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Matchmakers Anonymous

My name is Elegsabiff, and I am a matchmaker. I talk to a woman in Gotham City, she seems nice, I suggest a man in Metropolis. They are both horrified...
3,294730Aug 2015Aug 201518 hrs ago

would you, could you, change?

So, worked with a guy 20 years ago who looks like Sean Connery, stayed on friendly terms ever since, phone calls, occasional emails, even visits, I li...
1,646600Aug 2015Aug 2015May 14

Cat?

Is South Africa still there? Cat, Bea, Lukeon, Candy, guys??? Okay, I can see Snookums. And Cocheta commented on my blog. But the rest of you guys...
3,1251080Aug 2015Aug 20158 hrs ago

DIY queen

Fixed the loo-seat today. *quiet pride* Well, sort of fixed it. Female guests will no longer toboggan sideways when pointing Alice at the chal...
1,072220Aug 2015Aug 2015May 18

The Ex Factor

What do you say about your ex when you meet someone, and the conversation gets round to that? Bearing in mind what you say often says more about y...
1,105320Aug 2015Aug 2015May 7

Yuck.

Men, please tell me what has put you off a woman instantly and forever, very early on. I want to put a bloke off. Women, if you know of something...
2,468740Aug 2015Aug 2015May 17

Wish list

Finally put together my wishlist - 14 items Before you shout, there's nothing on there which I don't offer in return, or something of equal...
2,431470Aug 2015Sep 2015May 13

Attached the wrong file :doh:

A friend asked to see a pic of a bloke I was seeing. I had a good pic embedded in a very steamy love letter. I saved a copy, deleted the steamy text -...
1,65850Sep 2015Sep 2015May 11

Sola?

Interesting blog spotted on another website. This woman says she lured a man in with coffee, and she has him trussed up like a turkey for the...
2,256390Sep 2015Sep 2015May 9

Whadda we want?

I worked it out this morning as I lay in bed, loving the fact I didn't have to get up (working full-time SUCKS), and day-dreaming. Whadda we want?...
1,672200Sep 2015Sep 2015May 9

No comments expected, but not blocked.

Different countries, different refugees, same problems? I don’t think Britain should open its borders to hundreds of thousands of people who think our...
2,312270Sep 2015Sep 2015May 4

Who loves housework?

Yup don't all shout at once. Life is a learning curve. If you have a red stair carpet, don't have a ginger cat. And really don't have a white dog....
2,693790Sep 2015Sep 201515 mins ago

Normal people

Do normal people exist? First you have to define normal. Take yourself. Are you normal? YAY! Find someone like yourself. YAY! If they re...
1,666160Sep 2015Mar 2019May 8

Reasons not to get married

Here's a couple, not young (knocking 60) in a really good relationship. One was very happily married, then widowed, and believes marriage is important...
1,801540Sep 2015Mar 201914 hrs ago

It's really over

So I was sitting in a Scottish pub garden last weekend, basking in the fierce Scottish sun as dogs collapsed panting and eggs fried on the sidewalk. I...
764310Sep 2015Sep 2015May 5

iPhone? Android? Other?

Up to now I have surfed the mobile phone revolution pretty lightly on a pay-as-you-go cellphone which allows phone calls and texts, and takes photos b...
1,149290Sep 2015Sep 2015May 7

Long hair or short?

Heading into the season of mists and fine rain and my hair is already rioting. For the next 6 months when it is dry I will look like a d...
1,358300Sep 2015Sep 2015May 9

Do as you would be done by

If you want honesty, give honesty If you want respect, give respect If you want kindness, be kind If you want true friends, be a true frie...
850190Sep 2015Sep 2015May 17

Kissing frogs

Why, WHY, go looking for more frogs to kiss when you already met someone? Don’t we join singles website to meet someone special, to buy a ticket in th...
4,2361170Sep 2015Sep 2015May 19

Essential advice for men

I was struck by the truth of this. Plus I loved the film. So hopefully it will make you laugh too. I promised myself, no more blogs for a while. P...
1,536220Sep 2015Sep 2015May 2

Anyone play the stock market?

Saturday is never a good day to blog so I am hoping rather than expecting responses. I've just gone into a buying partnership in a small way with love...
1,680340Sep 2015Sep 2015May 13

How good is your memory?

