smoky Forum Posts (9,412)

RE: For what reason............

Nein, I do not analyse anyone - just go by the written words as expressed.

But is good to regularly update profiles, stay and make friends - this is a great place to meet really nice people.

RE: Refreshment

No, it is no fun getting pissed. That is quite a stupid passtime, and leaves you feeling miserable.

You gotta drink really good whisky, on the rocks first,then adding German Soda water (not Swiss), slowly ...... it just takes the sharp edges off reality. Of course, salt water could do the same, but it leaves you feeling very thirsty, hence why I prefer Whisky.

Beer is okay, and more affordable if one is in a restaurant .... a tot of whisky would buy a crate of it to take home! And anyway, I only drink in restaurants if someone else is paying for it.... ..... and I`m not the driver.

RE: Men...........

Oh I don`t think the pain would be noticed ... not if the suspensions were visible .....

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

What a "Bey"?

RE: Post break up

Okay, Kinsey ..... I shall reveal my recipe ... most probably exactly what you use .. hahahaaa .. I just got to go pour another whisky, and go to the loo.

RE: Post break up

I try VERY hard to not be a good cook. Cooking is work! I made a vow to avoid work, and unlike marriage vows I try to keep vows I make to myself.... not what other folk think up in their idle moments.

But, because whatever I do is just SO excellent, I got this job to make Bolognaise at least once every week! So now the boyfriend also times his visits for the Bolognaise night!!! Which is okay, cause there is always enough left over for him.

Sometimes I use the same recipe to make Lasagna ... adding cheese sauce (masses of it!) ...... Best Lasagna you ever tasted! .... better than anything served in Italian Restaurants!

But ..... once I reveal the recipe, you all gonna realise its what you all make anyway! The secret is in the length of cooking the meat sauce - minced meat is made out of all the left over tough meat ... and so must cook for a long time to become soft, palatable, and juicy. Oh also the finely grated carrots give it a nice natural orangey colour.

Of course, anyone not living in Switzerland, who does not have access to forests with fresh growths of Bärlauch will not attain the EXACT flavour that I do! But even so ..... ..... can still be good!

RE: For what reason............

Okay, so that is news. I took a look at your profile (Granny checking out bona fides) and you don`t mention that fact!

I am also spoken for, and state so clearly in my profile, and the reason I still stay here on CS ... tis only honest to be open.

Unless of course you have other reasons to not make yourself clear, and flirt here with the girls..?

RE: Post break up

The problem is ... my recipe feeds 6 people - at least! Never could make less, and what doesnt get eaten today they gotta eat tomorrow!

Not much good for a singles site .. unless you gotta a lot of friends to invite over....

Actually, it`s nice to make for friends ... you make it early, and then get to soak in the bath, have a whisky, lie in the hammock, and get all relaxed before dinner time.....

RE: Men...........

Oh, Tule and her suspensions ..... they the things she hooks her stockings to, once they are confirmed to be in the correct positions.....

Also, I rather like the idea of passing a massage to a man using smoke signals ..... he gets the lighted end which should relieve all aching muscles, and the smoke obscures who is at the other end of the fire-brand. But that is only for men I don`t like, for the one I do like I would prefer to use my hands, and save the fire-brand for lighting the fire to warm the joint up - Switzerland is still rather cold at the moment.

RE: Post break up

............. Oh yes, it is! Really really very good! Very meaty tasting ... lots of sauce ..... mouth droolingly delicious!

I`ll think about it. But only if I get more requests.

RE: For what reason............

Aaahhhhhh ... At last! Some Romance here!

Jan .... and .... Bental .....

I`m going to be keeping a grand-motherly eye on you two.......

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Fly

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Oh, sorry, I got carried away. supposed to have Y in the word ... Okay ... so .. ahhh .. what is a ME with a Y?

My.

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

me ....

RE: Dear Marge...

Ja! Thank goodness he wasn`t one of my ex-husbands! Actually, nah ..never mind..... I think I`ll just stay single, or maybe not, depends how I feel when the moment arrives......

I think I`ll marry a Lawyer next time..... .. or maybe a Judge .....

RE: Post break up

Maybe he was hoping you cooked Spaghetti Bolognaise the same as me?

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

..................Beautifully ......

RE: For what reason............

Well, Bental darl, you first got to get your priorities in order and then all falls into place.

