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Flatulence And Your Personality

Research have shown that there is a correlation between your personality and the way you get rid of your excess hot air and psychologists have divided...
1,258291Aug 2019Aug 2019Apr 30

Teenage Pregnancies

In the old South-Africa the age of consent was 18. Our ANC government scrapped this law because such a law did not sit well with African customs and t...
1,441371Jul 2019Jul 2019May 2

So, What Do You Do?

Come on now! You can do better than that. You have met this gorgeous piece of female flesh at some convention, exhibition or whatever. You know nothin...
909211Jul 2019Jul 2019May 2

Apologies

People apologize for only two reasons; firstly because they were wrong and are truly sorry or secondly because they are under pressure to do so. I don...
1,748481Jul 2019Jul 201916 hrs ago

Greed

This world is driven by greed. People are greedy creatures and the only way to keep them happy is to give them what they want. Failing that, you get a...
1,687420Jul 2019Jul 2019May 1

The Same Old Story

Looking in this morning filled me with melancholic nostalgia and reminded me of an incident many years ago when my father paid a surprise visit while...
1,464470Jul 2019Jul 2019May 4

It’s Just A Matter Of Time.

Time waits for nobody, or so they say. This must make time the most precious resource of all. Once squandered, it is lost forever. It cannot be regene...
1,950400Dec 2014May 2019May 2

Romantic Strolls In The Moonlight

Are you one of those who enjoy a romantic stroll on the beach with your sweetheart? Then you better make use of it while you still can. The Moon is ab...
1,310250Nov 2018Jan 2019May 5

Uninvited Holiday Guests

I wish some of my neighbors would return from vacation. Not that I miss them; I want to give them a piece of my mind for abandoning their pets while b...
947220Dec 2018Dec 2018May 1

Is This Law And Order?

Is The Law not an amazing thing? Originally it was intended to protect the innocent against criminal elements but lately it seems that it i...
1,922370Dec 2018Dec 201810 hrs ago

A New Range Of Vitamins Discovered

Researchers attached to Social Behavioral Studies at The University of Cape Town yesterday announced the discovery of a new range of vitamins that pro...
1,172240Oct 2018Oct 2018May 2

This Is Daylight Robbery!

My brother-in-law just paid me a visit. It was strange to see him during working hours but he just dropped in to bum one of my old phones....
794310Oct 2018Oct 2018May 3

A Pain In The Back

This morning I woke up with a sore back for a second day in a row. At first I thought to replace my mattress but I have a good mattress that I bought...
3,750530Aug 2018Aug 2018May 5

Back From A Long Journey.

Ah, it is so good to see all you old geezers again. I’ve been travelling a bit during the last few months and in the process I visited a lot of cities...
3,789961Aug 2018Aug 2018May 5

Who Sleeps With Whom?

What we write in our blogs reveals our souls and it exposes us to the bone in the process. What we say and how we say it is the most obvious telltales...
2,856790Jun 2015Jul 2018May 5

When You’re In Love With A Beautiful Woman.

The other day I read a blog about the perils of marrying a pretty woman. I’m not going to mention names because I’m not sure if I’m allowed to read hi...
4,673600Mar 2018Apr 2018May 4

A Visit To The Nut House

One of the local institutions for the mentally impaired had an ‘open day’ not so long ago. Somebody I know works there and she invited me to pay them...
3,847490Apr 2018Apr 2018May 4

To Love Or Not To Love

So many times I heard people saying that they will never love again as it only brings pain but are they not doing themselves short for nothing? There...
4,405782Mar 2018Mar 2018May 4

Friends & Acquaintances

A friend can be anybody who is not an enemy, therefore even an unknown person in another country, whom you have never heard of can be deemed a friend,...
3,910590Mar 2018Mar 2018Apr 27

A Minute Of Your Time?