Last night I activated my euro card, and got an automated phone call giving me the PIN. I wrote it down carefully. Today I cleaned house like a wh...
2,112270Sep 2015Sep 2015May 19

profile perfect

This ever happen to anyone else, you spot a profile and think ooh. Then you read the profile carefully. OOH. Not only ticks your boxes, but when you l...
1,500170Sep 2015Sep 2015May 5

CS soap opera

Catching up on CS after a couple of days is like a soap opera - what have I missed? Marriages births deaths boasts cries for exciting advice? You'...
2,102300Oct 2015Mar 201916 mins ago

nice from far

Saw a seriously dishy guy today during long airport wait - our eyes met, we half-smiled, did that thing, you know, where you widen your eyes slightly...
2,440560Oct 2015Oct 2015May 17

Puzzled face

As I type this, photographs of beautiful women are clustered around the blog frame. I could date chinese women, I am being offered 5 or 6 beauties rig...
2,756480Oct 2015Oct 2015May 19

English speakers:

Medical studies have made an important breakthrough after some international research. Orientals eat very little fat, and suffer fewer heart-attac...
2,163390Oct 2015Oct 2015May 18

talk about offputting ...

There are always blogs about what should we be doing, saying, or NOT doing / saying, in our relentless hunt for lurve, but I can't remember if anyone...
1,701270Oct 2015Oct 2015May 17

I've got salad for dinner

Actually, a fruit salad. Well, mostly grapes. OK, all grapes. Fermented grapes. Wine. I've got wine for dinner. (n...
1,496220Oct 2015Oct 2015May 11

Pick one

Be with someone who makes you happy You cannot hang out with negative people and expect to lead a positive life. It's better to...
982270Oct 2015Oct 2015May 13

I miss Alec :sigh:

Strictly speaking, I miss being in a LDR. All those texts and messages and chatting on skype and cramming an entire relationship into an hour or two a...
1,823400Oct 2015Oct 20157 hrs ago

Do you read a lot?

If you do enjoy reading - Kindle or dead tree - you may be interested in beta-reading? Beta readers read a book before it is sent for publishing:...
907190Oct 2015Oct 2015Apr 26

Looking round in a puzzled way ...

So where are the South Africans? and the New Zealanders? is there something going on I should know about? ONLY THE BEST GAME IN THE WHOLE RUGBY WO...
888160Oct 2015Oct 2015May 20

Right now

Do you know what is happening right now, right this very minute? Statistics never lie. approximately 14 000 people on CS are having sex another...
1,615440Oct 2015Oct 201524 hrs ago

How can we be single?

Look around CS. There are cheerful people, flirty people, good looking people, old, young, upbeat, animated, serious ... how on earth are we not all s...
853300Oct 2015Oct 2015May 2

It's THAT time of year

Scorpio is the eighth sign of the zodiac, and that shouldn't be taken lightly -- nor should Scorpios. There's no fluff or chatter for Scorpios, these...
1,360400Oct 2015Oct 2015May 4

Free puppies (and other ads)

FREE PUPPIES 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old, hateful little bastard.Bites. FREE PUPPI...
2,827250Oct 2015Oct 2015May 8

How much longer

I grew up slightly wistful that I wouldn't see the year 2000. It wasn't because I couldn't imagine being that old, I just knew I wouldn't. At 2 minute...
922320Oct 2015Nov 2015May 19

You've slept with HOW many people?

Hundreds. HUNDREDS. Oh, I know you wouldn’t dream of having sex with a stranger without a condom. But what happens when they aren’t a stranger, an...
2,008340Nov 2015Mar 2019May 19

BAD winter coming up?

A few years back Scotland, even my little tropical bit of it, had a really bad winter, with no warning whatsoever. We didn't have enough gritters, we...
1,271320Nov 2015Nov 2015May 16

Extra cash for Christmas?

Looking to earn a bit extra for an expensive time of year? Don't get caught the way one woman was. She bought an iPad on eBay, good price, was very pl...
1,039100Nov 2015Nov 2015May 17

Death of conversation

I have a love-hate relationship with my smartphone. Well, strictly speaking, a hate-hate relationship. I hate it and it hates me but we are always tog...
1,384320Nov 2015Nov 2015May 5

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