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RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

I'm happy heaving bosoms and scrubbing floors, keeps me outta trouble.

You take control my girl and put him straight.

He's a bit of a cutie though.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Oh, you're going soft now.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Ooooh, summer, you are really being assertive now, I bet ARG is all a dither.

Afternoon sista wench.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Heaving bosoms are what you pirates love...

I do? SO that's where it went?

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Oh I am looking forward to being with him Ama, the brat is the best.

RE: I'm fuming

O'm not sure whether to feel comforted or alarmed.

Last tragedgy on French soil was???

2001, Concorde.

That was sad too.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Thank god you are here...

I'll do whatever you say, just save me from the doldrums of word games, 'he is a liar and a cheater' he told me he loved on the forums and he sent me a flower' threads....

I'll heave my bosom, I'll scrub and turn down your bed, I'll even hold your toothbrush while you brush your teeth, gaze at you adoringly while you do that off road dirt stuff you bang on about.

Perhaps you could gain my golf clubs back that you took from me, to save me running off with a hole in onner...

And my shoes and help me unlace my bosom, so I can at least have a round and then I'll be back.

Yes?

RE: women dating men

Not often I agree with you, but you get my support on this one, you long haired lout.

That is for calling me a spinster...

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

And just as crappy and cheap...

wink bouquet

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Sommer is in her place.

Now, C'ptain, wot ya gonna do????

She can smile her way out of duct tape, shackles are a tad trickier...

Still, Sommer is not daft, she'll find a way.

Unless of course, you really can get her to beg...

(Twice Sommer has been begged to beg in this thread, just FYI)

RE: I'm fuming

I'm a bit unsure as to your thoughts on this.

You say your problem is the war on terror? Or whatever?

I do have to say that yes, an aircraft such as that should not have been stricken by lightening alone, I would like to think that the engineering of planes has factored that problem into the building of crafts.

What is it that you are fuming about? The war on terror? Or the sad, sorry loss of so many lives?

Fuming will not help anyone, certainly not those who have lost loved ones through terrorism or faulty aircraft.

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Man is in Europe, only son in US and as the snooty nosed brat is coming up 21, I feel I should be there to cook, clean his windows and feed his mates...

Okay, let me have a fink and I will do it...

You had better keep it going though...

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And Sommer wink at Kid and says 'hi, don't be shy, come on in'

RE: FOR THE MEN ...Do you really do this WOMEN: do you want them to do it

RE: Why Macedonia in EU and NATO?!

I'm wondering how Croatia feel right now...

RE: Having Too much Money is a problem ?

Only for those that do not how to spend it...

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Now that's more like it...

I love an assertive man.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Oi, as much as I have been scrubbing and sweating and heaving bosoms, I can still raise a perfectly manicured eyebrow that will have you running to release the lifeboat...

RE: Lying about your age - is it acceptable? How much is acceptable?

Hi finch.

Who measured shoes against the quality of a relationship?

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For Robert.

Uncle Robert come home...

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Symbol will be back, I'm certain. Wordie is for me a complete scream, I mean who else could order a pink lappie?

Ama, the story will continue when I can think straight, at the moment, my apartment is scattered with notes, packing for my trip, I will miss Austria, it is a place where I found peace and harmony in my life, although am looking forward to seeing my son.

RE: Have u ever feel shy to do or talk something?

Hum.

We were? So, if I am nice to my guy, he will not stray?

You are not doing anything to ingratiate your fellow men there are you Gem?

With your sentence you are stating that a man is unable to remain faithful if his woman is in a bad mood.

Walked right into that one you did.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Hum...

My loyalties are being torn right now, I don't want to see them go down, I mean all my scrubbing will have gone to waste.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

You have a hell of a plan there.

What you goona do if I go and wake them up?

RE: How YoU INtTRoDuCe YOurSeLF With ThE GIRL/GUY YoU LIkE??????????

Ah bless you.

Do you mean in public or when approaching a lady?

RE: Have u ever feel shy to do or talk something?

Whereas we enter our prime and drive men wild...

Ja?

RE: America, I'm coming to get you!

Only Ocee, only you.

bouquet

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Oh yes, I remained on board as I had faith and I was met with cheek, insolence. Although I could practice my heaving bosom routine... That was good and I can lace my bodice up in record time now.

Maybe they are asleep in the deck below, having drunk some rum, I saw a few bottles overboard.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Heaves bosom...

At last. I bet you could pillage a dyson for me and a new mop.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

I think he needs to take all of us, Summer. We can't leave them to this ramshackle effort.

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