Laying it on...THICK.
Ever get an e-mail from someone you don't know and it was...WAY over the top ?
I'm guessing you have. Still, they have to crack you up.
Here's one I got on... ahem.. a dating site not too different than this one.
"Hello
I came across your profile while searching on this site, and saw you so attractive and decided to write you. You are so Cute that i believe God spent extra time creating you and if i were to present your picture in heaven, all the angels would hide their faces in shame and and Has anyone ever told you how ravishing you look? Well if not I guess am the first to do because cant just stop looking at your pics and thinking about the little you said in your profile......I just started this online dating thing which my sister thought I should try out and see if I would meet the right person for me. I THINK I HAVE you will reply me....and i will love to do chat with you if you don't mind, "
My reply ??? "Say what ?!?"
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Comments (20)
oh she is waiting your reply too....what you will say to her?
Z - as M stated, I replied with "Say what ?!?"
"where do you currently live ?"
Usually I either never hear back from them again, or hear where they really live (despite what the profile says).
Either way is OK with me.
M - that's not the only classic.
Obviously from the response to those, they don't bother to read it anyway
Good day. Yes, I think we all get those types of emails. I even get the ones where they say I have great eyes or hair and my pix is of a bird.