USA to open borders to South Americans

The USA is about to join the American Union, this will entail free movement of people from all member states, including all the South American countries, who citizens will be entitled to free health care amongst a vast range of other benefits, the new parliament, housed in Mexico City, will have the final say in all court proceedings conducted in North America, this parliament will also determine foreign policy & provide huge sums of $ to Mexican farmers in order they can still be paid whilst producing nothing, and all of this will only cost about $10 billion a day professor





No, not going to happen you say dunno then WTF is Obummer up to, about to make a speech in the UK shortly advising the UK to do that very thing, strikes me as vastly hypocritical mumbling very mad

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Map, you'll need to book quickly, the thought of Molly & all that olive oil will prove extremely popular, I for one have given some serious thought through the afternoon grin
Who are you going to get to wrestle Molly? She's scary tall remember.

If you'd be so kind as to fill my bottle from the pit before the mayhem begins, I'd be ever so grateful snooty
Z U.K out means Huge repercussions for Ireland...and of course Fear is the fuel used on us surfs. I want out. Not a decision I made easily.

We are to have winter weather back at weekend [to digress from the depressing subject that is the biggest political blunder, and to think my grandfather and his brothers fought the Germans !!!! ~ Anyway, Molly is on the plane with her fellow Irish Wrestlers, sorry workers. So I expect your next Blog to be an interesting one. Stay in spain, and lie low. hole gotta go
Biff, get someone in to wrestle Molly doh don't fret I'll take care of that personally banana grin
And me, I would volunteer too Z
GG, my gut feeling is that staying in will end badly, so the sooner we bite the bullet the better as far as I'm concerned, I really don't want to see the UK parliament become some sub office for a load of faceless, unelected bureaucrats in Brussels doh

Sorry to hear about your weather, Molly was talking it up earlier.
Map, you can be my second, and step in when I can't take any more, so expect to be busy some time in 2030 dancing laugh
who is wrestling Molly?
I don't want to miss that.
Z, thats unfair! besides Im stronger and would last longer...maybe.

Ish, seems Z and I have volunteered to wrestle Molly, unless you would like to? that would be a lot more interesting.
Ish, it was Molly's idea, she volunteered to crush my olives with her bare feet & then suggested a bit of oil wrestling in the break time banana
I see the olive pressing is going ahead?

Remember Map/Z, cold-pressed oil is better.

Your methods sound like it might be slightly over-heated scold
I do feel all-women wrestling tends to be more popular, perhaps you two gents could oil the contestants before the event. And take away the loser to console her while Molly the winner waits for the next combatant. I want to be fair here, you've put a lot (a LOT) of thought into this, but let us please the paying public too.

Maybe Ish could wrestle Scooby for the opening bout. I honestly don't know where else you'd find a worthy featherweight with the same feisty spirit.

Pity there's no interest in the older ladies. Once we've put our zimmers aside we're quite hectic too.
Molly, my money is on you. I confidently expect you to win decisively before the oil has even got tepid. You are a woman to have an unexpected trick or two up your sleeve, even when there are no sleeves. applause

Plus they won't be able to think strategically or even at all. This is one reason why women are rarely pitted against men, I believe.
Biff, I hope you are not saying I should use the fact that I am a woman, and have womanly bits, to win the match against such fine gentlemen as Map and Z?

jaw drop
Biff, comfort hectic is the key word here, correct me if I'm wrong but your schedule is so hectic you won't be available to take part dunno laugh
Molly, cold, from the sound of it if Map gets anywhere near it'll be positively boiling wow laugh
Molly, you've got my money on you. You had BETTER. cheering
Z, by the time your olive trees have grown and produced enough olives to make it interesting, I may have a gap in my schedule. batting
Biff, he is out with hot water bottles around the olives as we speak, speeding the process up laugh
Yep, and Scooby is going round the garden making sure they're all well watered sigh laugh
Feed Scooby some olive oil while you're at it. Good for his coat, and may speed up production rolling on the floor laughing
Biff, feed Scooby on olive oil doh what, do you think it grows on trees grin
Z - grows on trees - what was I thinking? doh
Z, I'm sure we could come up with some novel ideas on how to make them change shape wink
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Originally from the UK I retired & moved to Spain 20 years ago, whilst it's not paradise it's probably as close as I'll ever come to it, living on a mountain with the sea in front & mountains behind & 320 days of sunshine a year. Still reasonably fit [read more]

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