Returned From Exile

A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the word "engrave".

I have coped well, I completed a home study course in Cow Fighting and I am now a qualified Amador, I also got a small baptism pool and have had fun changing my name and other interesting "in pool" fun.

I also have a newfound respect for Himalayan pink salt and cunn1lingus, so not a bad exile.

Did I miss anything here in the hallowed halls of CS?
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Welcome back to the world of the living :)
Hi 1_SPCTR, It does feel like an extended episode of the walking dead here, many zombies still meandering around grunting and after normal people's brains.hug
Hey Mol, As always you light up my life the blogswine laugh

Map, as you say to a point.
For me this is funny tho as I for one can vouch for your authenticity as a Southern African (although you're the wrong color). rolling on the floor laughing

On the other hand it could be that some of the fakes felt threatened by your presence on the blogs and pointed the man in the 'wanted' direction. Would be interesting to hear why he thinks you're a fake tho.... once again,,,rolling on the floor laughing handshake cheers
I is the wrong colour?, Yes being born from Colonial parents assured me of my race.

I was asked in London If I was scared of elevators and did living in a grass house seem primitive compared to English houses, I basically told her to footsek before I bliksem'd her, I wasnt offered the job.
It isn’t you Mapmaker! My friend (white) who lives in Cape Town is asked the same question all the time doh
Dutchgirl, Ive heard so many people say similar things, what annoyed me is they talked very slowly so I would understand English, patronising Idiots.
LOL people do the same when they are talking to him! They once asked him if his mother or father was white frustrated
When I was a kid, there was a show on telly called The Goodies, they did a very funny episode about South Africa...
Ah, give him his favourite, Biff grin


He deserves it for writing another madcap blog


Or for not being himself at least laugh
Hi Biffy, wild tangents are probably easier than sticking with a mundane subject.

11 devices, yet no one has said you were not you and so on, lucky you.

Thanks for adding the silly emoticons, they made my day

banana

( I hate myself now)
Did you miss anything NOOOOOO not while i was here same as same as

I did hear pink Himalayan salt give you thick skin doh blood i mean frustrated no i am digging a deep hole rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Red...There there!, Calm down and take a deep breath, you may have inhaled far too much mountain airhug
Yep the mountain air certainly did a cleaning job on me, that pat is why i did not get the pink salt bit rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing roll eyes
Molly, What do you mean "madcap"?, I thought it was a serious treatise on my exile, I blame people who think that having skin is a right or the writers of sea shanties.
Pat, I'd fall for that line


I'm naive though
Map, I apologise.

I had forgotten what the blog was actually about
The other line, Pat roll eyes


And say it like you mean it


I'm a classy bourgeois ink salt eater yanno
Desclaimer : I haven't eaten ink since I used to chew the tops off my pens in national school
No way Molly, you'd be more like Mochapichu salt from high up in the Andes, delivered by Llamas with rather large armadillos, and the whole enchilada.
No Maps, I was dating a runner for a wile there, she thought some of my ideas were a bit out of the ballpark. Oh well, plenty more fitness fanatics in the sea. Which is typically around 2.5%salt.
Pat, I quite like the idea of those Peruvians



As long as they don't sacrifice me if they're having a bad day


I can think of better ways of pleasing the High God Armadillo
so maybe boring old magnesium sulfate hey
Chocolate and whipped cream? Kind of messy

Bubble wrap on the other hand...


Ken, I'm glad you figured out that mystery. :)
Haha Mapmaker n good thing you got out of that scenery to keep youe brains lol

BTW Congratulations on your new standing

cheering cheering cheering
Elba sounds better than CS this time of year.
How solitary and sad the Eagle on his perch there must have been. wave
As for the salt welllll a lil soap n water should work just fine lol
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