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People with TWO FIRST NAMES...
As a kid, I used to watch the TV show The Millionaire with my parents. That's when I learned that people with 2 first names irked my father. The star of the show was actor Marvin Elliot Miller who played the part of Michael Anthony assistant of billionaire J. B. Tipton Jr.
I cannot recall why, possibly it may have had something to do with his time in the Navy as everyone was called by their family name. Maybe that was a bit confusing to him and his buddies.
Some of you know I'm from Miami and there is a large Haitian community where men have 2 first names... Phillip Joseph, for example. Well which one is it... sometimes I have to ask.
There is another Michael Anthony... kinda famous bassist who played with VanHalen.
After a while you learn to roll with the 2 first names and then Jan Michael Vincent comes around.
I cannot recall why, possibly it may have had something to do with his time in the Navy as everyone was called by their family name. Maybe that was a bit confusing to him and his buddies.
Some of you know I'm from Miami and there is a large Haitian community where men have 2 first names... Phillip Joseph, for example. Well which one is it... sometimes I have to ask.
There is another Michael Anthony... kinda famous bassist who played with VanHalen.
After a while you learn to roll with the 2 first names and then Jan Michael Vincent comes around.
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A most stellar lineup at the Dem pander party....
....TV guffaw generator. Is there a doctor carrying dementia and antipsychotic medications in the house? Free everything for our illegals and non producers, while we eat the rich. Unless one values under 2% support, looks like we are down to three examples of piss poor protoplasm. Now even on stage colleagues are publically calling the front runner, creepy Joe, on his incipient dementia. And Bernie continues to fade, hopelessly trying to foist stark socialism onto our hard working American voters. Who's left and ascendant? Superb phony, fake Indian, Granny Warren. Lies on her heritage kept deserving real Native American attorneys from geting that Ivy League academic appointment. And so much more, making even creepy Joe look like an altarboy. How fortunate that she'll face our brilliant President Trump, like a waif in the jungle. Thank Goddess for the vision of the voters.
Giuliani's Ukrainian Big Top Adventure
In response to:
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus
By Andy Borowitz
10:30 A.M.
KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—While on a mission to Ukraine to acquire information about the business dealings of Hunter Biden, Rudy Giuliani was kidnapped by a travelling Ukrainian circus, Giuliani confirmed on Tuesday.
“It was the strangest thing,” he told reporters. “I was on a street corner talking to some people about the Bidens, and these guys came up to me and said, ‘Come with us.’ I thought they were taking me to a cable-news studio.”
Where they were taking him, it turned out, was the Krychevsky Wonder Show, a popular family-owned circus that has been travelling around Ukraine since 1873.
“We saw this guy acting entirely bizarre, and we decided we had to have him in our circus,” Oleh Krychevsky, its current proprietor, said. “It’s hard to find a sideshow attraction with that much potential.”
For two days, Giuliani filled a giant tent at Krychevsky’s, regaling audiences with tales of CrowdStrike, Burisma, and a person named Alexandra Chalupa. But soon his relationship with the circus soured.
“Even after the crowds went home, and we were all ready for bed, he wouldn’t stop talking,”
Krychevsky, who ultimately fired Giuliani from the circus, said. “He is exhausting.”
Only after Giuliani’s tenure with the circus was over did Krychevsky learn the man’s true identity.
“I was told he was the former mayor of New York,” he said. “I still find that impossible to believe.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Satire from The Borowitz Report
Giuliani Kidnapped by Ukrainian Circus
By Andy Borowitz
10:30 A.M.
KYIV (The Borowitz Report)—While on a mission to Ukraine to acquire information about the business dealings of Hunter Biden, Rudy Giuliani was kidnapped by a travelling Ukrainian circus, Giuliani confirmed on Tuesday.
“It was the strangest thing,” he told reporters. “I was on a street corner talking to some people about the Bidens, and these guys came up to me and said, ‘Come with us.’ I thought they were taking me to a cable-news studio.”
