I have just seen this and while I sit at your office desk, I am going to remind you of this, next time you leave me sitting in the bloody pub on my own!
Yep, us mothers know how to go someway to fixing a broken heart. And don't tell me that is what you do, my son had one once and he came home and had my Shepherd's Pie, a sob, a hug and a sleep.
I could not bear to think of him going out again and having one night stands. Although, I am sure he has.
Never mind admiring yourself in the mirror with your new look, I want reports on how the flouncing is going.
Have a shave will you, I don't like stubble.
Speakingof which, for the last six months, Captain has been sporting a slug above his lip. Tempting as it was to shave it off in his sleep, I resisted the urge.
This time, although it took me an hour to notice when I arrived, all lovely and clean shaven. Slug has gone.
Okay, here is your step by step guide to flouncing.
1. Shout a bit that nobody is paying attention to you.
2. When nobody pays any attention then pout.
3. (this bit is tough s'pecially for you as you have no hair) Get your hair all forward on your face, bend your head towards your chest, then swing your head back while still pouting, raise your right hand and strop over to the door, swing it open and then march out, elegantly of course and do not slam the door, it is never good. Close it gently, the impact is much more when this is undertaken.
4. Go home and pout one a glass of wine and practice dancing in the mirror to the ice skating sketch while everyone talks about you.
5. Drop back later and demand a coffee from yourself and act like nothing has happened and don't forget the shocked incensed look when people state that you flounce.
6. Yes?
Super. Do it a few times, I can recommend hair extensions, this will make it easier for you. Report back when you have perfected this.
Lying with malicious intent to hurt a person is one thing, when a person is unhappy, confused, feels desperation and is afraid then I can understand that a person would lie.
I am not part of the brigade, I never cheat, I never lie, not becuase I do cheat and I do lie, but because I have enough emotional intelligence to know that I cannot say that I would not.
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RE: Irritating phrases
Pleasure.