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A Family Of Writers

I stem from a family of great writers. It runs thick in our blood. Actually, we have ink in our veins. It all started with my father. He wro...
2,322790Aug 2015Aug 201519 hrs ago

The Blue Peter Is Flying.

But will she sail? When a ship is ready to sail, the ship’s master will hoist the Blue Peter. This is to indicate that the crew must hurry on board ot...
1,236300Aug 2015Aug 2015May 7

The Die Is Cast

I guess some of us are not very proud of ourselves today. Probably ashamed, even if just a little. But there is a limit to the abuse one can take. Aft...
2,191550Aug 2015Aug 2015May 5

Be your own man

To start with, I want to apologize for abandoning my blog yesterday; I had a little mishap here at home. Nothing serious though. I di...
2,7741130Aug 2015Aug 20157 hrs ago

The Narsing Flower

Narkissos was a hunter who was known for his exceptional beauty. He treated those who fell in love with him badly because he thought he was bet...
4,1581550Aug 2015Aug 20152 hrs ago

Porcupine Pie

According to Neil Diamond, you have to eat it with gloves or your hands will turn green. I never had it in pie form; we barbecue them on a rotisserie...
2,814410Aug 2015Aug 2015May 7

A Simple Solution.

The stench followed me until I discovered what was stuck under my shoe. Wiping my feet on the lawn every time did not proof very effective because aft...
1,362310Aug 2015Aug 201514 hrs ago

A New Alternative For Meat?

Japanese scientist makes a delicious burger out of human excrement. Such was the headline of the Daily Mail in June 2011. The article in...
2,218550Aug 2015Aug 201514 hrs ago

Drinkable Water From Toilet To Tap.

Windhoek, the capital city of Namibia, is one of the few cities in Africa where you can safely drink tap water. Though some residents s...
1,617260Aug 2015Aug 201514 hrs ago

Have A Heart

I can understand that some people can refuse to eat meat because of the cruel way in which animals are raised and killed. But I have the same sentimen...
2,337420Aug 2015Aug 201514 hrs ago

Putting Paid To A Few Misconceptions

Some people believe that nothing is impossible. While this is a good positive attitude, it is impossible for them to be correct because it will create...
1,802420Sep 2015Sep 201514 hrs ago

A House On An Island

Ever since I was a child, I wanted to live on an island, but if I must believe all these rumors about global warming, all islands will soon be joining...
1,949470Sep 2015Sep 201514 hrs ago

My Best Friend

My mother always said that I was not to play with every Tom, Díck, and Harry, but somehow I always had those names in my circle of friends. But Díck w...
1,370180Sep 2015Sep 201514 hrs ago

The Myth Of On-Line Friends

The definition of friends differs vastly on-line when compared to real life. On-line friendship appears to be a pseudo relationship that will last for...
3,227770Sep 2015Oct 201511 hrs ago

An UFO Over The Southern Skies

We had an unidentified flying object traversing our Cape Town airspace for the last two weeks. It had the shape of a bright and shiny ball hanging in...
1,648300Oct 2015Oct 201524 hrs ago

In The Dog Box Again

I like children but only if they have good manners. Last Sunday I put my foot into it again. I should rather have put it in my mouth. My sist...
2,034470Oct 2015Oct 20152 hrs ago

A Shooting Incident On Cape Town Station

Yesterday, about lunch time, a man shot himself on Cape Town Railway Station when apprehended after he fired several shots in all directions....
1,42380Oct 2015Oct 2015May 3

I Told You So

This is a phrase that I never use and when somebody else throws it at me, I get very annoyed. It is such a useless cliché. The damage is...
2,100570Dec 2015Dec 2015May 4

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop

Yesterday, my sister received unexpected visitors. Her ex-husband and his wife arrived just before lunch. My sister promptly invited them for lunch an...
1,360400Dec 2015Dec 2015May 3

The Nightmare On Long Street

My cousin James owns the house with the highest street number in South Africa, and is threatening to sue government for US$5 million. He claims that h...
1,150270Feb 2016Feb 2016May 4

Women!!!

