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Every Day it's a New Hurdle...

Emails, Texts, Phone Calls, Portal reminders...
Every day I've had to stop what I was doing to attend to some important action on my part for the purchase of a condo. Last night they asked me to provide a statement from my accountant that the money I have in savings used to pay my deposit and closing costs won't adversely affect my business. This week, I had to pay for the appraisal fee, pay for the windstorm mitigation report, e-sign acknowledging a list of companies who checked my credit, upload my W2's for two years, send proof that I'm over 55 so I can shop for a senior discount on insurance. I had to laugh on the last one as it's a 55 and over community. I already had to jump that hurdle last month to prove I'm old enough to live there.

Bring me the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the South and do it before the end of the month!
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Welcome Wagon...

I'm winding down on the 'shopping list' of final documents needed before the closing date. One important paper gets me a reduced rate on the mandatory insurance for the structure (and contents) is called a Wind Mitigation Report.

The home inspector I hired 3 weeks ago is licensed to make the report and he sent over a copy last night that I forwarded to some insurance companies who are preparing quotes. That report along with photos shows the structure and condition of the roof from the inside. It's all done to building code and shows no signs of leaks.

Chasing around to a few people will be in my life now, I asked the company who handles the Home Owners Association (HOA) if they have a welcome wagon and will walk me through some important things... like mailbox, location of trash bins, ID badges for entry and most importantly, if there is a preferred list of licensed companies like plumber, electrician and air conditioning technicians.

The first thing on my list is to replace one of the toilets and I cannot risk an unlicensed handyman to do the work, especially since I'm on the 2nd floor!

They haven't replied about the welcome wagon request. Perhaps one doesn't exist. logically speaking with 300-400 residents in this community, they've got to have some orientation - start package I can review BEFORE I arrive. I know 40' long furniture moving trailers are banned entry and the small amount of things I'm moving can be done in a standard van.
Yeah... moving furniture, I'm not looking forward to that part!
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Porch Pirates... Tis the Season!

You may have already heard about Porch Pirates... Typically, it's people who drive around neighborhoods looking for delivered packages on doorsteps where the recipients aren't home to receive the goods. Often it's a driver and a person who gets out of the car and snatches the package from the porch and quickly gets back into the car for a quick getaway!
You can find dozens of home surveillance videos on YouTube where the thieves have been recorded. Unless they can be positively identified, chances are pretty good they will continue to get away with it.

Lots of different ways to avoid being a victim of a porch pirate. Two suggestions would be to have packages delivered to your workplace or have the package retained at the shipper's local office for you to pick up.

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well... duh!!

I try to backup my cellphone to a computer once a month. Since it's running an Android O/S on a Samsung, gmail handles all my contacts, data and apps. If my phone were lost/stolen most of the data can be restored. The exception is if the thief decides to crack the phone and delete my information. That's reason enough to have a copy on my personal computer where I can restore the image via USB connection.

The one thing I wasn't backing up is the 128gig SD memory card and more than 4,000 photos, documents and videos. Many of my photos are work related and in separate folders. I was copying them to a computer folder by folder. When I hit the camera folder, Windows took a long time to calculate the time required to copy to the hard drive. It then reported some crazy 20+ hours to do it. Ahhh... okay, let it happen. I'm in no hurry. Anyway Those time reports aren't accurate. It did take about 2 hours to copy all the information I needed to save.
Halfway through all this, I realized I could have turned the phone off, removed the SD memory, plugged it into an adapter and directly connected it to the computer. That speed increase is easily 10 times faster than the cable method.

well... duh!! That's what I'll do the next time I do a backup.
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Pray to God...

I knew a woman (coworker) who was having serious marital problems. She prayed to God for them to stay together. Her husband was an abuser and violence became an everyday occurrence.
A friend suggested they go for counseling. He wanted no part of it. The prayers continued and so did the violence. She did get more advice, different than what she expected. While the prayers were good, she was told the prayers were for the wrong thing!

Changing her prayers to get her out of a bad marriage and not trying to stay in one was her answer.

There were some rough times getting away that involved divorce and a restraining order, but with counseling on her part she as able to readjust. New job, nearby city, new life.

It must have been a year later she called to say hello and tell me she met a guy whom she trusted. They were engaged to be married and she prayed to God he was the right one this time.

I haven't heard from her since...

Oh my, what BIG eyes you've got...

