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old dog vestibular disease

Wednesday she was fine - she's old, a little wobblier in the mornings than in years of yore, but lively, greedy, healthy. Yesterday morning very w...
1,224220May 2019May 2019May 17

The rock and the hard place - a modern microstory about business

The company I worked for, after beating off many attempts at hostile takeovers in the past, was shocked when several of our opposition, including our...
556140Feb 2019Feb 2019May 10

English is so weird

Limericks by sound, and by spelling - There once was an old man from York who took a fat pig for a walk, when asked "why this was, he said...
1,025150Feb 2019May 202010 hrs ago

Perfect match - but which one?

Let's call him A (for Adventure ) he's around 50, a good technician, will never have a problem finding a job, right now he's up for technical m...
1,9921010Feb 2019Feb 2019May 19

Quantum weird other-worldly music - the theremin

I'd never heard of these before, not by name, and was bug-eyed watching one played in a classical concert. It isn't touched but played by the energy o...
560100Feb 2019Feb 2019May 18

Changing my description, sigh

I've described myself as "a few extra pounds" from the start but I could always have stood to lose a stone (that's 14 pounds, or 6 kgs, for the rest o...
1,740650Mar 2019Aug 2019May 19

How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Border Collie – just one, and then I’ll replace any wiring that isn’t up to code German Shepherd – I’ll change it as soon as I’ve escorted everyone...
52120Mar 2019Apr 2019May 18

Voy a mi bola

Move along please folks unless you can help me with some Spanish colloquialisms because I suspect my leg is being gently pulled ... not going to say w...
915250Mar 2019Mar 2019May 17

The first teleport step taken At LAST

okay, only a photon but - the first manned flight was not particularly impressive. It would have been impossible to guess, watching the Wright brother...
5,7572210Jul 2017Jul 2017May 18

Age and mileage, please

I’m looking for a specific kind of vehicle, and suddenly noticed a certain familiarity about my list. See if you can spot it. Not too young - the...
2,671790Jul 2017Jul 2017May 19

One packing problem sorted

How long does bubbly last, anyway? I found six, count them, six, bottles (so far) waiting to be packed. I don't even remember who gave me the first fe...
1,721580Aug 2017Aug 201721 hrs ago

15 years and now this, ungrateful sod

I can't believe the change in him since we came to Spain - oh, he's never been what you'd call devoted. There was a lot of open space in this relation...
2,164840Sep 2017Sep 2017May 20

Man cave

So you have the chance to buy, pretty cheaply, a 600 sq m shed. Yes, that size is right. 600 square metres. Big enough to park, oh, 30 regular cars? I...
1,392580Sep 2017Sep 2017May 15

Anyone else awake?

Lying in bed with the van door open drinking coffee and roaming the smartphone for anyone else awake. Nearly 9 am in Spain. I seem to have the world...
5,2532030Sep 2017Aug 2018May 19

REVENGE

They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold. I don't mind if it is hot or cold, but I want it. The person bringing my car from Scotland with me pay...
2,663950Sep 2017Sep 20174 hrs ago

making the first move

So I know this shy guy, 40 or so, a fellow writer, who has been fantasizing about meeting a woman who will pick him up and make him happy. Now a w...
763320Oct 2017Oct 2017May 9

Biff moving out of the van

*****breaking news ******** *****read all about it! ****** My offer has been accepted, the deposit has been...
1,478450Oct 2017Oct 2017May 18

Halloween in Spain?

Quick question. Halloween stuff appearing in shops. In sa treat-or-treat very much to friends houses only. In Scotland guising was well escorted but e...
1,410440Oct 2017Nov 2017May 15

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

and I missed you sooo much! Two months today since I packed my computer and although I got it back a week ago it took until today to get connected to...
1,451460Oct 2017Oct 201721 hrs ago

Old walls

These walls are built of stone, packed with clay, plastered, painted - and with time, the cracks show. Paint flakes off, plaster crumbles, cracks beco...
1,130250Oct 2017Oct 2017May 18

tenant or home-owner? does it make a difference?

