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Ginger nut Being ginger is a bit like being a vampire. You can't go out in sun. You can't see yourself in a mirror, at least until you have painted on some featu...	2,022	69	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 3
You've slept with HOW many people? Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom. But what happens when they aren’t a stranger, an...	2,006	34	0	Nov 2015	Mar 2019	Apr 28
The joys of living alone Okay going to probably need a bit of help here, listing those joys. However I just ate a garlic and herb flatbread and that is definitely one of t...	1,995	48	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	5 hrs ago
Define normal I was divorced and back in the dating pool before I met my first nutter. They're not all on the dating websites, you know, they move among us in real...	1,995	64	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	4 hrs ago
I give up – I will never understand men I don’t understand men, and where in blazes is the handbook? How can we have evolved alongside each other for hundreds of thousands of years and not h...	1,980	74	0	Dec 2015	Jan 2016	12 hrs ago
Sneazles Sudden rush of colds and flu and even - gasp - manflu around at the moment. So how do you cheer yourself up when your head feels like someone has pour...	1,980	38	0	Feb 2016	Feb 2016	May 4
Monday needs some cheerful signs. Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will e...	1,973	18	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	Apr 30
Dosh - you know - collecting the readies I want to be coining it, rolling in filthy lucre, getting more bang out of every buck, turning a pretty penny, minting it, saving for a rainy day, mak...	1,970	63	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	8 hrs ago

Perfect match - but which one? Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical m...	1,959	101	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	3 hrs ago
Today, and tomorrow, and tomorrow A computer big enough to cover a city block in the 60s and 70s was less powerful than a modern laptop, and the phone is rapidly reaching full computer...	1,952	30	0	May 2016	May 2016	May 3
Double standards with friends No-one is perfect, we ALL have our flaws. I take a long time to reach the point where I consider someone a friend through thick and thin, whatever the...	1,949	84	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	4 hrs ago
Music to work to? I like to have music in the background when I'm working but I get bored with the usuals. Anyone looked at the music offered for studying? Whale song,...	1,947	76	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 6
"They say such nice things about people at funerals that it makes me sad I'm going to miss mine by just a few days" (Garrison Keillor) Ok, a lot will depend how or when you kick the bucket. Be drunk...	1,942	70	0	Sep 2018	Sep 2018	May 6
What happens when the chatty, friendly, very interactive singles website you belong to finds out you’ve been writing a book about a chatty friendly very interactiv...	1,938	52	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	May 2
I know I'm right. My friends say so. Social media has given us voices that go far, far beyond people we’ve met, beyond our homes and offices. We chatter a lot, we make friends, get quite...	1,930	98	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	May 6
The god of Christmas shopping A speaker invited to a school to talk about the meaning of Christmas instead went rogue and told the kids – some as young as 4 – that Santa doesn’t ex...	1,924	89	0	Dec 2018	Dec 2018	May 6
An introduction to fracking There's talk of fracking starting down the road, 5 miles from where I live, and I thought what the frack is fracking? Will I like it? So I looked it u...	1,907	74	0	May 2016	May 2016	17 hrs ago
Spring at last The spring equinox was on the 20th, our clocks sprang forward today and the sun is shining. Spring has sprung, the grass is riz, I wonder where the bi...	1,903	51	0	Mar 2016	Mar 2016	8 mins ago
Racing snail for sale I have a snail halfway up the kitchen wall, and would like to offer it to sale to the highest bidder. I have to say right away I have not seen thi...	1,897	33	0	Jul 2015	Jul 2015	Apr 30
Why hug? That's fairly recent, the whole hugging thing, when I was younger (and mammoths roamed the earth, I know, I know) you offered your hand and the strang...	1,894	85	0	Mar 2019	Apr 2019	16 hrs ago
How long is too long? When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...	1,893	38	0	Jul 2015	Mar 2019	May 2

