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heres a joke to give u a smile [i hope,,lol} for the day...


.....this couple thats been married for 15 years is driving along at a bout 50 mph. when the wife suddenly ,out of the blue, says to the husband.."honey...i want a divorce..i dont love you anymore.."..the husband says nothing but starts to speed up..then she says ".and i want the boat,the house and the SUV"..the husband says nothing but now goes even faster...she continues.." i want the credit cards and all the money in our accounts...and i want the kids"...the husband still says nothing but now speeds up to about 80 mph....then she says '..oh, and ive been having an affair with your best friend..and hes a much better lover than you.."...the husband is now going over 100 mph as they reach the bridge overpass...the wife says.." honey,is there anything YOU want?"..the husband says "no,ive got everything i need"..the wife asks "oh yeah..and whats that?"..the husband replies with a grin just as they're about to hit the wall.." ive got the airbag!"..!!!!

It's almost Christmas, so I have been out buying presents today.

I forgot how expensive that is. I'm happy it's Christmas once a year.

All in all, I have spent 1700 kroner, or $250/£200, and I am not done yet. I still need to buy three gifts and a bottle of champagne, so it's gonna be a very expensive next few weeks.

Speaking of expensive..

For the past few days, one of the wheels on my gaming chair have shown signs of failure. The chair is just over a year old, so there's still warranty on it. Today, the wheel broke off completely, so I have written the company to say that their product is faulty. It looks like the welds snapped.

I haven't abused it, and I haven't exceeded the weight limit either, since the chair can support up to 150 kilos. I am not near that weight, so I'm guessing it's a production error. According to the Danish Sale of Goods Act of 2003, any product purchased comes with a 2 year right of complaint. That means if anything breaks under normal wear and tear within those two years, the company I have purchased the chair from, can either refund me the complete amount, or send a replacement item. I might just go for the money back and buy a different chair somewhere else. But for the moment, I am sitting on a chair with 4 wheels instead of 5.

We'll see what happens..

Judge Aileen Mercedes Cannon was selected to hear the case of Trump v. United States in August 2022. Since then, she's been in the news almost on a daily basis. With so much coverage, I'm surprised there is only ONE photo the news media uses of this woman. One.

I say, "What's up with that?"



Seriously, aren't there any selfies with her and Donald at a Mar-a-Lago dinner party after he appointed her to the position?

I have been gathering Christmas wishes from the family, so now it's time to buy the presents.

I will spend my Saturday buying the gifts, so my weekend is gonna be a bit expensive, but it will be worth it. I am able to get people what they want for Christmas - something I was unable to do when I was unemployed. Also, my sisters fiancé has a 30th birthday on December 15, so he'll get an extra gift on the 24th of December.

In other news: My hands have been very dry - to the point where my skin has been splitting, causing bleeding and pain. I bought a repair creme today, and it's 100ml, or 3.38 floz.

118 danish kroner.. That's insane, but if it helps, it'll be worth every single kroner.

DEAR GENTLEMEN FROM THE PRESENT SITE,

I HAVE BEEN ON THIS SITE FOR A LONG TIME BUT I GET CONSTANT SMILES AND MESSAGES FROM MALES, WHO HAVEN'T MADE THE EFFORT TO READ A SINGLE WORD FROM MY PROFILE. THEREFORE I WANT TO WARN YOU:
-I DON'T READ THE MESSAGES OF ALL THE MEN WHO HAVEN'T READ MY PROFILE AND EVEN THEY DON'T MEET MY REQUIREMENTS IN THE PROFILE, THEY DARE TO DISTURB ME WITH VERY NAIVE AND WEIRD MESSAGES. AS SOON AS I SEE IN THE MAIL BOX THERE IS A MESSAGE FROM AN INADEQUATE AND INAPPROPRIATE MAN, I IMMEDIATELY DELETE AND BLOCK IT.
I am asking these men NOT to bother me. I have more important life priorities than enough.

These past few days, my diet has been terrible. Really terrible. Always some oven based meal, with absolutely no nutritional value to speak of. On wednesday, my dinner was nuggets and fries. Not the healthiest meal ever. The following day, meatballs and fries. Again, not the healthiest meal ever, but I didn't fancy cooking anything. As a result, I have had more frequent toilet trips, and today was a rough one..