Some people rent all their lives, and some buy as soon as they can scrape up a deposit Some tenants would like to buy but only if they found the pe...
684240Dec 2018Dec 2018May 18

The god of Christmas shopping

A speaker invited to a school to talk about the meaning of Christmas instead went rogue and told the kids – some as young as 4 – that Santa doesn’t ex...
1,932890Dec 2018Dec 2018May 15

You've changed

Every serious relationship you were ever in, changed you. Men change for women and yes, women really do change for men. Did you keep the changes o...
1,438580Dec 2018Mar 201918 hrs ago

the end is nigh

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first send mad. This is not an entertaining link. It is deeply disturbing and could hurt your brain. You sho...
547-0Dec 2018Dec 201813 hrs ago

First phrases

Can we be serious a minute? Aye that'll be right But no, seriously. If you are going somewhere they speak a different language, what ar...
1,188280Dec 2018Dec 2018May 10

In the alphabet soup of life, I pick aitch

How weird is the alphabet? A J and K sound alike (unless you are a Scot – they say jiy, not jay) B C D G P T V sound alike – and if you are Americ...
657270Dec 2018Dec 201817 hrs ago

2012 - the year the world didn't end

Remember when we were being told the world would end on December 21, 2012? . [/im...
628210Dec 2018Dec 2018May 18

Another penny in the jar (a research question)

The theory - if you put a penny in a jar every time you make love in the first year of your marriage, and after the first year you take a penny out ev...
1,581590Aug 2018Aug 2018May 19

Got my dozen

and in the order that I got them - good morning goie more sawubona tumela bonjour guten morgen g'day bore da madainn mhath buenos dias...
1,448560Aug 2018Aug 2018May 19

Theory: Women should be clear, men should not

Scenario - They are watching TV at his house. Woman rubs her shoulders, mmm, I’m cold. Man nods, yup, it is quite cold, and carries on watching TV. Ev...
1,451600Aug 2018Aug 201810 hrs ago

Waiting

I've got approx an hour to wait and nothing to read. An hour is too short for some things and too long for others. Ways of filling time? (Othe...
667290Aug 2018Aug 2018May 18

Sometimes a person, a name, personifies a whole time of your life

Sometimes, you don’t even realize until you hear their name years and years later and it is a TARDIS moment, you suddenly see people you’d forgotten,...
60480Aug 2018Aug 2018May 11

Spoilers don't actually spoil anything - look into the future -

I still believe I would have enjoyed Terminator 2 more if I hadn’t - hang on - SPOILER ALERT look away now if you are one of the...
658330Aug 2018Aug 2018May 15

It's official. Australians are the best men to meet.

This is a dinkum Australian love poem, and if it don't bring a lump to your throat, and have you rushing to the Strine men listed here on CS, you're o...
1,307490Aug 2018Sep 2018May 17

The quartermaster's store

The bloggers included all commented on my last blog which seemed as good a way as any of selecting victims Add a verse, make it worse :la...
1,551500Aug 2018Aug 2018May 13

Looking for help with Outlook.com

My Outlook mailbox recently gave itself an upgrade and seems to have lost my email address in the process. Now when I try to sign in it comes up with...
827-0Aug 2018Aug 2018May 18

What - in words of one syllable - the heck is cryptocurrency?

I've spent most of my working life in finance and yet I can't get my head around bitcoin / digital currencies / cryptocurrency. It's, like, electronic...
1,454430Aug 2018Aug 201824 hrs ago

Jeremiah

Listen, if you get a friend request from a guy called Jeremiah, it's okay to accept. He's a bullfrog, and a good friend of mine....
1,437250Aug 2018Aug 2018May 16

Interacting

Turns out that communicating with others literally affects our health more than diet, exercise, even our addictions. Seeing my interaction in Spa...
1,518360Sep 2018Sep 2018May 17

"They say such nice things about people at funerals

that it makes me sad I'm going to miss mine by just a few days" (Garrison Keillor) Ok, a lot will depend how or when you kick the bucket. Be drunk...
1,950700Sep 2018Sep 2018May 16

Giraffe in snow

REALLY starting to worry about Eks now. Hoping all SA bloggers affected by blizzards are keeping well-wrapped up and warm This pic one of s...
72720Sep 2018Sep 2018May 12

Meanwhile here in Spain

Yesterday I was in Orgiva, a small town in the Alpujarras and did have my camera. I'm not a good photographer, though. Pics - Orgiva is hot enough...
1,729630Sep 2018Sep 2018May 17

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