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So, what is the meaning of your last blog CH? Are you done with us here and now going? I hope not. You know, you, Robert, Pepps, and I still have tunnels to dig.
On top of that, isn't it better to leave a place after you are hated? At least you will have a reason to leave??
Even on top of that, many, including myself enjoyed your clever and masterful blogs you put together. Sure, some you were challenged on, but that is a great thing...isn't it?
Even on top of the even on top of that, many of us men here will be missing your flirting. You even threw a party for me once.
I would post half-naked middle-eastern men here....or, I mean European men here, but I am an idiot in that area.
So, would it help you to return knowing that while I am typing up this blog, I am sitting here naked....and obviously thinking about you.
CH....has added so many great times here on the blogs....let's support her with her potential return. :)
<----dancing to disco
and to the republic for which it stands...and to uphold all of its blogging rules and regulations...so help me God.
Have you ever tried to leave this strange, weird, wonderful Blogland? For how long?
I did, many times but I can't seem to stay away for so long. I told myself yesterday that I will make a complete break from here so I can do some spring cleaning and find a new hobby and spend more time with real friends
After a long call from our Angel here and reading a blog from dear Johnny, how am I supposed to turn my back from all these sweet caring friends here? I might never meet them or any of you but you all have became a part of my life. Your blogs have put big smile on my face and brighten many of my boring days and because of that, as long as I'm breathing and have good internet connection, I will keep on blogging and continue to make others smile with my crazy, naughty, stupidly funny blogs.
Thank you CS for creating this wonderful Blogland for us lonely, bored, strange, wonderful and lovable singles all over the world.
As per Zman's request, let's raise the CS Bloggers' Flag onCe again
Standing for TRUTH, REALITY and FREEDOM OF SPEECH
CS MEN, are you lonesome tonight? Feeling so loveless and unlovable? Feeling like a looser? STOP!!!
Don’t be… just sit back and relax , it’s time for you to meet CS eligible Calendar Girls and here they are::wink:
Ms January... is an Indonesian pu**y Cat living in a golden palace in Jakarta. Flaunting a DBD cup bra have a very sweet personality , timeless beauty and her nurturing hands will sure to keep you happy for the rest of your life. Her hobby includes blogging, travelling and collecting hunky men. All you need to do is book a ticket to Indonesia…so what are you waiting for?
Ms February... is a cape wearing witch from Ireland. This big blue-eyed broom rider is a toughie but doesn’t think twice to lend a hand to the oppressed and the needy. She loves to write poetry and weeding and gardening on weekends…. and chilling with a bottle of wine or two on cold lonely nights. If you fancy some moonlight romance, learn how to ride a broom and fly straight to her kingdom.
Ms March... is a drop dead gorgeous blonde from Spain. This hot horse-whisperer loves volunteering and dream interpretations. She knows exactly what you’re missing and can bring you back to life with her healing hands and soothing voice. So if it’s romance and soulmate that you are really looking for, try this temptress and you won’t ever regret relocating to Spain…I guarantee that.
Ms April... is a very charming and witty cougar from Scotland. No, no…don’t get me wrong, this cougar has it all : sharp but well-trimmed paws, seductive pangs, long wiggly tails, golden whiskers and to top it all, this cougar is a very talented writer with eyes that changes color from green to purple to yellow to blue and to red… eye color depends on her estrogen level. So if you know how to tame a cougar…go on…buy a leash and give her your best shot.
Ms May... is a very hot blooded lady from England. Her wisdom and s*xual expertise will never cease to amaze you. This very tough but kind-hearted ultra-blonde hottie with a very gentle nature loves and loves passionate sex , write poetry and read good books. She’s highly recommended for those are suffering from EDS , quickies and all those men who are badly in need to learn the art of lust and love making.
online today!
A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends.
We'll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I've been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes for a week and set out my rod and fishing box, we're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas."
The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did exactly what her husband asked.
The following Weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking good.
The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?
He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to Do?"
The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box....
online today!
Thomas is 32 years old and he is still single.
One day a friend asked, "Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?"
Thomas replied, "Actually, I've found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them."
His friend thinks for a moment and says, "I've got the perfect solution, just find a girl who's just like your mother."
A few months later they meet again and his friend says, "Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?"
With a frown on his face, Thomas answers, "Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much."
The friend said, "Then what's the problem?"
Thomas replied, "My father doesn't like her."
....growing up is optional.
I don't wanna grow up....