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Sep 18, 2018 12:46 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
So you died tonight and met God what's the first thing you say to him?
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Sep 18, 2018 12:55 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
daniela777
daniela777daniela777Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain44 Threads 2,714 Posts
Oh gawd..wow
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Sep 18, 2018 1:05 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
I hope so i have a few bones to pick with him.
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Sep 18, 2018 1:07 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
daniela777: Oh gawd..
what?
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Sep 18, 2018 1:11 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
daniela777
daniela777daniela777Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain44 Threads 2,714 Posts
pedro27: what?
I was just surprised.
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Sep 18, 2018 1:14 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
daniela777: I was just surprised.
IMO we all will be surprised in God's presents
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Sep 18, 2018 1:20 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
p.s. why can't you change the things you typed?
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Sep 18, 2018 3:52 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
Harbal
HarbalHarbalSouth Yorkshire, England UK49 Threads 3 Polls 2,248 Posts
I always think it strange how people who don't believe in God can still be angry at him.
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Sep 18, 2018 3:57 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
daniela777
daniela777daniela777Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain44 Threads 2,714 Posts
Harbal: I always think it strange how people who don't believe in God can still be angry at him.
Well...they have to hold someone responsible don't they? dunno
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Sep 18, 2018 4:19 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
One2note
One2noteOne2noteLondon, Essex, England UK286 Threads 3 Polls 7,606 Posts
Where are the virgins dunno
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Sep 18, 2018 4:28 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
aries1234
aries1234aries1234plymout, Devon, England UK175 Threads 3 Polls 5,672 Posts
One2note: Where are the virgins
Oh you're a Moslem.
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Sep 18, 2018 7:33 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
One2note: Where are the virgins
I met a lady yesterday and she told me she was a virgin; not only that but she wanted to die a virgin. I was amazed and asked her why she wanted to die a virgin. She told me she wanted to be a good example to her children. Sweet lady.

conversing
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Sep 19, 2018 2:09 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
PeKaatje
PeKaatjePeKaatjeAnkeveen, North Holland Netherlands59 Threads 3 Polls 6,334 Posts
John333333: I met a lady yesterday and she told me she was a virgin; not only that but she wanted to die a virgin. I was amazed and asked her why she wanted to die a virgin. She told me she wanted to be a good example to her children. Sweet lady.
One priest to another: If the pope says we can marry and have children, would you do it?
Other priest: I am too old for it, but maybe my children will.

head banger
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Sep 19, 2018 2:38 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Why did you let them blow my Ark up mumbling
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Sep 19, 2018 2:54 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,465 Posts
No such thing as God and if there was I would spit in he's face.
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Sep 19, 2018 2:59 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Mercedes_00: No such thing as God and if there was I would spit in he's face.
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Sep 19, 2018 2:59 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
Mercedes_00
Mercedes_00Mercedes_00Greater Sydney, New South Wales Australia18 Threads 20,465 Posts
thumbs up
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Sep 19, 2018 3:31 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
KarloradoFL
KarloradoFLKarloradoFLDeLeon Springs, Florida USA50 Threads 3 Polls 9,475 Posts
I subscribe to the Church of the Laughing Jesus:
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Sep 19, 2018 3:59 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
MsContessa
MsContessaMsContessaMayo, Ireland24 Threads 1,227 Posts
pedro27: So you died tonight and met God what's the first thing you say to him?
I would thank him for the beautiful world that he created for the benefit of us all.
Sunrises, sunsets, water, trees, seas, mountains, children, animals, birds and so on..................
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Sep 19, 2018 4:14 PM CST So you finally die and meet God
HexagonKeySet
HexagonKeySetHexagonKeySetCentral, Waikato New Zealand150 Threads 7 Polls 3,829 Posts
aries1234: I hope so i have a few bones to pick with him.
He'll probably just shrug, mock you for the lousy choices you made using the Gift of Free Will and then open the hatch for your immediate descent ...



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