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OK, JohnnyAngel....what happened to my blog? The one about the 3 hot bloggers here? I went to bed and now I can't find my blog anymore The last time I commented, it was all clean and tidy...so who made a big mess there? Did Johnny posted his unsightly barechested photo there? I know luckyme and the viking fisherman were there too? and Ken, what kind of video did you upload there?

Not accusing anyone...all I'm saying is that I'm a changed person now and really doing my best to post a clean and decent blog but some naughty members here always turn it into naughty blog

Just trying to lighten up the atmosphere... Having a very unusual quiet day at work

Hope you're all having a great Monday

Mark was passing by the bar on the way home from work when he sees his good friend Tom gulping down one shot after another. Fearing the worst, Mark charged into the bar and confronted Tom. “Tom what’s going on?” Mark asked. “It’s my wife Beckie,” Tom replied. “She ran off with my best friend!” “Hey wait a second! Said Mark “Aren’t I your best friend?” “Not any more,” Tom said with a happy smile. “He is!”


A man walks into a bar obviously stone drunk, and asks for a drink. Sorry the bartender but you obviously already had a little to much to drink. Fuming mad the drunk walks out the front door and walks into the side door. “Can I have a drink please.” “Sorry” the bartender says “but you can’t have a drink here.” The drunk walks out and goes in through the back door. “Can I please have a drink.” “Enough!” The bartender screamed “I told You No Drinks!” The Drunk looks at the bartender closely and exclaimed “Darn! how many bars you work at.”

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "Hey why the long face?"

Bill’s second Anniversary was coming up and if there was one thing that got his wife Suzy upset, it was not getting a thoughtful gift on a special occasion. Bill quizzed all his friends, co workers, clients and anyone he happened to bump into, as to what would be a good anniversary present. He finally settled on a huge bouquet of flowers. Not willing to trust himself to pick out the right flowers, Bill called up a local flower shop with strict instructions to deliver the biggest most beautiful bouquet of flowers first thing in the morning with the following note “Happy Anniversary Year Number Two!” The morning of the Anniversary Bill made sure Suzy would be the one to answer the door as he waited anxiously in the other room. “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ALL ABOUT?!” Hollered Suzie angrily holding up his well thought out note, “Happy Anniversary You’re Number Two!”

Brenda and Terry are going out for the evening. The last thing they do is put their cat out.

The taxi arrives, and as the couple walk out of the house, the cat scoots back in.

Terry returns inside to chase it out. Brenda, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explains to the taxi driver, 'My husband is just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.'

Several minutes later, an exhausted Terry arrives and climbs back into the taxi saying, 'Sorry I took so long, the stupid idiot was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger several times before I could get her to come out!

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade…


A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband..

She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to
go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks it’s going to be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot.. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me.."

"Oh, really! What'd he say?"


He said: "Who the hell did your hair?"

Aarrrgh...I'm so tired, exhausted don't feel like working and think anymore so I'm blogging!

Still at work but don't feel like working anymore ...after such a busy day of trying to sort out others's mess...

Oh boy...I missed Angel's Party...

Angel, here's another birthday party from me...

Here's a Million Dollar Cake...hope you'll like this




I don't think Johnny and Robert are hot enough to do a special birthday dance for you so I hired someone else...





Happy Birthday, Angel!

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

Superb!

6 AM my time here and just finished watching the Season 6 Episode 1 in Putlocker...WOW, I can't get enough of those zombies Can hardly wait for Episode 2!

Not really a big fan of zombies but the story is really great, how those strangers bonded together, care for each other as a family...so many positive things to learn from those characters...

I love all of those characters but I'm sure some of you have your favorite. Who's yours?

I've distant myself from friends for a long time now, only occasionally see one or two when I feel so bored or when they unexpectedly pay me a visit.

My life is home with my kid, work, sleep , chat with my BF and Blogs ...sounds perfect to me.

Yesterday a friend called and told me that 2 old friends were asking about me and they would love to come visit me. I said Ok and she asked if it's OK to bring some members in their church so they can have a prayer meeting in my place , I was reluctant but said OK anyway.
Woke up early today, earlier than usual so I can prepare. She said about 10 of them will come . We cooked lots of Filipino foods , I baked some cake, lots of food and I was worried I will be left with lots of left overs

7pm, 2o persons came along with their church pastor out of 20, I only know 5 but it went great,

They had their prayer meeting then we had dinner and almost finished all the foods . That was unexpected but I felt happy that these people graced my home with their presence . It's a fun night and I felt very much human entertaining them.

My son is Muslim and was happy having them and listening to them sharing about their faith and beliefs.

They all left at 11:30 pm and left me with an invitation to their church tomorrow, I nicely declined but promised to visit them sometimes .

Hope you're all having a lovely day/night