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Wish list

Finally put together my wishlist - 14 items Before you shout, there's nothing on there which I don't offer in return, or something of equal...
2,421470Aug 2015Sep 2015May 3

Imagination running riot?

I now take paying guests and I've had one here for a couple of weeks now and I might be turning into one of those slightly batty types who think every...
2,408950Jul 2018Jul 2018May 2

Social behaviour - a wee rant

I know I’m going to offend some people with this but here are a few things that make me look as though I’m sucking a lemon, okay? The people doing the...
2,400830Jul 2016Jul 2016May 5

Perfect gifts – edited from week-to-go to Got one! last comments

There was a joke suggestion on FB re the perfect Christmas gift for writers so naturally I re-posted it on the spot but it got me thinking. Perfect g...
2,399921Dec 2018Mar 2019May 6

How to be English

What does it mean to be English? One of the English national daily newspapers asked readers "What does it mean to be English?" Some of the emails...
2,398610Jan 2016Jan 2016May 3

Why is it

when someone acts badly we assume instantly that's how they really are, and yet when someone acts in a nice way we assume it won't last? Went out...
2,387920Jan 2016Jan 2016May 5

The girl's side of getting ready

Getting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes you laugh, if nothing else it will be fun. Nerve-wr...
2,376500Aug 2015Aug 2015May 4

In case no-one told you today

You are loved You are needed You are alive for a reason You are stronger than you think You are going to get through this I'm glad...
2,373730Apr 2016Apr 2016May 5

Haggle for love?

So - I finally got my salary offer for relocating - let's call it 15% on existing salary. Thanks, I said, but no thanks. Manager instantly said okay,...
2,357910Oct 2016Mar 201917 hrs ago

Said yes, and I’m taking the plunge, squeeeee

I’ll be honest with you, I never expected to marry again but he kept asking and the more I thought about it, the more I realized this is actually the...
2,349840Mar 2018Apr 2018Apr 29

Selling yourself (edited down to the boasts)

(Edited comment - the blog got 129 comments but some were just playing and some never did get the point. I promised to cut it down to the boasting pos...
2,336170May 2016May 2016Apr 30

Losing it

What order would you put the list in, from worst to what-the-hey, these things happen - A Losing your car in the parking lot (doh!) B Losing y...
2,3281050Jul 2016Aug 2016May 5

Wot's thet?

Big 7 Travel has ranked the 50 sexiest accents in the world - I feel I could make some safe money taking bets if you lot weren't able to look up the a...
2,324790May 2019May 201914 hrs ago

No comments expected, but not blocked.

Different countries, different refugees, same problems? I don’t think Britain should open its borders to hundreds of thousands of people who think our...
2,312270Sep 2015Sep 2015May 4

Easy fail-safe recipes

Just talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in my profile because I am So Honest) but even I have...
2,297430Aug 2015Aug 2015May 2

2016 - year of the Fire Monkey

Not all of us in the West are familiar with the Chinese horoscopes so here's a quick handy guide for the newly dawned Year of the Monkey. I'm apologiz...
2,275450Feb 2016Feb 2016May 6

I want it all, and I want it now. But how?

Just been away on holiday with my daughter and at the airport she kept us in duty free for AGES finding something nice enough to take to her mother-in...
2,266940May 2017May 2017May 3

Sola?

Interesting blog spotted on another website. This woman says she lured a man in with coffee, and she has him trussed up like a turkey for the...
2,255390Sep 2015Sep 2015May 5

Ban CS! As if ...

Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them....
2,242320Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 20

Leap year, baby!

In 27 days you can go down on one knee to the man of your choice and beg him to make you the happiest woman in the world. So who you gonna pick? Wh...
2,242900Feb 2016Feb 2016May 5

Enough tears, why am I crying??

