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Comparing the mangle to a glove filled with porridge

Handshakes fascinate me. I think mine is ok, but then I would. Some offer just the fingers, or the vrot (rotting) banana. Some seize a hand as if ring...
1,439670Sep 2018Oct 2018May 15

hyperbole

No-one gets disappointed any more - they are devastated No-one has unpleasant experiences any more - they are traumatized Everything that happens i...
1,240510Oct 2018Oct 2018May 15

Opera blog

RIP Montserrat Caballé, one of the great singers from my new country. She was 85 Don't imagine many opera buffs in CS but some may remember the op...
1,568490Oct 2018Oct 201824 hrs ago

Odd couple

I met these people, and for all I know they met on CS although that would be a fantastic coincidence and, if they read this blog, a little embarrassin...
3,4471170Oct 2018Oct 2018May 15

Raining again

Welcome to Sunny Spain they said 320 days of sunshine a year they said Meanwhile I had to put the light on in the kitchen to see to make coffee :m...
1,336510Oct 2018Oct 2018May 15

Really REALLY honest profile comments

You want honest profiles? I found some spotted on websites, pruned out the crudest, sharing twenty of those that made me blink. These were all from p...
706170Oct 2018Feb 2019May 11

Don't panic, but it's Scorpio season

Tuesday 23rd October ushered in Scorpio season - the sign of death and rebirth, intensity and passionate convictions, and a time when all signs, not...
1,679730Oct 2018Oct 2018May 13

Change your name change your life

And no I don't mean on CS although some of us did and there was a real difference How much does your name influence your life? When someon...
3,2671520Nov 2018Nov 201812 hrs ago

So tired of being afraid

I don’t hide under the bed quaking, but at any one time there can be at least one thread of fear running through my head. Some come from the media and...
1,645440Nov 2018Nov 2018May 15

Happy thanksgiving to all our CS Americans

I so like the idea of a dinner just for giving thanks - been invited to a few in Scotland by an American family living a long long way from home and i...
739190Nov 2018Nov 20187 hrs ago

Green eyes

I never knew this before about green eyes. Green is the rarest of eye colours, occurring naturally in only 2% of the world's population. It is...
4,482320Jul 2015Jul 201523 hrs ago

out of character actions

My ex is mild-mannered, calm, rational, and frugal to the point where when he does open his wallet the Queen winces at the light. In all the years we...
1,250210Jul 2015Jul 2015May 9

Racing snail for sale

I have a snail halfway up the kitchen wall, and would like to offer it to sale to the highest bidder. I have to say right away I have not seen thi...
1,897330Jul 2015Jul 2015Apr 30

English is a very odd language

There have been blogs lately about how many languages people speak: couldn't comment there, I have some Afrikaans, scraps of German and French and can...
2,591840Jul 2015Jul 2015May 15

Anyone want to go to Japan?

I have this awesome, but old, Japanese guide book about living Japanese style and I so want to go, not a package tour, a real poke-around. Who wants t...
2,517580Jul 2015Jul 2015May 15

This is an oldie, but still fun

I do expect you all to pass this little quiz, but it makes me grin every time it gets emailed to me: 1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?...
1,332260Jul 2015Jul 2015May 15

Does WVM show women visitors?

If you're a woman, I mean, and (desperately) seeking men? I've had photo ratings from women, not very good ones, but never noticed a female face o...
2,082480Jul 2015Jul 2015May 8

How long is too long?

When we get involved with someone we graft them onto ourselves. Ripping that graft away is not only painful, it leaves scars. I hate pain!and I don’t...
1,893380Jul 2015Mar 2019May 2

Puffy ankles

Boring and unglamorous subject, yes, but blast it, a real problem. I sit at a computer most of the day, and in summer, even cold days, my ankles puff...
2,060400Jul 2015Jul 2015May 11

family gathering

Most of the time I am perfectly happy to be living 400 miles from my nearest and dearest but I'm getting really excited about upcoming family gatherin...
818120Jul 2015Jul 2015May 2

Another old joke.