So first you got be clean. Then you got to be relaxed, then you got to eat. Nein, never change your cooking. Is very important to cook what YOU like. Never confuse a future possible partner!

Once I made the mistake of trying to eat vegan ... and ended up eating turnips (with the tops) for breakfast! Okay, I had more energy, but ...........God was I eternally hungry for REAL food! Running 10k`s every morning just did not seem to satisfy me. So I divorced him.

So, now ..... where were we? for what reason what? Oh, why partners get nasty. Don`t know. Guess they just the wrong partners? And we seem to think marriages were made to last like Swans Mating? Nah! Humans mate for an average of 15 years, and then Kaput! The woman gets bored. The man gets bored.

So, in the end ....... eating is more important. Specially if you can cook Bolognaise like I do.......and eat only half vegan, and the other half healthy ..... a sort of 50/50 situation .... and the other 50% you make up with Schnapps, Whisky, Beer, or whatever blurs your imagination......or makes you more imaginative....

RE: BP = dumb?

JA! If the last two teeth you own dont meet, then you REALLY got problems! Time to ship out!

RE: Refreshment

Nein Maisie! I once had a most interesting discussion with a Swiss all about Jack Russell dogs, and how many I had, and what they did, and admired his huge big brute dog that was sitting under the table ... so much so that the next time I met him and his dog in the street his dog jumped up and put his paws on my shoulders and licked my chin!

But, of course, that was an evening of total boredom where I just sat and drank my beers while my son and his wife talked to other Swissies .. and I got SO drunk... and intelligent sounding. The guy with the dog thought I really spoke Swissgerman .. hahahahaaa .... THAT is what Swissgerman really sounds like ..... you gotta drink at least 5 large beers and then the words slide over your tongue ..... and all becomes quite clear!

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Mule ....

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Hanky......

RE: Refreshment

Maybe cause drinking enables super improved communication skills in the foreign language .....? ..........

RE: BP = dumb?

Well, darl, think about it ........

.... without plastic, we would all be SO happy and content....

We would not know about the Tsunamis and Earthquakes and Volcanos in other lands! We would only know what is taking place around us ....... cause we could only hear the drum signals! .....while we eat local food off Banana Leaves with our fingers ... dressed in our personally woven clothes .....munching with out last two teeth (heaven is: that the last two teeth are opposing ones! hahaa) ...... and when "our end time comes" we get dumped out in the hills/forest to feed the animals, instead of having plastic tubes shoved down our throats and being hooked up to machines and fed pharmaceuticals ........

Wonder what the price of a nice sized cave will be?

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Maloney ......

RE: Post break up

Oh yeah, the Dented Ego Syndrome! hahahaaaa ...... I had that one too - actually quite funny - I got this nice guy now ... and an ancient old "friend" who was so unreliable and "thought he was doing me a favour to offer a glass of wine" .... well, he`s been ringing my phone every single weekend pleading all sorts of pathetic excuses trying to get some attention. As I said, sad and funny, at the same time .. that a person hangs onto the past and tries to regurgitate something that never was, cause now they lost out.....

More power to me! .... for a change! hahaaa!... and to YOU!

RE: Why.................

Ja! The power of speech is the cause of lies. Watch Body Language ... it is more honest!

Walking the Walk, and not Talking the Talk!

Oh, by the way .... somewhere up above was mention of people believing the earth was flat ...? Well, over 2,000 years ago the world was told that the Earth is an Orb hanging in the sky, except not many could read then, or bothered to read, or had the Book hidden from them, so they just thought the earth was flat .... hahahaa....

RE: Post break up

Maybe they just got nothing better to do in their lives...? You were the most exciting thing that happened to them .... and now they`re bored ..... or guilty of something....? ... or angry about losing their "control" over their "victim"....?

RE: BP = dumb?

.. AND all their assets impounded by government ... AND they never get parole ... AND whatever else terrible thing anyone can think of for them .......

So now ..... every little creature living in that area is going to become extinct?

I wonder what the extra-terrestrials are gonna do about all this oil and other muck being spewed all over the earth? ... all in the name of "transport" and "technology"!

Oh, and, Shell are busy drilling up in Alaska ... hahahaaaaaa..... and the Polar Bears are eating each other cause they got no more food ........

RE: Words that MUST contain the letter Y

Comfrey (plant)