A Death Threat.
I’m in grave trouble. Some guy is threatening to shoot me or run me over with his car. I’m soiling my underpants with fear. I’m too scared to leave the house.
I received a hand-delivered note in my mailbox yesterday informing me that the writer will kill me if I shag his wife again.
The solution is simple enough; just lay off her, but who do I cut out of my busy schedule? The guy did not tell me who his wife is and never put his name on the note.
How inconsiderate of him!
I hope there is no blue in your Monday.
Comments (66)
I just did not want to leave a wrong impression.
And he might think twice before shooting a jole in your head.
You think he will go after the neighbor in stead?
They cause a few pains in the butt, but not none that bad to deserve such punishment.
You know, years ago I saw a movie like that, but if I remember rightly, it was a crow.
That can work, but will he deliver another ultimatum?
This boer nation of mine shoot first and then they talk.
don't leave your house till you figure this out....
Lou,
Parrots are not a man's best friend like dogs are...
My parrot did give me away...
I never miss my house calls.
Whether it is a parrot or a myna bird...never attempt an affair around them...lesson for us all...
Are you talking about my great grandmother's old Dutch bible? You want my family to kill me posthumously? That book caused too many arguments in the family until I solved it for once and all. I gave it to my eldest daughter. Sorry, it is not mine to give away.
It's ok. Everything is sorted out. I got another note in my mailbox. It said: "Sorry mate, wrong house."
All the stress for nothing. I wonder if he wants his other note back.
Important questions to ask your lady friends, Cat:
a) do you have a jealous husband / boyfriend?
b) are you over the age of consent?
c) are you sane?
Surprisingly few guys ask the last question. They really should
The guy who knocks around with married women should ask himself if he is sane!
They're just not worth it. As I told Ken earlier, I tried it once (a long time ago) but it was a lonely life. I got to see her only when she wanted and on the important days I was alone because she spent them with her husband and family. And she never got to divorce him as she promised.
I'm a bit worried about my neighbor now. not that I'm his keeper but we don't wand scandals in our street.
I moaning parrot?
I'll file for divorce so fast he won't know what hit him.
Aw well,good night then.
We Haven't seen a new blog today.
I hope they didn't get you in your sleep
have a turquoise Tuesday pal
My blog for today just went up. I was busy with it while you posted your comment. Anyway, the crisis has been defused. The guy dropped the note at the wrong house.
Maybe, if you read the blog and the comments properly, you would have discovered that it was all a joke. Don't comment if you don't know what is happening. If you want to go through life with a long face, it is ok by me, but don't expect other people to be the same. I don't like to throw a person's own words back to him, but maybe it is time YOU grow up.