A Spaceman Came Traveling.
It was a Saturday night and they landed on a remote farm in Southern Africa. A male and a female; husband and wife.
After the proper introductions they were treated with typical South African hospitality on a baked sheep’s head and pickled ox tongue and tripe.
Later they enjoyed a few 15 year old KWV brandies; and the alien couple, unable to fly their craft, decided to stay over for the night. The two males, one earthling and one alien, went out to stash the flying saucer in the shed; and while there, the two decided that it will be in the interest of better interplanetary relations for them to swap partners for the night.
The alien couple left early the next morning.
Later that same day a couple from another farm came visiting. While our esteemed farmer took his neighbor to the shed to show off his new tractor, his wife shared her experience with her friend. And she concluded:
“Mary, it was wonderful. He was adjustable in size. If you pulled his right ear he became bigger and if you pulled his left ear he became smaller. You could adjust him to exactly the right size.”
Back in the shed our farmer friend also shared his story. When his friend asked him if she was any good he replied:
“Yes bro, she was ok but the b*tch almost tore my right ear off.”
PS
No aliens were hurt during the production of this blog.
Comments (45)
Were you the farmer friend by any chance?
The question is: is your right ear missing?
Nah, if it was me she would have been hanging on my left ear.
Ah, it is so good to come across somebody who was raised properly. It is good if you don't know what we're about. But don't worry too much about it mow, someday you will learn all about it.
I'm not a spaceman. This alien had special features.
I hope you like it too and thank you for the story.
Pulling of the left ear are for those who believe that it is the technique that matters.
It is one of my favorite songs by Chris de Burgh. It is not the first time that I use the title of a song, book or movie as a title for a blog.
Have a grand day.
Jut keep on with it then. Don't stop
It has not been fully established if it was intergalactic. It is now suspected that they came from Venus; thus only interplanetary. But the investigation will continue.
Btw
E.T. stands for Eternal Trouble; such as in marriage.
This is a very sensitive investigation and information is shared on a need to know basis. However, if you really need to know, the information available might be shared upon receipt of your bank card and pin number.
Wisdom comes with the Age but sometimes Age walk alone.
definitely agree..
It is a pity. I thought we could do business; maybe next time then.
Just look at me! I'm the living proof of it.
look at you ? clearly I can see that your age is walking alone...
Just keep pulling and see what happens.
Luckily the condition is reversible.
Age did not walk alone when he arrived. It was when he continued with his journey that he walked alone. His travel companion decided to stay on.
See, some you win and some you lose, but there is always a way out. You get tall people and you get short people but everybody touches the ground.
I'd say that was the general idea.
I'm just scared that our women will opt for their versatility.
Jarred's blog will cast light here.
What a deep woman you are! I never thought about it that way.
Whales are weighed at the whale weigh station. So try the Venus ticket office at the whale weigh station.
Interesting story...an earfull you could say...seems to be a theme on CS about outer space...cheers!
Yoes it would seem to be the season for spacemen. Maybe the outer course is better than the inter course.
lol...