I'm a member of another dating site with a high percentage of young Asian women. Many have photos with really large eyes. They appear unnatural, almost like an anime cartoon drawing. So... I did a little research.
Some of the photos have been altered by an image editing program called Photoshop.
You trace around the eye copy it to another layer, enlarge the layer and smooth the edges into the original. If done right it gives a seamless look of larger eyes... as much as 15%
The drawback is it's only good for photos. If you need to be seen in public you must try a cosmetic method.
To get the most effect, you must wear special contact lenses where the dark colored Iris is enlarged. This starts off the illusion your have bigger eyes. Then surround the eyes with makeup creating an illusion of a larger size. Most important is to apply fake eyelashes.
if done correctly, there is no denying you will totally transform your appearance.
I found this the photo on a website detailing the step-by-step instructions for cosmetic enlargement. To show a before and after comparison, only one eye was done.


Pretty amazing !
Oh my, what BIG eyes you've got...


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I thought it would be a happy song...

I took the day off and relaxed at home with my wife. We ate some leftovers from the feast yesterday. I did some model helicopter flying in the morning, took a nap in the afternoon. Avoiding the shopping madness we got a few needed items at Aldi.

Back home and interacting on CS, I landed on Jim's blog about James Taylor... that took me into a YouTube journey. I showed my wife some videos from the 70's with James Taylor and fast forwarded to a bald aging man who no longer hits the high notes. Typical of most singers, they tune in a lower key as it's less strenuous on the vocal cords.

Clicking around to some other videos got me guitarist Tommy Emmanuel, who I've never seen before. He described his guitar made by Maton in Australia. The Maton website listed guitarists who play their instruments and Colin Hay was in the group.

If you don't know, Colin was the singer & guitarist for the 1980's Australian group Men At Work. He has a very unique voice and singing style dictated by his accent. Since their breakup he's performed many solo gigs and continues to write new songs. Colin's website calls him a master storyteller.

I came across one performance where he plays a mini-sized 12 string guitar that's pitched between a standard guitar and a mandolin. It has a great sound that goes perfect with his voice.

The song title is MAGGIE. I thought it would be a happy song... but I was wrong.

I found it heartfelt and it pulled me in. Some of the video comments say Maggie was someone he knew. Affected by this he also wrote "I Just Don't Think I'll Ever Get Over You"

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Too much paper down the pipe...

The house I'm living in was built 70 years ago and fitted with a septic tank about 10 feet from the back of the house. The city did an upgrade connection to a sewer system shortly before my family purchased it around 60 years ago. The tank remains, but sewer pipe runs over it and connects to a main line at the front of my property. Over the years, we've had very few problems with the system.

The method for sewer lines back then was a series of interconnecting clay pipe in sections (like the photo) about 6 feet long that had a ring of tar to seal the fittings.

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Over the years, the ground shifted. Although the pipes were intact, the tar between the joints separated and began to leak. It's not a big problem unless you have a tree near the sewer line where the roots from the tree (seeking water) will grown into the pipe making it crack. The roots continue to grow inside the pipe increasing the chances of things getting snagged, creating a complete blockage.

We had our first issue more than 20 years ago. I called a Roto-Rooter plumbing service to 'snake out' the drain. Unfortunately, he wasn't equipped to do the job. A call to the city got their repair truck and a guy who knew how fix things. The plumbing snake he used had a large diameter rotary cutting head that trimmed off the roots growing within the pipe. The advice was 'get the pipe replaced' as slicing the roots only made them grow back faster. I did and had 30 feet of pipe around the tree replaced with a seamless piece of PVC.

I live on a street and my neighbor lives on an avenue. Their plumbing joins with mine in a "T" connection about 70 feet from the property line. Someone on their side flushed something down the line that blocked up both sewer lines. The city was called and they replaced most of the line with PVC at no charge to either of us.

At least 7 years ago , I did a bathroom renovation and installed a 'new fangled' toilet that uses 1 gallon per flush and (in laboratory tests) can send a load down 50 feet of pipe!
(are you impressed? I know I am) This toilet doesn't clog.

On Sunday, the toilet was backing up. The problem was the sewer and not the toilet. Admittedly, both me and my wife are big users of butt-wipe and go through a mega roll every few days. That was enough to cause a sewer backup. I rarely need to hire people to do repairs that I cannot do and I dumped a gallon of drain opener expecting the problem to be eliminated. Not true. I checked all 3 plumbing cleanouts and see the trouble was in the first 50 feet... the part that hadn't been upgraded.

A trip to Home Depot Wednesday night and a 50 foot plumbing snake had me busy Thanksgiving morning. The clog is gone, my hands are tired of wrestling the snake for an hour, but it's done!
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Instead of playing Led Zeppelin songs...

Back in the 70's, instead of playing Led Zeppelin songs, I should have written and recorded a Christmas Song.
In the car this morning I heard a song written by Chuck Berry from the 1950's called Run Rudolph Run. It's amazing how horrible some music was back then. A little research said there is some controversy about copyright and publishing rights as his song was based on the classic Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer by Johnny Marks.
Anyway... no matter how good or bad my song would have been, it would be played every year and I would receive royalties for it.

