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Classic American comedy...Carol Burnett...one of the best episodes I have watched...Went With The Wind...a very funny skit...any comments or thoughts...

...who wants to be wound up, have a fight...anyone.. ?

An explorer had recently gone through a very emotional break-up
and to get away from it all was in a cave, looking for ancient treasure.

The explorer found an old lamp, rubbed it, and a genie came out.
The genie said "I will grant you three wishes,
BUT your ex spouse will get double anything you get."

The explorer agreed, and said
"I wish I had a beautiful mansion."

The genie granted it, but the explorer's ex got two mansions.

The explorer said "for my second wish, I would like 10 million dollars."
The genie again granted it and the explorer's ex got twenty million dollars.

Then the explorer said, "for my third and final wish,
....... .......................
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........I would like to be scared half to death."

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I hope everyone here has been doing excellent and having a terrific day.

how many over 60s drunk and stoned tonite

This is too funny!

HA HA HA!!!

Just kidding! Everyone!

I just moved from my old trailer so now I am officially NOT trailer trash anymore!

I left La Verne yesterday and i already miss my cool neighbors! Even the 2 drunk bigots that sit out in front of their trailers everyday just getting sloshed. They do about 50 beers a day and they gossip about everyone and they don't like people of brown skin and they think they own the trailer park because, after all, they have been there about 20 years each. Hee Hee! I feel so sorry for them and despite their feelings about me I made sure I had a bright and sunny hello for them each day!!

I will miss all of them including the 2 above.

The landlady is a sweetie and she will definitely be missed.

Isabella and the greeting cards she left me will be missed.

Sharon and her leftovers she gave will REALLY be missed!!

Janet is one of the most darling women one could ever know. We both grew gardens and we exchanged veggies. We would oooh and aah about each others veggies!

There are more but it would be a too long blog.

I am now in Riverside, CA and I am renting a room from a single dude and his 2 sons. The house is really fantastic and I know I will enjoy the patio.

I am now 5 miles from work and that is definitely a blessing. There are tons of good places to eat and everything like the P. O., the DMV and all the imprtant things in life that you will need once in awhile are close by. AND the library is right across the street from the P. O. so that's really a plus!!

OK, everyone have a great Resurrection Day even if only do the eggs and the chocolate bunnies!

I hope all the people that have kids are truly blessed have a great time with their children. Peony Jenny and the rest of the nice crew!!

Where's everybody?

Too quiet here...


My Jerk just woke me up and I had a long phone call with him and I'm having a fabulous day







Lots of love to you all

April 1 is named FOOL'S DAY, after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579. He did 105 businesses in his lifetime. He lost all his father's assets, and so everyone started calling him father of the fools. At 19, he married a 61-year-old woman who divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like you are doing now. It's great idea fooling you....









Happy april fools day