Revenge of the tooth fairies
An alarming trend is occurring where adults are waking up each morning with vast quantities of ear hair in spite of trimming the unsightly wax encrusted mess each day.Many people are also reporting errant long curly eyebrow hairs as well as thick nasal bush and they all claim to depilate and groom themselves each and every day.
Scientists at the Institute of Facial and Auditory Hirsuteness have concluded that this phenomenon is the work of disenchanted and unemployed tooth fairies.
In some areas of the world kids today are losing their teeth in large quantities at one time, and in other countries advances in dental hygiene and dental implants are putting tooth Fairy’s out of work.
As the work that tooth Fairy’s do, is not classified as “real work” so no unemployment benefits or income support is paid.
The EU President Mr. Kraughty Juncker’s has blamed Brexit and wants EU countries to pay the Fairy’s compensation. Angela Merkel has stated that Germany will welcome all the Fairies and integrate them with her people, but perhaps this valiant sentiment is too late.
Are you a victim of the Tooth Fairy’s Revenge?
Comments (34)
Have not had any hair problems so far.
I would say approximately 10% of the workforce may be fairies.
You could have saved yourself a vet bill by reducing intake of said substance.
He will tell you that you have many afflictions, including trench-foot and ear-fur, just to separate you from your hard earned cash.
Real leather has more gripping power
Shame on you for making that rookie mistake
Free, I shared this to help!
I would need at least enough to cover the cost of an implant.
Recycling used implants (for profit of course)
But you know us weak females need a man around to do DIY
I think I would go with an alternative of a money-off voucher for the local Hungarian dentist.
And get 10% commission then from the dentist.
Brains and blurry eh !
Some girls have it all
I may just take that advice
my hands are always busy