Welcome to the world's nicest prison By John D. Su

Jan Petter Vala, who is serving a prison sentence for murder, has hands the size of dinner plates and shoulders like those of an ox. In an alcoholic rage, he used his brutish strength to strangle his girlfriend to death a few years ago.

There's a beach where prisoners sunbathe in the summer, plenty of good fishing spots, a sauna and tennis courts. Horses roam gravel roads. Some of the 115 prisoners here -- all men and serving time for murder, rape and trafficking heroin, among other crimes -- stay in wooden cottages, painted cheery red.


When you ask the cook what's for dinner, he offers up menu choices like "fish balls with white sauce, with shrimps" and "everything from chicken con carne to salmon."

Plenty of people would pay to vacation in a place like this.

There are few rules here. Prisoners can have TVs in their rooms, provided they bring them from "outside" when they're sentenced. They wear whatever clothes they want: jeans, T-shirts. One man had a sweater with pink-and-gray horizontal stripes, but that's as close as it got to the jailbird look. Even guards aren't dressed in uniform, which makes conducting interviews tricky. It's impossible to tell an officer from a drug trafficker.

After we hit Fort Knox this is where I want to spend my 'Time'.

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Luke, handshake
I feel like I need to accomplished something in life.... Bastoy, Norway we go, after fort knox!
cheers
@ Luke..Hi wave

Wow...doing serious crime has never seemed this appealing or attractive before dancing cheers

I think I need a career change....rolling on the floor laughing
And I thought the American prison system was out of kilter! The family of the young murdered woman must be in total agony over this!
Hi B,handshake . Yes its something to look forward to. I always fancied a long term vacation.wink laugh cheers
Okay.... Lukeon, you have been looking into my country, have you? Think about it, if you visit and do something wrong you can be locked up in such a great place. But be careful, Norway might have a exchanging order with SA... I do live in a nice country don't I? They have no possibility to escape, so we are safe. That's nice or what? You need a boat to go there or to get off this island Bastøy. laugh laugh teddybear
Hi Kitty,,, Was thinking about you on Friday after hearing about the terrible hail storm in your area. The visuals were scary showing how the hail smashed the cars and some entire tiled roofs. Hope you are insured.. Or better still keep in mind applications for the Fort Knox job will be closing soon.grin wine
Ed,handshake I am stunned that crime can be so rewarding either way. Go well my friend. rolling on the floor laughing handshake cheers
@ Ed...yup sure sounds cozy over there while the rest of us weather the harsh storms of life..... dunno confused

Just wonder about the seriousness of the punishment fitting the crime.....doh

@ Luke...wow yes that was quite a hectic storm with heavy damage done to some houses...mmm relocating sounds quite attractive.... maybe somewhere with bright cheery red little cottages....conversing wine
Hi ms. Claus aka Wel regards to Santa,, Yes I dont have an option I must agree you and all the other citizens are completely safe cos no one in their right mind will want to escape from that hotel.. rolling on the floor laughing With my luck I wont even spend a night there and will be thrown into a hole here somewhere. Im thinking to postphone FK.uh oh Keep warm Wel,wine
That is a nice prison uh oh
The guy in the Digger building a tunnel. laugh
Excuse me Luke!

Yes, kitty, today is a November warm and beautiful day @ 65 degrees and going up to 70 (C = 18 & 21). I actually think it's warmer than that because it's so pleasant outside!
And again Luke!

Non! Are you referring to the video game Dig Doug! That is a funny one as he try to keep from getting eaten by the monsters!
wave Luke: You can visit there, on your vacation time. But! Dont come crying to me. Because you need a ride home. . . . wine
@Luke..... I need to make a change in my professiondoh I want to be a jail bird tooapplause by the way, "What's for dinner"
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drinking @Godaniel: Uh! That prison house, is not in the usa. wine So! Do you still wants to go?
@Angel..... Sure why notmotorcycle motorcycle
wave Godaniel: Ok! And you will be kind of missed. . . wine Ta ta!
Hi Luke - hope you are well ? hug hi everyone wave

sounds like a great place to go in for a rest !

Only thing is , I would have to commit a crime to get in there moping laugh
Hi Luke
You did not tell us about the wall around this place, but then I guess it is not needed. Who would want to escape.
Bob,handshake I think I can plan my retirementthumbs up laugh
Non,handshake , Tunnel maybe for growing mushrooms??dunno cheers laugh
Ed, handshake no problem anytime welcome.cheers
angel and to think I was going to ask you to be our getaway driver,,moping ow im very sadblues wine

You wuda abandoned me yesdunno
Dannysonhandshake Applications will close soondunno cheers
Hi Seren,, I think you just might bring a certain 'peace an calm' to the joint. Sure you won't reconsider? dunno grin
Luke, do the Norwegians own any Caribbean islands dunno I like the accommodation but could do with it being a bit warmer professor grin beer
Hi Cathandshake Good to see ya. A wall you say... For what purpose? Ahhh I know, to keep the unwanted element OUT cheers grin
Hi Zman,,handshake ,, Ssshhh now you are really pushing your luck.. But still I'll see whats in the pipeline..rolling on the floor laughing cheers
scold Hey! Luke: So! Whats in the pipelines? . . . laugh
angel wave yip the 'pipeline' is full of surprizes.. Who knows..dunno dancing wine
dancing Luke: " I hear yah!".: wine
Thankyou ,,,that's a lovely thing to say - For you Luke ... I will reconsider it thumbs up hug grin

but how am I gonna get in there ,,, I'm no good at being bad , to get in there in the first place dunno laugh hug
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