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Funnies

" A cult is any religion with political power"

" A cynic smells flowers and looks for the casket"

"A drunken man's words are a sobers man's thoughts"

" A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog"

"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort"

"Aim low, reach your goals and avoid disappointment"

"Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy!" cheers

RE: marryed

What is with all these men coming on here "would like to marry with...??? are there no viable women in their own country/town/area??? Just wondering CS is starting to turn into a marriage brokering site lately..lol

General Interesting facts

1.) No normal sized piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times

2.) Earth is the only planet not named after a pagan God

3.) Fingerprints of a Koala bear are similar in pattern, shape and size to fingerprints of a human

4.) Apples, not caffiene, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning

5.) Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise

6.) SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below

7.) The Lion costume in the Wizard of Oz was made from real lions

8.) Fathers determine the height of the child, while the mother determines the weight

9.) The Pope has been known to wear red Prada shoes

10.) The Mona Lisa used to hang on Napoleon's bedroom wall

11.) All the US presidents have worn glasses--some just don't like being seen wearing them in public

12.) The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off

13.) The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it

14.) Every drop of seawater contains approximately 1 billion gold atoms

15.) A German WWII submarine sunk due to a malfunction of the toilet

16.) 9 out of 10 people believe Thomas Edison invented the light bulb; he didn't...Joseph Swan did.

17.) Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a 50,000 word novel , none of which contained the letter "e"

18.) On average a 4 year old child asks 437 questions per day (this one is of particular interest because my little beauty turns 4 on November 15th...something to look forward to I see!LOL)

19.) Nondairy creamer is flammable

20.) The Ottoman Empire once had seven emporers in seven months, they died of (in order): burning, choking, drowning, stabbing, heart failure, poisoning and being thrown from a horse

21.) Naturalists use marshmallows to lure alligators out of swamps

22.) Coca Cola was once green

Enjoy!

Great Truths

welcome hug

Great Truths

1.) Some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue.
2.) Always keep your words soft and sweet, you may have to eat them later!
3.) Drive carefully-It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker!
4.) If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague!
5.) It may be in life that your sole purpose is to simply serve as a warning to others.
6.) Never buy a car you can't push!
7.) Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, then you don't have a leg to stand on!
8.) The early worm always gets eaten by the early bird--so sleep in late!
9.) When everything is coming your way--you are in the wrong lane!
10.)If ignorance is bliss, then why aren't more people happy?
11.) Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
12.) Don't cry because it's over--smile because it happened!
13.) We can learn alot from a box of crayons--some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors; but they all have to learn how to live in the same box!
14.) Happiness comes through doors you don't even know you left open...
15.) Have an awesome day and know that somewhere, someone has thought about you today........

I just liked these and wanted to share.

Driving along

You are correct! Good thinking!

Anybody know the answer

6 is the correct answer but most people start off with three and then you tell them to go back and count again..the fact is that most people don't get the correct number the first try because when we see the word OF it sends a signal to our brains that makes it appear to be a "V" and not an F..just a fun one I thought. Got this from psych class a long time ago.

Anybody know the answer

No there are no typo's there is a "certain" number of letter F's in the above text, read it and answer. There isn't 3,4, or 5

Driving along

Imagine yourself driving along on a wild stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1.) An old lady who is about to die

2.) An old friend who once saved your life

3.) The perfect man (woman) you have been dreaming about

Which one would you chose knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. This is a moral/ethical dilema that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be your perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never again be able to find your perfect dream lover. Think "outside the box" there is a logical answer to this quandry.

Anybody know the answer

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT
OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC
STUDY COMBINED WITH THE
EXPERIENCE OF YEARS

How many F's are in this are in the above text?

Anybody know the answer

because the cute guy was her brother-in-law/cousin???

RE: Myth like or Reality?

This whole thread has given me a headache and while Rana tried to rationalize and explain his situation in a very in-depth thread, I am still left to ponder WTH he was talking about.

In my opinion you can only truly love one person at a time, truly. You can have "feelings" of admiration, respect, friendship, trust, etc., etc. but all of these seperately do not equate to love. All of these combined and more = love.

He didn't bother to respond to Ice because I think she called it correctly and he doesn't know how to respond to her questions. I think he has confused love with other emotions.

Nevertheless, what love means to one person isn't necessarily what it will be perceived as by another. Different strokes for different folks.doh

Anybody know the answer

The driver saw the boy because it was during the daylight hours....since ya all got bored I thought I'd just give this one to ya! LOL

Anybody know the answer

All the electricity was out in town and none of the street lights or traffic signals had power. A dark limousine was cruising down the newly paved blacktop, with its headlights off. A young boy dressed totally in black (with no reflectors) stepped out to cross the street. The moon wasn’t out and the boy had no flashlight, yet the driver stopped to let the boy cross the street. How did the driver see the boy?

Anybody know the answer

I'm gonna have to dig a little deeper..you guys are just too damn good for me! LOL

Anybody know the answer

How can you make the following equation true by drawing only one straight line: 5+5+5=550 Can you figure it out?

Anybody know the answer

yep thats right

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No read it again closer

Anybody know the answer

While walking down the street I met a man. He tipped his hat and drew his cane and in this riddle I told his name. What is the man's name?

Anybody know the answer

That sounds like a logical answer to me..the man had been creamated

Anybody know the answer

What goes around the world and stays in a corner?

Midnight

Bingo.......ding, ding, ding.......you win the prize and take the cake honey! LOL

Anybody know the answer

The boys mother

Anybody know the answer

What kind of room has no windows or doors?

Try this one

The woman is a blindfolded tightrope walker at a circus. The music ended a little early, and she knew that she reached the ends, so she lost balance and fell to her death.

Damn Sassy U ON FIRE TODAY GIRL!!

Check out the midnight thread and see if ya get that one too!

LOL

Try this one

nope sorry guys not even close..think harderprofessor

Anybody know the answer

Yeah!!!!!!!!

Anybody know the answer

It has something to do with the mother giving birth and crossing the international date line right?

Try this one

The music stopped. The woman dies. Why

Yes or No

A chair

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