win. I still have the Super Bowl Shuf...	695	3	0	Feb 2013	Feb 2013	20 hrs ago
Adam and Eve Retold I've seen different comedy bits on the retelling of Adam and Eve, one is from the movie History of the World: Part 1 by Mel Brooks. The other is by...	646	14	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 20
The Thunder Song My favorite rental so far this year is Ted. It's about a boy wishing for his Teddy bear to come to life, and it does. Ted comes running into John's...	501	0	0	Jan 2013		Apr 12
Saving Our Planet Just having fun with the global warming topic that is so popular these days. Are we warming our planet, or did the sun have an active year in 2012?...	441	0	0	Jan 2013		Apr 21
The Ten Commandments? I heard this comedy bit by George Carlin about the ten commandments. He pared it down to two. Thou shall be faithful to provider of thy nookie. Tho...	637	7	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 23
Then God Said I figure if God creates everything, then everything has to be created by him, kind of like Genesis continued....	545	6	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 21
The Illinois Hillbillies Parody of the Beverly Hillbillies. I have a friend who is always talking about winning the lottery. In this country it has become a kind of religion...	507	1	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 24
More Predictions for the Future This time trying my best to include as much of the world as I could in my predictions....	567	4	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 8

Predictions for the Future Just having some fun with future telling. The Mayans had their shot and blew it, let's see how good I do. One of the funniest bits on this subject i...	580	7	0	Jan 2013	Jan 2013	Apr 25
Taking down the Christmas Tree I normally put my Christmas decorations away the first Saturday after the New Year. I will not be decorating again until September 15 when I celebrat...	531	0	0	Jan 2013		Mar 28
Santa Scale is Coming to Town The New Year is approaching, and with it all the diets will start again. I saw diet ads during the Christmas season. How low can you get? Making pe...	700	13	0	Dec 2012	Jan 2013	Apr 16
Scrooge's Movie Review I got this idea from the movie review on Netflix. I had fun making up bad review for movies I loved, as I love each of these too....	570	7	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 2
You've been Nexflixed! I was supposed to get a Netflix on Tuesday and then waited till today to contact them and found out if I want their service I have to pay 16 bucks aga...	801	4	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 22
It's a Wonderful Fishing Trip? Mixing a parody I saw on Saturday Night Live about the movie It's A Wonderful Life. In the movie Mr. Potter never gets punished for stealing the 8,00...	881	13	0	Dec 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 26
Terrance the Turkey The Bob and Tom Show inspired this, they have a bit called Tom Turkey, Standup Comedian. One of his jokes, A wife walks into the kitchen and catches...	687	11	0	Nov 2012	Dec 2012	Apr 26
Funeral for an Amoeba The amoeba has a special life because technically it never really dies, it just splits in half, unless of course the pond dries up!...	553	2	0	Nov 2012	Nov 2012	Apr 26
Barack Obama's Dad I just got done watching 2016. I also read the book about Barack Obama. It reminds me of the George Carlin quote, "All the evil in the world, all the...	714	10	0	Nov 2012	Nov 2012	Apr 25
The Pumpkin Giant My favorite book from my youth, The Pumpkin Giant....	650	8	0	Oct 2012	Nov 2012	Apr 19

Frankenstein's Diary I always felt sorry for the monster, but I always call him Frankenstein....	773	7	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 19
Hoarder Rant Taped hoarders and watched it this morning. This poem is based on the woman and her condemned home. They had to wear breathers and hazmat suits to c...	784	4	0	Oct 2012	Apr 2017	Apr 14
If I Were President Just having more fun with the election and what fun it would be to be in charge and actually have some power to do good, or at least do what I feel is...	852	17	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 23
Romney's Got a Gun With the election coming up and his infamous answer to what he would cut to trim the national debt, I thought it would be fun to do a parody of Janie'...	634	2	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 26
Where is my car? This has happened a few times for me and it always frustrates me. At least at Walmart I always park in lane number 7....	580	6	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 26
I'm afraid today With Halloween approaching, thought I'd share some things that I'm afraid of, there's plenty more, that's for sure!...	694	9	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 24
check into debt These places should not exist, like legalized gambling, it is a hidden tax on the poor and uneducated. The nastiest call I ever got was from one of t...	582	6	0	Oct 2012	Oct 2012	Apr 24
How to get a man Watching a clip on how hard it is for professional women to get men, just thought I'd put in my two cents....	666	20	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	Apr 22
Bill Clinton Speech We are being played for suckers in this country to think that your vote makes a difference if you vote for democrat or republican. I only voted third...	715	8	0	Sep 2012	Sep 2012	Apr 25

mcradloff Newest Poems (529)