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RE: Have u ever feel shy to do or talk something?

Oh dear, this thread will be pulled anytime soon.

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Guiri enters the building with his beloved sass, after dancing the light fantastic all evening.

Sommer stands there wiping sleep from her eyes, looking for her husband who seems to have absconded to the international site selling my shoes, 'What dya mean not happy and EU in one sentence? I think we need Brussels to address this sorry situation' She barked at him.

Guiri looked at Sass, 'this woman is impossible to talk to' And they left to go sing some more songs.

Any moment now, Brussels should be here, after she has taken herself out of those trousers and left that man, cor he was nice.

And Smoky should be back soon.

RE: A special offer for women

Mail Ambrose, he should be able to help you.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Ah there you are, I asked where you were on Page two, I was met with a 'we haven't got to her yet'

I was promised a new dress, look at me, still in this old thing.

I hear ya, girlfriend. I feel for all these new lassies, I should have gone with the real Captain, he would have taken care of me...

Sheesh indeed.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

I'll 'high maintenance wench' you in a minute she said with a few heaves of her bosom tightened by laces.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Good lord, you are supposed to pillage them... You're a pirate.

You raid ships that are transporting the wealthy, to feed us the poor ones and ensure this ship survives.

God, you are not very good pirates are you? How am I supposed to do my job?

RE: Have u ever feel shy to do or talk something?

Why hold out so long for an apology, apologies should not be forced, used as a bargaining tool, they should come from the person's soul.

I will not be asking any person anything, I don't have to confirm anything with anybody, I don't know either of you.

But posting emails is not good.

RE: Have u ever feel shy to do or talk something?

My point is not protecting you, it is this lady's behaviour of exposing a private situation, maybe because she is hurting or whatever reasons, but there are means and ways of dealing with her feelings rather than exposing anyone to this.

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The story can grow Rodders... Don't you fret about that.

RE: Have u ever feel shy to do or talk something?

So from a few words on a screen and let's face it, in the great scheme of things, you have come to the conclusion that Jash is a liar?

I think you are being cruel in doing this in public, why does he deserve this?

Because you say so?

RE: Breaking News............ :)

I like that one Awesome. Baba Yaga.

RE: Breaking News............ :)



Oh yes.

RE: Breaking News............ :)

Dang, and I have such fun with that.

RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

I am, as for Tina.

Well only she can be behaving none of the time.

RE: A special offer for women

Oh now, I want to borrow the croc shoes.

What size are you?

RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

Wooohooo... Arlene is here.

Hi gorgeous.

RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

Oh darling, there are a few I know.

Still, we can have a giggle.

RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

Feathers.

RE: PILLOW FIGHT!

Underwear?

I'm still talking shoes.

Ambrose? Time you came in here, you have an audience...

RE: A special offer for women

Ooooh.

Post it, post it.

RE: A special offer for women

So, I'll stop the Western Union transfer?

There i was about to send thousands and declare my love for you in public...

Plus send you my savings from my father that is secretly locked away?

No, you only want the shoes this thread authour is flogging.

RE: A special offer for women

I wore a towel on my head this morning, I looked quite cute.

I tried my hardest not to post a thread.

Yep, I just read that didn't I?

RE: A special offer for women

Oh dear, order as many AC Milan shirts as you like.

I'll make it up to you, when I get my grubby paws on you.

RE: A special offer for women

Well to be honest, I am frigging gutted. I thought you were coming to Europe...

Shocking!

RE: A special offer for women

Ya know, it is good to see you.

Wow, that must be amazing, you look stunning as always too.

RE: A special offer for women

Where you been anyways?

Not before time you made an appearance...

RE: A special offer for women

Don't talk crap, call yourself a man. It's just shoes!

RE: A special offer for women

That's fine, to go with the thousands you have. I'll shrink them in the tumble dryer, I could clothe an orphanage in Cambodia with the ones you already have.

Talk to me about shoe space!!!

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I'll do it tomorrow.

Wait till Robert and Smoky see this, they will write.

I love tin foil, I want a coat made out of it.

grin

RE: A special offer for women

I'll make you feel All Randy if you promise not to sell my shoes.

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