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If men could get pregnant.....

You are probably right....if they could figure out where to put the tampons...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: M.A.D.D

No, but what would your solution be to those who do not employ moderation in their indulgences? Let them go out and do something dangerous like eat 1000 twinkies and get behind the wheel???

Pheromones

Why do some people smell better to you?

RE: why are men called dogs?

But for the record.........a man isn't a "real" man if he feels the need to use the two worst female explatives in the english language.

As for me getting older.....I am aging like wine...every year is better than the last.wine

RE: Kiss style

I like a kiss that starts out slowly, softly and then you feel the butterflies in your tummy and the tingles in your knees......smitten thumbs up

RE: M.A.D.D

Cannabis should be legalized and taxed accordingly. Alcohol as one said above should be used in moderation but then there are those who have addictive personalities and they don't know the meaning of the word.

Piercings

Do you all find piercings in an intimate place a turn on/off?

If men could get pregnant.....

Do you think that:

1.) He'd have the next baby

2.) Birth Control would be free

3.) The birth rates would plummet

4.) There'd be more family rights in the work place

all of the above or none of the above

RE: who r you?

My 5 inch stilhetto's help me get noticed and stands heads above any competition.

RE: Simon Says.

Simon says do a cartwheel

RE: Gilley or Wizzie

Seattle had a record the other day I believe, all the poetry he posted.

RE: whats the difference between the american way of life and the british way of life ?

I have never been overseas to Europe before so I can't "judge"persay where I'd like to live, but I'd sure love to visit!

RE: Simon Says.

simon says shimmy

shimmy and shape

RE: My first online response!

Can we say CON game...........save me from these pains......oh woe is me........woe is mecrying rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHY................?

love is ever allusive........until you stop searching so hard!!!

RE: Simon Says.

simon says bang your head head banger

RE: Friends First

You should always be friends with the person before anything else

RE: Simon Says.

Simon says bow down and kiss my feet..........bowing

RE: Simon Says.

Stick out your tongue
tongue

RE: filling good!!!!!!!!!!

Go to google and type in "lung cancer" and click images....that will put in a different perspective. Big Deterrant! Good luck!!!!!!!

RE: Just my opinion......why is it

Force of habit

RE: WOOHOO - I have got a new Grandson!!!!!!!!!

Grandmother always made you feel she had been waiting to see just you all day and now the day was complete ~ Marcy DeMaree

RE: Remembering..................

Sorry for your loss..I pray that time will heal you and the memories one day bring you comfort.hug

RE: WOOHOO - I have got a new Grandson!!!!!!!!!

Congrats Granny!!!!! How wonderful!!!!! Give him kisses and enjoy him while he's tiny cuz they grow so fast!!!!!cheering applause

planting a garden

Nope but I hear Weed-B-Gone is great!!!!!!! LOL

planting a garden

Plant Your Garden Today

Plant your garden today

First, plant 3 rows of peas;
Patience
Promptness
Prayer

Next, plant 3 rows of squash;
Squash gossip
Squash indifference
Squash criticism

Then, plant 4 rows of lettuce;
Let us Obey the Lord
Let us be Loyal
Let us be true to our Obligations
Let us be unselfish

Finish, with 4 rows of turnip;
Turn up when Needed
Turn up with a Smile
Turn up with a Vision
Turn up with Determination

Beauty Tips

welcome.....I guess I'm feeling a deeper side to me today, perhaps I'm growing more in touch w/ my emotions..maybe PMS?? Who knows..lol

Beauty Tips

Beauty Tips
by Audrey Hepburn
For attractive lips,
Speak words of kindness.

For lovely eyes,
Seek out the good in people.

For a slim figure,
Share your food with the hungry.

For beautiful hair,
Let a child run his fingers through it once a day.

For poise,
Walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone.

People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed, revived, reclaimed and redeemed. Never throw out anybody.

Remember: if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find One at the end of your arm. As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.

RE: How often do you COOK

I cook almost daily, I have two kids so I can't get out of it..but I do truly enjoy it.

The things I enjoy cooking are:
Lasagna
Fettucini
Ziti
Baking anything pies, bread, cakes

kind of sweet i think

Some of the most significant messages people

deliver to one another often come in just three

words. When spoken or conveyed, those statements

have the power to forge new friendships, deepen

old ones and restore relationships that have

cooled.


The following three word phrases can enrich

every

relationship:

I’LL BE THERE - Being there for another person

is

the greatest gift we can give. When we are truly

present for other people, important things

happen

to them and to us. We are renewed in love and

friendship. We are restored emotionally and

spiritually. ‘Being there’ is at the very, very

core of civility.

I MISS YOU - Perhaps more marriages could be

salvaged and strengthened if couples simply and

sincerely said to each other, “I miss you.” This

powerful affirmation tells partners they are

wanted, needed, desired and loved.

I RESPECT YOU - Respect is another way of

showing

love. Respect conveys the feeling that another

person is a true equal. It is a powerful way to

affirm the importance of a relationship.

MAYBE YOU’RE RIGHT - This phrase is highly

effective in diffusing an argument and restoring

frayed emotions. The flip side of “maybe you’re

right” is the humility of admitting “maybe I’m

wrong.”

PLEASE FORGIVE ME - Many broken relationships

could be restored and healed if people would

admit their mistakes and ask for forgiveness.

All

of us are vulnerable to faults, foibles and

failures. A man should never be ashamed to own

up

to he has been in the wrong, which is by saying,

in other words, that he is wiser today than he

was yesterday.

I THANK YOU - Gratitude is an exquisite form of

courtesy. People who enjoy the companionship of

good, close friends are those who don’t take

daily courtesies for granted. They are quick to

thank their friends for their many expressions

of

kindness. On the other hand, people whose circle

of friends is severely constricted often do not

have the attitude of gratitude.

COUNT ON ME - “A friend is one who walks in when

others walk out.”

“Loyalty is an essential ingredient for true

friendship; it is the emotional glue that bonds

people. Those who are rich in their

relationships

tend to be steady and true friends. When

troubles

come, a good friend is there, indicating “you

can

count on me.”

LET ME HELP - The best of friends see a need and

try to fill it. When they spot a hurt they do

what they can to heal it. Without being asked,

they pitch in and help.

I UNDERSTAND YOU - People become closer and

enjoy

each other more if they feel the other person

accepts and understands them. Letting others

know

in so many little ways that you understand him

or

her is one of the most powerful tools for

healing

your relationship.

GO FOR IT - Some of your friends may be non-conformists,

have unique projects and unusual

hobbies. Support them in pursuing their

interests.

Rather than urging your loved ones to conform,

encourage their uniqueness - everyone has dreams

that no one else has.

I suppose the 3 little words that you were

expecting to see have to be reserved for those

who are special; that is I LOVE YOU.

– Author Unknown

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