In our heads, we're all still in our thirties ... This woman changes dentists, and notices that the fairly unusual name of the new dentist is the...
1,033190Jul 2015Jul 2015May 5

Road users

Hands up are you one of those lovely drivers who sees the fast lane is moving briskly so pulls into it to drop down to sixty mph? Why?...
1,074230Jul 2015Jul 2015May 12

Ever overheard yourself being described?

I was at a family gathering this weekend and looking at books in the lounge when I heard my cousin telling her sister-in-law about one of the guests....
1,701360Jul 2015Jul 2015May 11

Just to remind us

of what we are supposed to be wearing and doing by now in 2015. And ooh, look, the original Biff, he's come back to the future.
2,808170Jul 2015Jul 2015May 11

clothes that talk for you

Maybe talking clothes are the way forward. We all know the 'I'm with Stupid' t-shirts, and the 'my parents went to Mars and all I got was this silly s...
4,146400Jul 2015Aug 2015May 15

Sleeponitsleeponitsleeponit

You know when you write a response, and then think 'can't send that' but you really, REALLY, want to? Giving advice is the most tempting thing in...
2,078390Aug 2015Aug 2015May 9

BORED

I used to believe only boring people get bored. Wow, I must be really boring because I have never been so bored in my life. I feel better, stronge...
2,654580Aug 2015Aug 2015May 11

Monday needs some cheerful signs.

Posting these, then over and out. Night all. A sign in a shoe repair store in Vancouver read: We will heel you We will save your sole We will e...
1,973180Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 30

Workout video. Crank it up.

I feel all tingly and energetic. Good workout. Now to find a treadmill ......
1,875140Aug 2015Aug 20159 hrs ago

The girl's side of getting ready

Getting ready for that first meeting, half-mocking yourself, half-hoping. He looks nice, he makes you laugh, if nothing else it will be fun. Nerve-wr...
2,379500Aug 2015Aug 201517 hrs ago

Ban CS! As if ...

Birth control? BAN IT! Abortion? BAN IT! Gay marriage? BAN IT! Guns? Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them....
2,245320Aug 2015Aug 2015May 16

The Tells

I’ve noticed an odd thing, when I’m looking at profiles. I instantly like, or dislike, people who remind me of other people I have known. We’ve talked...
1,359130Aug 2015Aug 2015May 8

Another whiskery joke

To my darling husband, Before you return home from your overseas trip I just wanted to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick-up...
1,514180Aug 2015Aug 2015May 13

Easy fail-safe recipes

Just talking to a buddy who says he doesn't cook any more. Now, I'm not a great cook (and say so in my profile because I am So Honest) but even I have...
2,301430Aug 2015Aug 2015May 9

well THAT's a relief

Madonna is 55. Her boyfriend is 22. Tina Turner is 75, her boyfriend is 40. JLO is 42, her boyfriend is 26. Mariah Carey is 44, her husban...
3,120530Aug 2015Aug 201515 hrs ago

we're all mature until

someone gets out the bubble wrap. What else brings out your inner child?...
83760Aug 2015Aug 2015May 2

Flight booked

and that's me away to Alicante, Spain, at the end of September. Sun, sea, sand, well actually none of that, my sister lives inland. But if there i...
944180Aug 2015Aug 2015May 2

Crossing the line

I know there’s sometimes good reason to check out photos, or IP addresses, and scammers get exposed that way and it’s a GOOD thing. Not quite so m...
1,132250Aug 2015Aug 2015Apr 28

Great expectations

Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country ... That's quite an oldfashioned sentiment, these days. Never mind...
1,072240Aug 2015Sep 2015May 4

Over 50 totty alert

I have just found a sport I find interesting. Well, not the game, but look at all those eligible fit healthy sweaty players. Smorgasbord. [youtub...
1,06570Aug 2015Aug 2015May 9

WHY MEN ARE SELDOM DEPRESSED

Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack... You can never be preg...
1,345380Aug 2015Aug 2015May 12

perspective

Sometimes ... it is all in the way you look at things. Like yesterday, I drive home through narrow country lanes and was held up for ages because...
1,37070Aug 2015Aug 2015May 7

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