Killer flu - a warning In 1918 Spanish flu swept the world, killing an estimated 50 million people. 100 years later, Aussie flu (as it is called except in the US) is kno...	1,888	41	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	20 hrs ago
I want a wife Map's blog raised a subject I feel strongly on, and he's fine with me stealing the direction it took. I want a wife. A little woman to do the cook...	1,876	98	0	Apr 2016	May 2016	May 4
Workout video. Crank it up. I feel all tingly and energetic. Good workout. Now to find a treadmill ......	1,873	14	0	Aug 2015	Aug 2015	11 hrs ago
Anyone having good weather? My daughter is walking her dog in 6 inches of snow. My friend there in Natal is resisting being washed out of her house by torrential rain. I know the...	1,866	99	0	Feb 2019	Feb 2019	3 hrs ago
If you were my mobile phone, where would you be? And please don't all shout at once. I can't phone it, it is going straight to voicemail, it does that, decides to take a break every now and th...	1,862	94	0	May 2018	May 2018	May 5
Feeding guests Back when you're a couple, the cook can excuse themselves to head off to the kitchen while their other half keeps drinks coming and chat going. Being...	1,856	93	0	Aug 2016	Aug 2016	8 hrs ago
Best seat in the house I've been thinking for a while it was time to upgrade the smallest room but it wasn't until I came across this catalogue that I got really fired with...	1,838	56	0	Jul 2016	May 2017	4 hrs ago
Young kids nowadays can identify any number of corporate logos cannot identify leaves from trees in their own garden Of course their future progress will depend m...	1,832	73	1	Jan 2019	Mar 2019	1 hrs ago
Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle And yes I’ll tell you how. I’m warning you right now it isn’t a two-minute click of the fingers, and you won’t end up with a drop-dead gorgeous Miss...	1,826	51	0	Jun 2017	Jun 2017	May 3
All the things NOT in your profile You are not your age, nor the size of clothes you wear, You are not a weight, or the color of your hair. You are not your name, or the dimples in yo...	1,824	81	0	Jan 2019	Feb 2019	May 5

I miss Alec :sigh: Strictly speaking, I miss being in a LDR. All those texts and messages and chatting on skype and cramming an entire relationship into an hour or two a...	1,819	40	0	Oct 2015	Oct 2015	Apr 26
Lastminute.don't! Ok this is a cautionary tale because I reckon pretty much all of us have either used lastminute.com or thought about it. Right? Great deals. Well,...	1,815	38	0	Apr 2016	Apr 2016	Apr 30
Winter walkies In summer I come home, put down my handbag, change my shoes, pick up the lead, and we’re off. One minute. In winter I come home, put down my hand...	1,803	73	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	8 hrs ago
Smelling like a rose Years ago when I was young, Best Beloved, there was a series of ads for a deodorant called Impulse. If you used it, the ad promised, handsome men woul...	1,803	51	0	May 2017	May 2017	May 5
Too soon to talk about the future? Forget the fight, find peace and common ground? Brits have a deserved reputation for being whinging poms, and I’m beginning to think we’ll never recover from the division of Brexit. Oh, give us a r...	1,796	72	0	Nov 2016	Nov 2016	4 hrs ago
Missing link You know that little thing in your head which stops you saying things you shouldn’t? Yeah, I don’t have one of those. We all have choices in t...	1,794	56	0	Sep 2016	Sep 2016	3 hrs ago
Reasons not to get married Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married, then widowed, and believes marriage is important...	1,790	54	0	Sep 2015	Mar 2019	May 1
How good has CS been to you? We've all had our little grumbles in the past, scammers, miserable buggers raining on blog parades, but how good has CS really been for you? We've...	1,752	57	0	Jun 2016	Jun 2016	10 hrs ago
Abnormal. Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, and sitting for ages in gridlocked rush hour traffic in a car that you...	1,747	55	0	May 2018	May 2018	7 hrs ago
Can't believe I missed Kiss A Ginger Day Actually I don't know if they celebrate it here, there aren't many gingers in the south of Spain, I may be the only one in my small town. But if they...	1,744	62	0	Jan 2018	Jan 2018	3 hrs ago
This way to airport weigh-in Pago Pago airport has apparently stopped pre-booking seats and started weighing passengers they think are overweight. Way to start your holiday? He...	1,741	67	0	Oct 2016	Oct 2016	5 hrs ago

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