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does sombody else see a blue halo above his head ??
kindergarten
The neighbour’s child opposite my window in a high shrill voice memorizes nursery rhymes he went first with Jack n Jill quite well till it came to fetch a pail somehow the fetch became ketch my mind in wonder Jill doused in ketchup jack with a fork, knife… jack the cannibal? Snow white came next the grumpy dwarf became warf. Barking softly doggie...Cinderella’s slipper was now a chipper I thought the boy certainly thinks in rhymes when jump over the moon came jump was lump I resorted to medical assistance lump in moon benign hopefully for earthlings. Did this boy know he was changing pulping scrambling my thought process?No he did not know unaware totally enveloped in his blithe confidence he goes on to say the since kissed the princess. Every morning my unconscious is wildly churning, no respite in sight yeow I caught the boy’s talent for rhyme
Alert!! Comment Disallowed. Have you ever been driven by someone who just got their driving licence?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever blog on CS that forewarns you that no comments would be allowed but if you've come so far and read this much, then it ain't any fault of mine
Happy weekend to all!
P.S My daughter has been driving me around for the past two weeks and I've had 19 cardiac arrests during that time
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After a day shopping & sightseeing, the king was utterly besotted with the lady, and asked for her hand in marriage. The proposal took the secretary by surprise and she was thinking of how to turn him down politely without jeopardizing the bank's business relationship.
So she told the king that she would only marry him if he fulfilled three conditions. The king readily agreed. The secretary named her first condition. She would only marry him if he could give her a 75-carat diamond ring with matching 200 carat tiara.
The king thought for a while and said finally, "No problem! I have, I have".
One down, the lady thought up something more complex. "My second condition is that you must build me a 200 room mansion in the best district of New York City and for my holiday home, a chateau in the middle of the best wine country in France."
The king whipped out his cellular phone and after a lengthy conversation with his broker in New York, he said triumphantly, "OK, I build, I build".
Realizing that she was down to her last defense, the lady thought hard. Finally, she smiled to herself thinking that her third condition was the best yet.
Surely the king could not possibly fulfill this one. "Well," she said, "You know, I love sex, so the man I marry MUST have a 14-inch long p*nis."
The king was silent and thoughtful for a long time, burying his face in his hands. Finally, he shook his head, and in a rather sad, resigned voice said, "OK, OK, I cut, I cut".
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