Disappointed in the female specie.
Decided to do a little shopping this morning at the local Spar-Supermarket. Don't know if the pollen near the flower section got to me, but a really big sneeze was building up and after the third ahhh ahhh ahh I let rip and wiped my noes off on a scarf.The next moment I felt a stinging whack to the side of my head.
Okay so I admit, the scarf was hers (the lady standing in front of me in line to pay) but geeez, why take it so personally.
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Thanks for the laugh ! Funny you should mention it because seemingly Europe [don't know about S.Africa] is to have the highest pollen count for over 70years, I read that in Guardian or some semi respectable Newspaper. The thoughts of that is
I've had hay fever for the last 2 months and people think I have the virus!
Hi Luke, stay safe and go to another supermarket.
If the virus doesn't kill you, some woman will hit you on the head!
I thought you were gonna say that people ran away from you... you say?
Hell I had to run for my life.... That womens eyes had pure 42 days 'lockdown fury' in them just asking to be released - on me - ....
Hi Red,
Yea bbbuutttt, you do realize I would have recognized it was you by your new hair-style and asked for your permission first, before using your scarf...
Reboot,
Totally agree with you. Imagine what damage that 'lady' could have caused if someone put a knife in her hands. You think Spars management would have allowed you to shop there wearing that scarf?
Hi Dani,
We are going into winter this side and pollen counts are relatively low.
To tell you the truth, after finding out how one dies from covid 19, I'd be happier to die at the hands of a confused woman than the virus.
You stay safe too.
Hi Mimi,
I'm quite sure that you would not have behaved like that crazy lady, right?
Shouldn't you be listening to Uncle Cyril right now??
Cigs back on the table yet?
The shopper took the sleeve of the clerk and wiped his nose on it.
The police is now looking for the shopper.
tongueclippersI'm still staying home.
I know that trick. Victim gets made to feel (and fined) like a criminal...
Wow, I sure hope the police find him asap as the poor chappie obviously needs councilling, drugs and possible bed-rest after the traumatic sleeve encounter, and aggressive attitude the sales assistant bestowed on him. I shudder to think what terrible germs he also picked up from her sleeve. .. Poor guy...
Slip of the clippers or flippers, no matter cos it suites you.
I think I'll join you at staying home. Some folk get cranky if folk like me thinks they are willing to share their masks, scarves and sleeves. Crazy folk.
Did she wear gloves or sanitized her hands before whacking you? You should have told her off.
Good to see you.
Come to think of it, I was totally traumatized and did not even bother to think of looking.