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RE: do you listen to gossip, or just go with the flow.

I don't care about the gossip, nor people who post threads just to post them without thinking it's a stupid question...

Not you I mean certain others...

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

People are usually scared of the things they don't understand comfort

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

I'm just talking about Out of body experiences, not "near death".
But thanks!

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

I have my theories but nothing solid yet, just wanted to know how common it was.
Thanks!

How many of you have had an out of body experience?

How many time and what do you make of it?
I had one in 2003... Too weird.dunno

RE: is the struggle for civil rights in america south africa and the rest of the world finally over now

Maybe you should ask Snoop Dogg and the Dog Pound... They can answer that question better than anyone on CS rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Anyone for a Good old fashioned chat????

rolling on the floor laughing applause cheers hug wine

RE: Anyone for a Good old fashioned chat????

Let's not chat about anything!! That way maybe we'll ALL get along! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Well Done IRAN

yeah, well said applause applause

RE: Anyone for a Good old fashioned chat????

wave handshake hug

RE: Well Done IRAN

Rome was not able to contain "barbarians" pouring into its borders and wage war on so many different fronts. It's civilization, decadent and greedy, fell.
Is the U.S in prophecy in the book of Revelation as the "harlot"?

If our administration is displeased about weapons infiltration from Iran, why not take over Iraq's borders and secure them? Is it because we'd do a poorer job as the Mexico border?
If a thief enters your house because you left it unlocked, would you arrest the thief's family?

RE: how did you choose your profile name and why.

I hated my father for a long time, but ship, hate will sour you inside and fill your heart with evil... I let go of the hate 10 years ago and I'm a happier being. Try it, it's divine!!

Mysticalguy...Well, I'm a mystical guy rolling on the floor laughing that's all there is to it.

RE: Well Done IRAN

Peace to you peace dear... Thinking twice is better than War! hug

RE: Well Done IRAN

Like I said, dear, I HAVE to use conventional "religious" words for lack of better terms... I'll be working on a whole new Universal Power dictionary shortly...As soon as I can get a "round tuit", I hear I can buy those in New York rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Well Done IRAN

Did you really see quoting marks around 'our lord' in my post?
Look at it again, honey.

RE: Well Done IRAN

You're just assuming that I'm talking "religion". I'm not about that, I just use the terms so as to not invent my own alien vocabulary in order for you stone-hearted people to relate.

Just read my CS ID and if you think I'm still religious then don't bother with me, it'll be a waste of your time, sweetie. comfort

RE: who are the people we should really listen to these days and take notice of ?.and why listen to them

I think Mikey Mouse is always right and sooooo wise. My life has been a party as long as I take advice from the ol' wise Mouse. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: do you feel lucky.

LUCK is the god of this world... barf

RE: Well Done IRAN

WOW... I guess all this reaffirms my suspicions: our Lord IS going to have to deal with us HARSHLY.

I'll just have to stand there, take it like a man and then cheer it on.

RE: Well Done IRAN

scold

This is so stupid people. What is to gain by posting such a thread? Even if what you say is correct, everyone should know one government isn't better than another...One country isn't better than another.
This is so stupid, guys. What is to gain by insulting someone who expresses what he feels, as a matter of fact, we did me a service, I haven't seen the news in a few days and he informed me of something I didn't know.
This is so stupid, friends. When are we going to wake up to the fact that the powers that be have rigged the whole process of government all over the world and are using our so-called "values" and "opinions" and "beliefs" against us...
I suggest we search our hearts and get our head outta of our arses and LOOK, SEE, DISCERN and UNDERSTAND for ouselves what is REALLY going on in our crazy world and not count on someone else to do it for us.

Let's leave the sheeps pack and become what we were TRULY meant to be as Human Beings and INDIVIDUAL expressions of LIFE, our Creator :
Princes above ALL creation and Rulers of our Universe...
Can we ever dream of attaining such majestic positions if we keep relying on our dumb minds and take our brain farts as gospel??
I pray you people think before you stink!!frustrated

RE: who left and who didn't

I missed you, beauty... I was glad to see ya back !yay

RE: If I Build It Will They Come???

Yes, that is ALL we need...( besides a job, a car, electricity, gas, oil, clothes, food, computers... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing )

hug wave bluebabsie !!

RE: Opening my mind up......it's a dangerous thing

100% Agree with you, Ice! I hope some of those students will keep your words to heart... peace

RE: "...the time of dread..."

Good one!! thumbs up cheers

Okay... Beer or Whiskey?

I find drinking beer puts me in a depressing mood, I don't drink beer often, almost never.
I used to drink whiskey often and I felt fine with it...
For those of you with negative thoughts, no, I'm not an alcoholic, never have been never will be.
Just thought I'd bring it up is all.

Dear Wife

Dear Wife,
During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times.
I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days.
The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often:

54 times the sheets were clean
17 times it was too late
49 times you were too tired
20 times it was too hot
15 times you pretended to be asleep
22 times you had a headache
17 times you were afraid of waking the baby
16 times you said you were too sore
12 times it was the wrong time of the month
19 times you had to get up early
9 times you said weren't in the mood
7 times you were sunburned
6 times you were watching the late show
5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo
3 times you said the neighbors would hear us
9 times you said your mother would hear us

Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because:

6 times you just laid there
8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling
4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with
7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished
1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move

KEEP READING.......!!!!!!!!

========================================

TO MY DEAR HUSBAND:

I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did:

5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat
36 times you did not come home at all
21 times you didn't come with energy
33 times you came too soon
19 times you went soft before you got in
38 times you worked too late
10 times you got cramps in your toes
29 times you had to get up early to play golf
2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls
4 times you got it stuck in your zipper
3 times you had a cold and your nose was running
2 times you had a splinter in your finger
20 times you lost the motion after thinking about it all day
6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book
98 times you were too busy watching TV

Of the times we did get together:

The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets.

I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?"

The time you felt me move was because I was trying to breathe!

Once you read this letter you have to keep it going.

This game has been played since 1996.


So here are the rules:

If you read this on a Sunday, wish for a good week
If you read this on a Monday, wish for money
If you read this on a Tuesday, wish for success
If you read this on a Wednesday, wish for love
If you read this on a Thursday, wish for anything you want
If you read this on a Friday, wish for a really hot date
If you read this on a Saturday, wish for an important phone call

RE: What Position do you like

Sipping my gin'n'juice in the stands rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What is a friend ?

laugh Ex used to say it's where they cut my wings laugh

RE: who is your favorite cartoon charecter?

Mr. Incredible! Fights for justice, a rebel, a regular guy, a father, a husband and he cracks me up!! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Gotta get that Bombvoyage guy though, c'mon...

RE: What is a friend ?

My shoulder was dislocated and muscle torn but oh well, I found out I had two extra ribs when I went to the doc for x-rays, he said about 20% of people have that... Always wondered why my lower neck muscles hurt when I carried a load, now I know why.

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