pat8lanips Forum Posts (6,372)

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Aug 3, 2018

RE: The Women's Room

I'm quite lady like in a masculine kind of way. I bawled my eyes out and ate a whole packet of tim tams watching lethal weapon.

Aug 3, 2018

RE: CS Dream

I had a dream I still had a flip phone, and snooky sent me a text.

Aug 3, 2018

RE: Anonymous messages

I'm just wearing one sock. Keeps it nice and warm.

Aug 2, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Welcome to Molly's convent...

Aug 2, 2018

RE: Say Anything

I speak a bit of Irish too- poke mahone.

Aug 2, 2018

RE: Say Anything

My Serbian is limited to asking for slivovitz and calling someone the c word. So I should be right.

Aug 2, 2018

RE: What is ur trick to atract some.....

I have a thick greasy mullet, and my balls are so big I have to push them around in a wheelbarrow in front of me.

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

I like to dip my piparkukas in my shrebnjblinki.

Limon will know what I'm talking about.

Aug 1, 2018

RE: Men.....

All the women I kiss lately, have a peculiar taste. I think it's that strange new toothpaste they're all using. It's a bit like bicycle tyres.

Aug 1, 2018

RE: Men.....

They don't make me happy, but that's no reason to kill them.

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

Grey is fine. Things are a bit tight this week, any chance you could pay for the postage?

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

I've got plenty of bras, but a shortage of knickers. And the recipe says at least 4 pairs are required.

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

Come on guys, help me out here. Last thing I want is to have to report back that things have gotten even worser.

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

Don't change the subject. Nothing wrong with the threads.

Aug 1, 2018

RE: Say Anything

Oh no, I hate tough days.

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

Both

OPAug 1, 2018

Telephone

I just got off the telephone, after speaking with someone - let's just say pretty high up - and they told me that they were very disappointed with the standard of comments these days. They told me to tell you to lift your game or there will be serious repercussions.

Jul 31, 2018

RE: Anonymous messages

Glad we cleared that up. I was just about to give you a piece of my mind.

Jul 31, 2018

RE: How do you place your toilet paper on the roll?

Very carefully.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: The Irish empire....

So, are the Russians going to teach them how to say aluminium properly?

Jul 30, 2018

RE: The Irish empire....

It's a shame that you didn't teach them how to say aluminium properly.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: just looking

What you need to do, is check out as many profiles as possible, but say nothing. This way, if they check out yours and say nothing, the joke will be on them because you got in first.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: what is the meaning of life

Confucius is dead too, people still quote him.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: Tanqueray

Gin has the same effects on good and bad girls.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: Tanqueray

Isn't that a brand of gin? She's probably just hammered.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: Why me?

Or sell him some gear, turn a negative into a positive.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: How much do u cost to maintain.....

I'm the one doing the maintaining, so its related to my income.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: This one thread - You can PM a participant and ask ONE question you normally wouldn't DARE ask.

Well, what about Theresa may? Would you take it from behind to be rid of her?

Jul 30, 2018

RE: Say Anything

You've skived this long, surely a few bongs won't hurt. Just don't crash the forklift again.

Jul 30, 2018

RE: Say Anything

I'm just lurking, haven't hit rock bottom of skivving yet.

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