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RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Raises eyebrow.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Sshhhhhssssssss!!!!

He's back.

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

You would have been impressed J, he was brilliant.

Yes, one thing I am grateful for is my grandmother's influence as a child in that having a closed mind could be very dangerous and to always explore my curiosity and my feelings.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Rubs hands in glee.

I love a good old thrashing.

Where do you want me?

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

Hello you dress wearing, wig wearing and high heel wearing MALE?

Do you wear bloomers too?

One can hope, I love a man in bloomers.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

(Rubs mouth)

Yes we have...

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

Oh it gets better.

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

It was pretty diablocal at times G, I must admit.

Still, there were some good contributions amongst the ones attacking this young man and accusing him of being something that he was not.

Fair play to him, he handled it beautifully.

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

Pinklips.

AM glad to see you came back.

This was a question by a person, a straight man, not in any way was she suggesting that he was doing what you thought he was doing.

And even if he was, he asked for opinions, not judgements.

Now, you came back and I am pleased.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

And then none of the time.

We are buxom wenches, we are not ladies. Our teeth are black, out hair knotted...

RE: How would you feel if the man you had been dating told you he was bi?

Yes indeed G.

Honestly, it is any wonder sometimes that people get racked off.

The poor guy was bloody annilliated earlier in the thread and handled it well and now again.

Jesus.

RE: ahhhhhhhhh the new guy

Lol!


Welcome Mike.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

grin

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Well my mouth is wide open now, I am about to be rescued...

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Oh no, poor Wilbur is having problems you lot staring at her.

And Summer will get cross.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Oi, you got me on ere, saving the day, with my ferrett.

The British Navy? Crap they are.

What dyya wan go with them for, when CS has it's own navy.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Don't be smutty now, Pat...

Swishes petticoats...

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Judas.

How could you want a beach and lovely lady ladies when there is a ferret on a leaky ship to be had, all sweaty and mucky and looking at you with those eyes???

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

I really did just write that didn't I?

Cosy I is, here have some pizza... The excitement is too much...

Glass of wine?

RE: one of the worst things i ever did

Oh fred.

I had to smile at your post. Especially the bit about shooting at your sister's dolls.

You are giving yourself too hard a time. Forgive yourself.

I'll tell you what I did when I was ten.

My dad had this goldfish pond, I used to catch them in a net and lay them in the sun and watch them wriggle to death. Then I was so scared my dad would notice that I buried them in the garden and then my dad had it tarmaced.

Oh the guilt, it was only when I was 21 that I fessed up to him and he said he often wondered where his goldfish had gone and had spent years shouting at the cat for it...

I am not suggesting at any time that it is okay to treat animals in this way and I sort of get where you are coming from a little.

My brother once decided to bathe a kitten, in cold water. Poor thing was in shock and it died.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Yep, and some wine, I am sick of rum.

Got the duvet?

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

You might not wanna watch this Rodders, it might be a bit mucky.

But if you fancy getting down and dirty, we have a ferret running around that may need a wash.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Are you ready?

I might order pizza.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Well get on with it then...

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

It's gonna be messy is it...

Where is that bloody Summer?

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Oh bloody hell.

I think I might need a glass of wine for this...

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

Good.

RE: The voyages and adventures of the Connectus and the Singulus

SUMMER!!!

I am reading this through parted fingers!

Do not take him up on his offer.

RE: I'm fuming

I'm already in enough trouble over in the International Shreds.

Have you seen lately? I am dead meat when he reads what he has been going on the pirates ship.

I'm scared and am standing behind you.

RE: I'm fuming

He's bonking Sommer.

And they would not be so interested.

Sorry, could not help it.

Slay me will you.

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