Can you give me a minute of your time? Of course not, you cannot save, give away, receive or spend time; it is just a figure of speech. And yet, there...
3,209390Mar 2018Mar 201816 hrs ago

I Don't Think I was Rude

It happened about seven houses from home. The man saw me coming and moved to his garden wall as I returned from my regular morning walk. I cursed at m...
4,405761Feb 2018Feb 201814 hrs ago

Reflections Of My life

I have done a lot of thinking of late. Thinking about what might have been, what could have been, what has been and what has not been. For some things...
4,587880Feb 2018Feb 2018May 5

Dangerous Words

Every now and again I produce a blog that is completely misunderstood because of an innocent word or phrase appearing somewhere in the blog. I’m talki...
3,804521Feb 2018Feb 2018May 3

You Call It Justice?

I find it disturbing that people can call it justice when a human is killed and mutilated by a wild animal and yet when a human kills another human th...
3,727561Feb 2018Feb 201812 hrs ago

This Is What She Wanted

Well, as they say, all good things come to an end. And this was a good one. I felt kind of sad when I took her home earlier. She’s leaving today and w...
4,408840Feb 2018Feb 20186 hrs ago

A Gift To All South Africans.

Last night, while everybody was celebrating Valentine’s Day, we received the biggest Valentine’s gift we could ask for. Under immense pressure Jacob Z...
2,24680Feb 2018Feb 2018Apr 22

My Valentine

I never make a fuss about big days like Christmas, Easter, Valentine’s Day and the likes. To me it is just a commercialized moneymaking racket and the...
3,765620Feb 2018Feb 2018May 5

Some People!

I’m very even tempered; always the same. When somebody or something pissed me off, I don’t take it out on the next person and I cannot understand why...
4,526571Feb 2018Feb 201810 hrs ago

Aging Gracefully

I think the most difficult part of aging is admitting to it. Before that you live in denial and sometimes make a spectacle of yourself trying to prete...
2,914670Jan 2018Feb 201823 hrs ago

A Gift or Not A Gift?

She is here on holiday from one of the Northern provinces and will be leaving for home on the fifteenth. I met her at a dance on the third day of her...
4,267961Feb 2018Feb 2018May 3

An Amusing Conversation

I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in h...
4,218522Feb 2018Feb 2018May 2

Ever Been Beaten Up By A Woman?

Well, I have. I picked her up… No! She picked me up in a pub one night. We were playing pool. We were the usual six and four wives. I was n...
4,052682Feb 2018Feb 2018May 5

Divorced?

This act of treason had always been the biggest imaginable taboo in my family and I have the dubious honor to be the first in the family to have attai...
2,8401011Jan 2018Feb 2018May 5

Bad Experiences With Men

My jaw wants to unhook when I listen to what some women have to say about their close encounters of the third kind with men. It crossed my mind that s...
4,582881Feb 2018Feb 2018May 3

Tired Being Used?

So often we hear people complaining about being used but is that not what people do? People use each other. I don’t just mean sexually...
1,719400Jan 2018Feb 2018May 5

Look At My Beautiful Lawn

With the current drought in the Western Cape we only have water until April 12, 2018. Water restrictions are in force and we may not water our gardens...
2,5181141Jan 2018Jan 2018May 5

How To Read Female Profiles

When we finally get to meet the women of our dreams we are often disappointed because the object in our dreams is not quite as she described herself i...
3,029820Jan 2018Jan 201816 hrs ago

A Day On The Water

I groaned when the phone rang to tell me that we’re going to sea. I went to bed too late and needed much more sleep. I barely had my coffee before the...
1,859480Jan 2018Jan 2018May 4

The King Of The Jungle

This blog is a figment of my imagination and it refers in its entirety to life in the jungle. Any parallels or similarities to other arenas or charact...
2,5441060Jan 2018Jan 2018May 4

Five Years Today

Yep, five years and it feels like yesterday when I first stumbled across Connecting Singles after googling for “Connecting Terminals for Single Wires”...
1,534490Jan 2018Jan 2018May 1

A Very Pleasant Evening

I went dancing with my sister and her husband last night. I don’t really like dancing but we do this once every six weeks or so and as it was my turn...
1,762500Jan 2018Jan 201822 hrs ago

New Technology And You

Are you skeptical/sceptical about some new inventions or technology yet to come? Don’t be but if you insist, don’t talk about it too much. Some very b...
1,082270Jan 2018Jan 2018May 5

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