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My home language is Afrikaans. In a world filled with dialect, relatively new. Then in “the old says” we were taught the QueenKs Englush in school. VERY strickt and proper! Then aparthed fell like a poacged rhino, and in came American English! Different spelling! Then there is the Buffalo language! That's a grunting noise that means anythimg and everything, from aha to zzzz! I still have trouble decoding it! Now it's a new one for texting. LOL, okay, I get what it stands for, but to me, it still sounds like a pig wallowing in mud! Really confusing! Then young parents want to know why their childdren don'tv talk properly at the age of 2! If this confuses me, how must a poor child feel?!

Will you please say something...

Would appreciate some company here...

what part of u, consider very lovely and beautiful to urself..i love my nose and cosider it very perfect as its neither dum nor very sharp..sometimes i say to people "u can find better than me but not with a perfect nose like me,i bet " and in this joking style i make them understand that he/she should not avoid me cuz i love him/her.


what about u?

I went for my spring waxing this morning. OUCH. Reminded me of an old favourite joke.

In this life, I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.

When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.

Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.

When you're a mommy bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that. If you're mommy bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS you to be hairy, huge and dangerous.

Yup, gonna be a bear!

A duck walks into a restaurant around lunchtime, sits down and orders a soda and a sandwich.

The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, a talking duck! What are you doing here?"

The duck replies, "I'm dry-walling the building across the street. I'll be in town for a few days."

The next day, the duck walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Hey duck, I was telling someone about you last night. They're really interested in meeting with you!"

"Is that so?"

"There's a travelling circus in town," the bartender explained. "The ringmaster was in here last night and thought you'd be a star attraction for them!"

The duck looked puzzled and says, "Why would a circus need a dry-Waller?"

It all goes wrong at 4:46

I just had a thought ...what if there was an emoticon associated with the most obvious attributes of bloggers here...what would yours or others be? ...

Remember, THIS IS ALL JESTIN' FUN, so don't get ...and read with a in hand!

I'll start with 'Nam (I always think of Vietnam, lol! but this is clearly his emoticon) - - his posts are always coming from another world. But watch out, he also is a !

For LindsyJones, its her beautiful mind: - so we have the ...Jac the Ripper (is that right?) would also qualify for this emote - very intelligent ladies! - though a bit controversial!

For our Robert787, it goes without saying: or maybe but often because of his hilarity and jokes!

Next, darling Wallops! Always an (This is also AngelPepper), or maybe they should have this because they have a heart for everyone! (btw, I think AngelPepper is a great name for Angie, she does have that pepper in her cap!) ;)

Speaking of caps, Capricorn has a horn on her head - wait - no, its a cap - full of whiskey! She always brings a lot of fun... !

For Socrates: Hmmm, Socrates have you met Lindsyjones?

SistaCalle Well, its gotta be And some of us appreciate it!

On the same vein, the wonderful heavenly Keyes
and Serendipty (or serenity, or serendevous!) bring us light!

Can't forget JohnnySparton with his odd blogs that we cannot mention- (you've had too many jack daniels, Johnny!...)

Then bringing in the eats, its Dreamcatcher - famous for her tempting that no one can ! ;)

LouLou77 - is simply because she brings a lot to ponder!

NoZeal: is ... as always!

Oh, there's Usha123: Does she always have to look gorgeous? okay, then ! With all the men who love her ;)

Which reminds me of Crazyheart - don't let your heart get away !

And that brings Ian - (the w*nk*r).. (so said CH!) ;)

Last but not least, for Jarred: no comments allowed!

Anyone else?

Did you hear about the race in the garden?







The hose was running, the lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup!

Ok, ok....I surrender!

i feel excited when i get my mailbox red..thankgod we can send email to ourselves on cs...