Ecotarians
EcoteriansWe have all heard of vegetarians and the more sinister vegans but there is a new group out there called Ecoterians.
They will only eat recyclable materials, no animals or vegetables are consumed at all.
Some examples:-
The Martin family from London only eat recycled bricks, sometimes in dust form other times in small pieces; although completely toothless they all seem to be in good health.
A sect in Cork, Ireland live purely on old kitchen furniture, they find these in skips and dumped on the roadside, the leader Paddy O’Kelly said it was great as a single old kitchen feeds his followers for weeks. The spokesman mentioned that because he had scurvy he was suffering and had to eat McDonald’s burgers.
Other less extreme Ecoterians live on cardboard and plastics and there are numerous recipe books available that will help new followers transitioning from normal foods to recyclable items.
Would you become an Ecotarian? If so what items would you eat?
Comments (46)
Biff, Gave up eating altogether, A testament to the Scottish environment that you managed to do that.
The poison travels up through the food chain.
A better way of killing slugs is with beer traps.