Where they were taking him, it turned out, was the Krychevsky Wonder Show, a popular family-owned circus that has been travelling around Ukraine since 1873.
“We saw this guy acting entirely bizarre, and we decided we had to have him in our circus,” Oleh Krychevsky, its current proprietor, said. “It’s hard to find a sideshow attraction with that much potential.”
For two days, Giuliani filled a giant tent at Krychevsky’s, regaling audiences with tales of CrowdStrike, Burisma, and a person named Alexandra Chalupa. But soon his relationship with the circus soured.
“Even after the crowds went home, and we were all ready for bed, he wouldn’t stop talking,”
Krychevsky, who ultimately fired Giuliani from the circus, said. “He is exhausting.”
Only after Giuliani’s tenure with the circus was over did Krychevsky learn the man’s true identity.
“I was told he was the former mayor of New York,” he said. “I still find that impossible to believe.”
Andy Borowitz is a Times best-selling author and a comedian who has written for The New Yorker since 1998.
He writes The Borowitz Report, a satirical column on the news.
Giuliani likely felt right at home, since he already works for the clown in DC.
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I Get Out Of Jail Tonight
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Open mic...
A coworker... tall guy with a loud voice who often cracks jokes had mentioned he loves to sing and is in a men's chorus. I've known this for a while. Last week, after he made a joke, I said "Maybe you should do some stand-up" and his reply was "Funny you should mention that." He swipes the gallery on his cellphone and shows some photos of him on stage.
There are a few venues in the Delray Beach area that a night or two each week allow for amateur talent to perform. One place does Open Mic Tuesday. It's normally a slow crowd so something different is a way to bring in more customers. He enlarges the photo that shows another coworker in the crowd!
His side gig is working on stand-up comedy.
I told him next time he plans to perform, let me know... I'd like to see his routine.
Closed the shop,
Sold the house,
Bought a ticket to the West Coast,
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
There are a few venues in the Delray Beach area that a night or two each week allow for amateur talent to perform. One place does Open Mic Tuesday. It's normally a slow crowd so something different is a way to bring in more customers. He enlarges the photo that shows another coworker in the crowd!
His side gig is working on stand-up comedy.
I told him next time he plans to perform, let me know... I'd like to see his routine.
Closed the shop,
Sold the house,
Bought a ticket to the West Coast,
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
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Stories Policemen cherish...
...during my time in Casualty, got to know a few police human persons. Almost all very decent and quite entertaining. And I thought I was the master of Galgenhumour. But I digress. There were many stories. The best were those offered after being stopped for a traffic violation---usually for speeding. "Off to hospital---wife in labour. Could you provide escort, please, Sirs", and such. And when under suspicion of OUI driving, the almost certain answer to " How much have you been drinking?"----TWO BEERS, TWO HOURS AGO, BURP!---swear on my mothers' soul, officer."
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Stories nurses and doctors cherish...
....There are quite a few. most humourous, and quite telling of human nature....But I digress.
....Well, perhaps later, alligators.
....Well, perhaps later, alligators.online today!
99 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf...
Take one down and pass it around...
98 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf.
Take one down and pass it around...
98 rolls of toilet paper on the shelf.
Take one down and pass it around...
As heard on a comedy show tonight
"I like my women, as I like my coffee."
"Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving"
"My wife & I have been married for 20 years.
The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh.
Every Thursday we have date night.
She brings hers, and I bring mine."
"I love women. Really. I wish they ran the world.
If they did, there were be no wars !
There would never be a moment of peace, but no wars."
"Hot, and all over my lap, when I'm driving"
"My wife & I have been married for 20 years.
The secret to a long marriage is to keep it fresh.
Every Thursday we have date night.
She brings hers, and I bring mine."
"I love women. Really. I wish they ran the world.
If they did, there were be no wars !
There would never be a moment of peace, but no wars."
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