I haven't had dinner today, because I went for lunch at an Italian restaurant in my home town. My aunt turned 70 last week, so we were all celebrating today.

When I got there, I was greeted by everyone, and immediately I was given a glass of prosecco. Usually I scoff at prosecco, because I prefer real champagne, but this one was excellent. It might actually be the one I am buying for our new years shenanigans in December. Anyway!

At the restaurant, there was a three course meal waiting for us, consisting of anti pasti for starters, the main course was veal with potatoes, vegetables and a mint/lemon sauce. The dessert was panna cotta. All three courses were excellent, and me being a picky eater surprisingly ate all of it, even if the panna cotta didn't agree with my taste buds! After the meal, we hung around and talked, giving me a reminder why I love my family so much. We're always having a good time! A few hours later, I went home to relax and process what i had eaten. It was nice to spend time with family, even if it was just for three hours. Me, being the idiot that I am, decided to walk home. for context: It's a 3.7 mile walk home, that would take me an hour and a half. Half way into my walk home, I felt the need for a toilet increase. I sat a course for the local super mall, and I made it in time. I did my business and decided to just hang around at the mall, buying a bottle of coke before taking the train the last stretch home. When I arrived at the station, I began the short walk home. At the half way mark, I again felt the need to use a toilet. I sped up my walk, and made it home in time, before anything bad happened. I again did my business, and I finally settled down in my room and started watching some YouTube videos, while snacking away at some potato chips.

Suddenly, I felt queasy. Very uncomfortable. My heart began to race. I knew what that meant, so I headed straight for the toilet. I will spare you the details, but it was horrible. Both ends were leaking. Let's just leave it at that.

I am now finally relaxing, with my stomach seemingly calm. However, it's just a matter of time before that changes.

Side note: I did write in the family chat and ask if anyone was feeling the same way that I felt. Nobody did, so it's either me who has some form of stomach bug, or I have eaten something that my body violently rejects.

Also, my mother went to Italy on holiday, and she brought me home some good quality olive oil. The kind you only need to use a little bit of in order to get amazing results.

I have also put up a sign in the downstairs kitchen, saying that they need to keep the kitchen tidy. Does it help? No. Not at all. They are still putting stuff on the kitchen counter - clean plates and cutlery, that they can't be bothered to put away once they've cleaned them.

I almost give up, at this point..

Anyone who knows me, will say that I am someone who has a desire to make it in a different country. I was born in Copenhagen, 39 years ago, but Denmark has never truly felt like home to me. I don't know why, but something in me tells me to leave and never return. I almost succeeded back in 2014, when I secured a job in Scotland. I spent 2 and a half glorious years in a little town called Greenock, and I loved every single minute of it.

Next year, it'll be ten years since I made that move. Do I want to work abroad again? Absolutely! Where do I want to work? Well, that's a little bit harder to answer.

Of all the places I have been, two places stick out to me: The United Kingdom and the United States of America. I just have a small issue: Both those countries require a work visa if I want to work there. How do I get one? By having a job offer from an employer in one of those countries. How do I get a job offer? By having a work visa.. It's exhausting!

But - that has not deterred me from applying in those countries. As I am typing this, I am applying for warehouse jobs in the USA. I figure my European work ethic will benefit me well there. My work ethic is to work hard, be on time, don't have a sick day and take as little vacation time as possible. I only take the amount of vacation that I need to take.

My work ethic is spotless. I come to work every day, always willing to do overtime and I am pretty much always early. If I am late, I phone up my boss and tell them.

I figure that kind of work ethic is something that will benefit me in the USA.

So now I am in the process of writing up applications to different warehouses! One of them must need me, surely..

Tag. } .to the minute..
. President Kennedy visits San Diego..
Gasoline is .30¢ , the motorcycle motorcade
Functions normally... albeit at the USMC Depot
There is a ceremony featuring 21 harbingers
Of Vietnam $cienter & strange- a display of domestic hostility among Marine recruits.


The news cycle is only 15 evening minutes on CBS
[ Peppered by Marlboro, Bayer, Chevrolet etc. ]>>
.news cycle expands to 30 evening minutes later that
Year on or about 9/11/1963..

Aside. ) The dark fact here is this trip featured a big X rated party ...later on @ palm springs.