I need to borrow a time machine and book time in a recording studio!
Landing in the 50's, it could have a folk song flavor.
In the early 60's would be a surfing sound Christmas song.
Late 60's a psychedelic sounding Christmas song.
70' would be heavy metal...






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Portal...

Years ago, my doctor sent email for me to access my medical records on a portal. I didn't bother. I decide to buy a house and the realtor needs me to sign in to their portal to upload and share information. I have no choice but to comply. The home inspector uploaded his report to a portal that I must access, read, review and e-sign it's acceptance. Yesterday, the mortgage company needs me to create a profile on their portal to upload requested tax documents and e-sign their forms.

With every portal is a profile name and password. I've been writing this down on a sheet of paper. It's time to rewrite all of this and scan it in the event things get lost or misplaced when moving to the condo in December.

I somehow feel like a time traveler going through so many portals...
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Rubber...

Rubber is a flexible latex product produced from the juice of a rubber tree. In varied process, it's mixed with other chemicals to create different products. The process for a soft latex mattress is different than a rubber tire (tyre) used on a car. Charles Goodyear developed vulcanization in 1839 where he mixed latex, sulfur and heated the mixture to harden the liquid rubber.

Over the years, new uses for rubber were invented. One process is to coat the exterior of a hard plastic object to give it a soft feel without affecting the structure of the inside. I've seen some plastic writing pens with a soft rubberized sleeve to make them comfortable.

One problem with products made with rubber is longevity. Tires have a manufacturing date stamp and people are warned against buying from an unreliable source as many 'new' tires have been been produced years ago and the rubber elasticity declines on an old tire making them unsafe.

I bought an emergency spotlight with a rubberized handle. Never used it. One day before a hurricane, I decided to open the box and try it, only to find the rubber handle was sticky to the touch. I found the rubber feet on my water pic (purchased 2 years ago) leave black marks on the countertop.

My laptop mouse deteriorated within 2 years and I was lucky enough to remove the rubberized surface with 91% rubbing alcohol. I have a very expensive mouse/controller I use in design that has programmable buttons and a 3D wheel. The rubberized surface is also deteriorated and sticky. That was a $300 purchase and they are no longer manufactured. Basically, I'm in trouble if I cannot find a replacement on Amazon or eBay. I dusted the surface with talcum powder so it wouldn't be so sticky and will experiment if I can clean it with alcohol or a solvent to remove the rubberized coating and not destroy the controller.

That said... be cautious of long-term purchases that have a rubberized coating.
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I decided to stop looking for a condo...

My reason is pretty simple. With months and months of on and off searching, I couldn't find something I really liked. My new agent sent a text that a few new listings came online. She wanted to see if I had time to look.
Of the ones I was interested in two to three weeks ago, they already received offers and sales are pending. It's the season. Northerners are here and units in the development I've been shopping at get scooped up quickly. I'm told many of the offers are cash so there's no wait for loan approval.
A long-time friend and coworker asked if he could join me in the search. He's got a friend already living in that community and is looking to help out a couple he knows who will be looking real soon.

One unit we saw looked nice as we walked in. The wall surrounding the kitchen was cut away and they created a breakfast counter at bar height. The only problem was the workmanship was rough. The bar top wasn't level and the patching on the wall was uneven. Skip that unit.

A few were overpriced simply because they had the original kitchens and asking the same as units with renovated kitchens.

One unit was in shambles... water was dripping from the a/c unit and a puddle on the laminate floor. There was a strong chemical smell and the agent said "Stop... don't go inside!" I had asked why and she said she recognized the smell... someone had died in the unit and they were treating it to remove to odor! Yeah, skip that one!

There were a few more to see and I was getting tired. But, I persisted. The realtor said another one came available and she got the 'go ahead' we can get in to see it. The outside of the building had been recently painted, the landscaping was the best around, the ugly 'fake tile' fascia was replaced with smooth panels. Less than 5 minutes of a walk-thru and all of us agreed it was the cleanest one we had seen in our search.

I left the agent with a 'this could be the one' and she called me back later to say other agents had shown the unit after we left. Was it a sales ploy? Possibly. But with the exception of the asking price, all the conditions had been met. This place was clean enough to move in tomorrow and not have to tear out the kitchen and baths to make it livable. I decided to make an offer and she came back with the owner's counter. I went up and they came down and we struck a deal.

I cut a check for a small deposit and signed an agreement to proceed with the purchase.

All week, I've been filling out documents and getting quotes on mortgage rates. I found one company I'm happy with and tomorrow, I'll meet with the home inspector to confirm that there aren't and hidden problems.

Now that I'm buying this condo I decided to stop looking for other ones.
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