Not even 3 pm here and I have been in tears on and off all day, I need a plumber to fix this leak in my tearducts. They aren't even sad or s...
2,241782Dec 2016Dec 2016May 5

International Kissing Day

How did we miss this? Have you kissed someone today? This is a pretty iconic kiss.
2,240790Jul 2017Aug 2017Apr 30

Would you like a cup of tea?

and would you let me watch you making it? My office closed the other day and amongst the 'goodies' we shared out I got a large supply of office-ty...
2,226920May 2017May 20173 hrs ago

Would you, for money?

I'm not talking Robert Redford in a tux, offering a million bucks for a night, or Angelina Jolie saying she'd give you the same for a weekend away....
2,220811May 2017May 201722 hrs ago

Breakfast

Ok, all hands to the plough here, the challenge is to create an East meets West breakfast. So ................ easiest is to say (a) what you...
2,216900Jan 2018Jan 201821 hrs ago

First impression, please?

What do you think this book is about? It isn't published yet, this is the cover reveal, and if I knew what you saw, or failed to see, I would know how...
2,216680Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 30

When you don't have the words ...

I'm not sure what I would have said even if there hadn't been a language barrier, tbh. Picture it - This morning my dog was doing her squat in the...
2,210480Apr 2018Apr 2018May 3

Back to the good old days

The Middle Ages were cool. The common folk gathered together to let off steam, sing songs, and make bawdy s*xual jokes which were considered the heigh...
2,1761130Oct 2016Oct 2016May 6

English speakers:

Medical studies have made an important breakthrough after some international research. Orientals eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart-attac...
2,161390Oct 2015Oct 2015May 4

15 years and now this, ungrateful sod

I can't believe the change in him since we came to Spain - oh, he's never been what you'd call devoted. There was a lot of open space in this relation...
2,156840Sep 2017Sep 20171 hrs ago

How good is your memory?

Last night I activated my euro card, and got an automated phone call giving me the PIN. I wrote it down carefully. Today I cleaned house like a wh...
2,109270Sep 2015Sep 2015May 3

Perfecting CS

We seem to have temporarily(?) lost our comments count again. If the Mods said 'okay smartiepants, you think you can do better?' and put you in ch...
2,102750Jan 2016Jan 20165 hrs ago

CS soap opera

Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice? You'...
2,094300Oct 2015Mar 2019May 3

Does WVM show women visitors?

If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not very good ones, but never noticed a female face o...
2,081480Jul 2015Jul 2015May 5

CS Soaps - pilot episode

Meet Angelica, beautiful and exotic, wanting to meet Mr Perfect, rich, faithful, loving. Instead she got Rupert who is at least honest. Well, sometime...
2,081530Dec 2015Dec 201532 mins ago

Sleeponitsleeponitsleeponit

You know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to? Giving advice is the most tempting thing in...
2,076390Aug 2015Aug 2015May 5

Why are steakhouse meals so big?

I'm eating on company expenses so decided to push the boat out and have a mixed grill and a pud yum No chance. I couldn't even finish my grill, .if...
2,075790Sep 2016Sep 2016May 5

Garden mayhem

Photos from my garden - I have no idea where to start. Or how. Clearing the path so Postman Pat can get through would probably be best but...
2,065760May 2016May 20162 hrs ago

Puffy ankles

Boring and unglamorous subject, yes, but blast it, a real problem. I sit at a computer most of the day, and in summer, even cold days, my ankles puff...
2,056400Jul 2015Jul 2015May 1

Meeting up ...

Purely by what I have read on the public blogs, there are men and women who meet up with the much-discussed intention of serious zoobie zooms*. There...
2,049870Dec 2017Dec 2017May 4

You can leave your hat on:

Yes yes you expect the video, post it yourself. Whichever version I chose, the blog would turn into an argument over which version was better, and thi...
2,034530Mar 2016Mar 20164 hrs ago

Would you buy me a coffee?

This is a research question. Would you buy me a coffee for a couple of hours of conversation, with me doing all the talking? I say conversat...
2,028640Apr 2016Apr 2016Apr 29

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