Catching A Crocodile
There are two ways to catch a crocodile without getting eaten yourself.The first method is preferred by game wardens. You set out bait and you wait. When the croc comes to the bait, you shoot him with a anaesthetic arrow. You wait again; until you are sure that he is asleep.
Then you tie his front legs together; ditto for his hind legs. You administer another stiff dose of anaesthetics. You tie up his mouth. Then you push a very long pole between his tied up legs. Then tie his tail very well to the pole and carry him off. This method is often used for the purpose of research or relocation.
The alternative method is preferred by the FBI. They send a new recruit into the bush to catch a lizard. After being handcuffed and informed of its rights, they take him to a small room where he will be beaten with batons until he signs a confession that he is a crocodile. This method is often used for the purpose of closing a case.
But now who wants to catch a crocodile?
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Go and catch that crocodile !!
Hmm, it is from eating crocodile meat. Quite tasty it is; very much like pork. There are few animals I have not eaten; rabbit, tortoise, porcupine, hippopotamus, snake you name it. I ate them all. Once even rhinoceros; after the poachers butchered the poor animal for the horn; too much meat to waste. The only mammals we don’t eat here are the ape, dog and cat families. And of course horses and
When he wakes up there and he's not tied up properly... Especially that tail. A grown croc can kill you with one smack of the tail.
I won't try to capture them alive. They kill an astronomical number of people each year. The take turns with the hippopotamus for that honour. Now with the influx of illegals into our country we cannot keep proper statistics anymore. It is estimated that about 25% of the people who try to get it are killed.
And like Welela, I don't even want to catch them....
But We do however have a saying in Indonesia "BUAYA DARAT"....which is translated to "land crocs" - and and thise land cros refer to "MEN" - I don't mind catching this kinda buaya darat....
For you I will get a star from the sky and not some bungler crocodile...
From listed you I ate only a snake.
By the way, also have eaten crocodile, snakes...and unfortunately horse meat (in france)... and a few others stuff... but no dogs, monkeys, cats (i hope - cannot guarantee that in china)...
Meat is meat and a man must eat.
PS; I always wanted cowboy boots made from croc. leather
Yes, I saw it on TV. Discovery channel I think, but it seems that you are having problems too. I believe you are fined for feeding alligators like we are fined for feeding baboons.
Your allies are smaller than our crocs and have much shorter jaws than ours too, but be carefull. They are dangerous.
Caaaaaaaat or crocodiiiiiiiiile ! ! !
The cat will win. Crocs are vegitarian an eace loving animals. The cat will feed the croc potato fries until he falls asleep and then he will eat him alive. Cats are ferocious fighters.
Hmm, things have changed a bit around here. My captors are now serving me. The agreement was based on the condition of full citizenship.
CAT say - The cat will win!
Who else?
WHO?
WHO ELSEEEEEEEE ????
Ours are like that too. Very weak muscles to open the mouth, but when the mouth is open...
Uuuuyummy crocodile...
Why are you here?
I though you made a promise.
Not that I'm sorry to see you here.
Have you eaten all those gastly things?
Your second method sounds more like our own police.
Off to work? Almost bed time for me. Enjoy your day.
Hit him good!
He does not listen to me...
and no one listens.
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Too many questions and promises are made to be broken. I had my fingers crossed behind my back when I made them so they don't count. Things have changed here. The place is under new management. Oh yes, I ate all of those things and a few more.
A green croc in your kitchen? It looks more like a Chinesse dragon to me. Be careful of those teeth. They look dangerous.
We're rather go for confessions here. It is much safer.
Whose side are you on?