Using a broomstick to shove a pound of fresh dairy butter up a mosquito’s backside will be an easier task to accomplish than to understand women. They...
2,594520Feb 2016Feb 201615 hrs ago

Does Honesty Still Mean Anything?

I was brought up to believe that it is wrong to lie and wrong to steal. In fact, it was wrong to do anything that could classify as being dishonest. T...
1,965570Feb 2016Feb 20168 hrs ago

The Last Farewell?

A lifelong friend is getting married tomorrow. She spent a few months here with us and some of you may remember her as BeaPatient. I asked her to drop...
1,203330Feb 2016Feb 2016May 5

What A Grand Mess!

This weekend was an abortion. Almost everything went wrong. Luckily only one event placed me at some disadvantage. First I walked out of my...
2,337510Feb 2016Feb 2016May 3

Overdoing

When I see fanatics, I run for the hills. I like to see things done in moderate fashion and somehow the complete opposite also leaves me cold....
1,420250Feb 2016Feb 2016May 7

The Wizard Of Oz Has Reincarnated!

Ah, I see you’re back. Reincarnated again. Wow, you have more lives than a cat. And it’s been for some time. I did not pick it up earlier because I h...
1,749210Feb 2016Feb 2016Apr 30

Internet Parasites

I think few of us like all these ads that invite us to click on it while some of us probably use browser add-ons and other methods to suppress them. B...
1,07470Feb 2016Feb 2016May 7

Happiness

Happiness is a state of mind that cannot be achieved while you still yearn for something, be that material, revenge, love, fame or whatever.:professor...
1,953520Feb 2016Feb 2016May 5

Ruling From The Grave.

My father made a new will recently. Nothing too unusual about that for he’s done so about four times in the last 15 years since my mother passed away....
2,189330Feb 2016Mar 2016Apr 30

You Already Have It All!

I fail to understand why some women (always the same few) bítch about equality all the time. Why would any woman by her full senses, want to relinquis...
2,394290Mar 2016Mar 2016May 5

Dating When Over Sixty.

Ok ladies, this is where you get off the bus again. This is for men only. I know a few cheated last time by slipping in by the back door, but this tim...
1,930440Mar 2016Mar 20169 hrs ago

What Is Happening?

Jimnastics posted a blog 11 hours ago. Then three hours later, old blue posted a blog and then two hours ago Ian posted a blog. Only three blogs in 11...
652110Mar 2016Mar 2016May 6

Life Makes A Complete Circle

The other day, when I had lunch with my father, I touched on a taboo subject. His latest girlfriend! My sister and I had a long chat about this before...
2,566540Mar 2016Mar 2016May 3

Egyptian Flu

This is a sexua11y transmittable disease where the host is always a woman. The virus has a gestation period of about 280 days. The host may be infect...
2,224380Mar 2016Mar 201616 hrs ago

It Depends On How Much It Weighs!

So, you’re planning to throw your things together. You are in love with one another, you share the same values, you have a lot of other things in comm...
1,575290Mar 2016Mar 2016May 6

My Only Vice!

Some people can really talk in circles! Yesterday, when I fetched my father from the eye-clinic, I was a few minutes early and decided t...
1,478420Mar 2016Mar 201623 hrs ago

She Is No More!

My dad’s girlfriend is history. On Sunday, while my sister took her on a tour through the garden, I happened to find myself in the bedroom where she l...
1,890420Mar 2016Mar 2016May 7

The Female Anatomy

I’m not very clued up on the female anatomy and I need some help to clarify two female terms. Some time ago there was a shoot-out between th...
1,956540Mar 2016Mar 201610 hrs ago

Pandora’s Box

This is Monday’s blog. Do not open it until then. I will not be back until Tuesday, so I’m posting it now. Of course, it would be wishful th...
2,031260Mar 2016Mar 2016May 7

I Cannot Make Up My Mind.

I’m in love with two women and I don’t know how to proceed. I really love my girlfriend, but I’m also in love with her son’s mother. Should...
2,290630Mar 2016Mar 2016May 6

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