Is that a fact? I assumed only decent folk were the ones to tell others that they were decent and the ones they were telling were in fact, undecent or indecent.
Fighting for car parking spaces in church. Just a bloody travesty.
See, I never wanted lots of dates until I 'found' the right one, I took my time and I sat back and just enjoyed the banter on the forums.
I really did want a relationship, but I did not lay all my hopes on this place, I made some close friends and in a way being here was a therapy for me, in all honesty and it got me through a cold winter when I first moved here, when I was recovering from my previous relationship and I just wanted to stay home.
The fact that a person dropped out of the sky talking about airport behaviour, was nothing other than a bonus for me. I did not expect it at all, it happened and I have not looked back.
Today, before the store closes, you have an opportunity to grab some bargains.
In aisle 3, we have Lusty Lago who will promote, very quickly our special range of jock straps for you sporting gentlemen needing to keep that tackle in place whilst doing all those (sighs) powerful outdoor pursuits'
He will play a video for you, displaying this offer not to be missed'
'If the gentleman who had to shout over the PA system to get her attention had pretended he was five years old and stuck his hand up her skirt, he could have had it whipped off in a heartbeat'
'Please note our store is closing in fifteen minutes, please make your way to the checkout and the fainted Grandmother is free of charge and if I'm feeling really generous, if you take her you can have another one, yes you heard it here folks, free!'
'If the gentleman shouting over the PA system at the women stacking tomawtoes, had any sense he would have marched up to her, rustled her polyester skirt and told her to put the tomawtoes down and carried her out of there'
'Would the gentleman in his y fronts, (you should have purchased them here, they look nasty) please stop attempting to make love to the woman from the fruit section over the frozen chickens.'
Sommerauer71 Forum Posts (12,414)
RE: A special offer for women
Erm, hang on!I can live with the deal on the negotiations on the shoes.
Me? Am a different matter, I don't come cheap ya knows?