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Oxymoron

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Oxymoron

Early in one morning, late at night
Two dead boys got up to fight
One was blind, the other one couldn't see
So they called the devil for referee
Back to back they faced each other
Pulled out their swords and shot each other
The deaf cop heard the noise
And went to arrest the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!


devil

RE: We are not alone.

MIND FREAK!! MIND FREAK!! MIND FREAK!! MIND FREAK!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHAT'S THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO LIVE IN ?...AND WHY ?

Sorry, just found out !!

Happy birthday Gilly applause party

RE: what country is the best country in the world for civil and human rights ?

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I think you're right, he's just looking to get people's knee-jerk reactions and then leaves through the back door.

And you're also right about every country trying to do their best about civil rights.
For me, North Africa has no equal. Those people will give you the shirt off their back! The U.S is also a very great country, the people here have big hearts. Europe I'm biased against. My worst years have been living in Europe and anti-antisemitism there is well and alive. The brown is not welcome in Europe, just tolerated.

thumbs up good post HeartsDesire61

RE: Backpacking Through Europe, anyone done it?

" There are many places without provisions. "

You mean like our rest areas??? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: PSSSSST.EVERYONE,COME IN HERE.GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU....

Oh, okay, thanks for clarifying rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: PSSSSST.EVERYONE,COME IN HERE.GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU....

And redheads??? confused

RE: Backpacking Through Europe, anyone done it?

Done that at 17 one summer. It was really cool. We started from my home town, Marseilles, and went through Austria, Switzerland, Germany, Luxembourg Holland, Belgium and back south to France.

As far as advice, just have plenty of cash for trains, bring a good map ( we have GPS nowadays, though) Someone who knows how to navigate and speak more then just English and the other usuals ( good boots, water, blah blah )

Now that was 1987, I don't know what the experience will be nowadays, I mean a lot, but a lot of Europeans harbor negative attitudes toward Americans so you might bring someone who speaks fluent French without an accent, like....Me! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why do people lie about their age??

People like us age like wine, not vinegar rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Mine was the way around though tongue

RE: Why do people lie about their age??

When I was 20 I looked 15, when I was 30 I looked 20 and now I'm 37 and I look 30. I had to show ID to people to convince them I was my age.
Why would anyone believe someone would try to make him/herself older than they actually are? ( legal stuff put aside, of course)

RE: why is it so hard?

She's out there Scott, only thing is would you know her if you saw her? handshake

RE: Why do people lie about their age??

"I think a person who posts a 20 year old picture and believes he/she looks the same has some mental issues."

Mental Issues!!!!
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RE: what is your favorite fragrance for men to wear?

I have sinusitis so most the time I have a hard time distinguishing odors but when I do, I'm like a hound! As far as "scent of a woman" goes there are only two smells I distinguish, sweat and Yummyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Why do people lie about their age??

Oh...Oh, a little bit here and little bit there, I see. Why do I now feel like a doggy waiting for his treat? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Was this the "age" thread? I forget laugh

RE: Why get Divorced?

jaw drop I'll buy ya a "round tuit" soon, buddy!

RE: Why do people lie about their age??

Missed you too! How's the internet traffic in Mexico...That slow? that you can't visit more often? rolling on the floor laughing Have they heard of Fiber-Optics yet? laugh wink

RE: Why do people lie about their age??

I can see teenagers lying about their age to get in a club or buy cigs but adults? Maybe some women lie about their age too and there are some who won't even mention it but lying about it is just plain...Juvenile!

Hi Beauti wave hug

RE: this is me and this is wot i am

Have seen you around before. Welcome back! wave

RE: would the world be a better place if mankind was extinced & would u sacrafice yourself to save .....

It is the end of this system of things and the beginning of a new one. The changes happening now are only precursors of things to come. The weather, the air, earth and its crust, the deep magma and the ozone layer, Humanity, the sun and the universe all are reacting to an inevitable calling, a heralding of a new era, a new age and a new realm where the physical and spiritual finally espouse each other in divine harmony and peace. Both realms are violently churned and chaotically "compressed" in a symbiotic coupling.
It's been a long time coming, billions of our years yet a fraction of a second compared to the infinity of existence.
We all feel it, in the back of our mind. Every creature, physical and spiritual will be affected and changed.
It cannot be changed, it cannot be stopped.
Your question is noble but futile. Still, would I sacrifice myself to stop it?
I personally, if I ever could, would not even think of such a blasphemy.

Manc31! Nice to see you! wave

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

Your words validate my presumptions about you. If there is but one person who truly understands the meanings of my posts and some of my " wordings" then my writings haven't been in vain.
Indeed, it is good to know a kindred soul who shares in the same spirit.
Standing side by side under His luminescent emanation filtering through the window of our reality.
Need I say more...?

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

It could be one explaination. I have heard that from several people.

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

I don't believe one can completely leave their body while OBE, otherwise what exactly is sustaining the body? I believe we are " Indivisible Dualities" so as far as that's concerned I'm not too worried about it.
Furthermore, I wouldn't do that as the end-all and be-all of the experience. It happened once beyond my control and I don't exactly feel like using it as a game. One thing comes to me while writing this. It reads something like:
( not exact quote ) " There are those who enter the house of the Father through the front gate... and those who climb over the wall at the back and steal..." something about treasures this or another...

My point is I wouldn't mess with anything I don't know or have had advance knowledge or wisdom about. I understand there may be people who do those kind of things but let's just say I know better.

RE: "Practice Dates"

Damn! Hell, I've been out of the dating scene for a bit but gosh, I haven't lived as a hermit! rolling on the floor laughing
And practice date? How exactly does that work? Do you tell yourself you're not fooling your date while you're actually faking to want to be there with this particular person?

Wouldn't it be safer to take your blow up doll to the restaurant and movie theater?? rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

Good advice, thank you! thumbs up

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

OK... The brain is a mysterious instrument of self-realization and illusion/delusion.
I guess it must've been a trip rolling on the floor laughing just don't know where to laugh

RE: WHAT'S THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO LIVE IN ?...AND WHY ?

Always glad to be of help....tip hat

RE: HAVE YOU ANY BIG REGRETS ABOUT LIFE ?...DO YOU WISH YOU COULD CHANGE ANYTHING ABOUT LIFE ?

Jerry Springer....Well, it was worst than I thought! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: WHAT'S THE WORST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO LIVE IN ?...AND WHY ?

True! thumbs up

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

Then we DO have something in common, you and I, for my experience is somewhat the same and also this:

" Note that no religion or church had anything to do with this change in me. The certainty that I have now did not come from the teaching of some pastor - it was God who gave it to me."

...is also the same. Glad to meet a kindred soul

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