eyesthatknowwhy Forum Posts (1,405)

RE: The first long weekend of the summer begins

Just to clarify - the 10 inches of snow gordy is braggin' about is at higher elevation. Downtown whitehorse is yet to keep snow - alot of rain and sleet and wind! Wish it would snow all ready - hate cold rain! but then again, milder weather is easier on the heating fuel and it is nice not to have to scrape windows yet.

RE: WORD UP!

curve

get a WORD in edgewise!!!!

stompin'

RE: For all the Wordy people, where do they all come from.

easy

RE: WORD UP!

Flex

get a WORD in edgewise!!!!

Pickin'

RE: For all the Wordy people, where do they all come from.

Look

RE: Highway of Heroes -Tribute to Canadian troops KIA

Thank you for posting this tribute...gives us alot to think about...from a very proud Canadian

RE: Renters problems with Landlord

No problems with Landlords...one just has to be savvy and informed. And I agree Gord, there are tenants from hell!!!
Just signed my lease for my new place and (knock on wood) am hoping for the best.
In most provinces there is strong protection for tenants. In Saskatchewa it is called the office of the rentalsmen and they advocate against slumlords and landlords that refuse to meet legal dwelling standards and to repair essential services. In my work with persons with disabilities I often witnessed them (as low income persons as well) being taken advantage of and living in next to squalor conditions. So...I would take the time to advocate for them in a diplomatic and organized fashion and was usually successful.

RE: For all the Wordy people, where do they all come from.

break

get a WORD in edgewise!!!!

banjo

RE: WORD UP!

strength

RE: For all the Wordy people, where do they all come from.

Sabbath

get a WORD in edgewise!!!!

fine

RE: WORD UP!

wall

RE: Quotes... feel free to add your favorite ones.

" I am not afraid, I was born to do this"
Joan of Arc
and which will be my tattoo as soon as I have the extra cash and guts!

RE: Turkey...

Have a wonderful and blessed Thanksgiving Kim...
I am not working on Turkey day...that is why we are having a ham!
Happy Thanksgiving from all of us to all of yous!!!

so what would you do...

Thanks Trucker...sincerely

ummm wtf...
was just one of those things I was thinking about and ...but I have to say not quite the responses I expected for the most part. It is very obvious that there are people who do believe that others are "for sale"...and that could not be farther from the truth...just saying.
So, hope you all remembered to buy your tickets

so what would you do...

....if you were the winner of Lotto Max?
Me? 1. Go visit my banker 2. Tell Glen and a few others 3. get a lawyer 3. Change my phone number 4. Quit my effing job 5. Go house shopping 6. go vehicle shopping 7. Book some flights to see my family in Sask and out to TO for his....relax, relax and relax and
shop!!! ( and yes of course I would share and donate etc, etc...am just talking about the first few things you would do!)

RE: For Gordo, Brew, and Geo... from Bri

yes, but kinda funny you have to admit!!!
Thought Brian would like this one..well, and everyone for that matter:


I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

...and how was your day?

RE: Hi I'm new here

Hi....welcome....enjoy

RE: Temptations

very nice

RE: THE DIFFERENCE WHEN YOU MARRY A CANADIAN GIRL

Tough girls come from New York, sweet girls come from Alabama, but we CANADIAN girls have fire and ice in our blood. We can drive four wheelers, play hockey, can be a princess, or throw left hooks; drink and hunt with the boys, then cook like mom, and we are raised with hearts of gold. Most of.........all ......we have an opinion, and ...you ...know you're going to hear it.

Heada Scratchers...

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS:


1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. Bad decisions make good stories.

10. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

13. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

14. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

15. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

16. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

7. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet my behind everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!

Heada Scratchers...

IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:

My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but
they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Winnipeg , Manitoba .


IDIOT SIGHTING:

I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Toronto , Ontario .


IDIOT SIGHTING:

The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an co- worker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind
people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She is a government employee in Montreal , P.Q.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
side door. As I watched from the
passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that
it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Guelph , Ontario


STAY ALERT! They walk among us...
They do walk among us and they vote, too.

Heada Scratchers...

Somehow, don't think us Canadians are too far behind; read on...

IDIOT SIGHTING :
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave
the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4..25, so I also handed her a quarter..

She said, 'you gave me too much money.'

I said,'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request.
I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but
they could not do that kind of thing.' The clerk then proceeded to give me
back 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at MacD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING:

We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the
opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady,
you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and
he said,
'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two..'

We haven't used Sears repair since. Happened in Ottawa


IDIOT SIGHTING :

I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the local
township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out
here! I don't think this is a
good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

Story from Collingwood , Ontario


more to come....

Heada Scratchers...

.....
OK. Here we go!!
* FIRST PLACE *

This year's runaway First Place Stella Award winner was: Mrs. Merv Grazinski, of Oklahoma City , Oklahoma , who purchased new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, from an OU football game, having driven on to the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the driver's seat to go to the back of the Winnebago to make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Also not surprisingly, Mrs. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually leave the driver's seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her -- are you sitting down? --- $1,750,000 PLUS a new motor home. Winnebago actually changed their manuals as a result of this suit, just in case Mrs. Grazinski has any relatives who might also buy a motor home.

Heada Scratchers...

Stella Awards
It's time again for the annual "Stella Awards." For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald's in New Mexico , where she purchased coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees while she was driving. Who would ever think one could get burned doing that, right? That's right; these are awards for the most outlandish lawsuits and verdicts in the U.S. You know, the kinds of cases that make you scratch your head and say WTF. So keep your head scratcher handy.
Here are the Stellas for the past year:

* SEVENTH PLACE *

Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store. The store owners were understandably surprised by the verdict, considering the running toddler was her own son.

Start scratching!


* SIXTH PLACE *

Carl Truman, 19, of Los Angeles , California , won $74,000 plus medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

Scratch some more...
* FIFTH PLACE *

Terrence Dickson, of Bristol , Pennsylvania , who was leaving a house he had just burglarized by way of the garage. Unfortunately for Dickson, the automatic garage door opener malfunctioned and he could not get the garage door to open. Worse, he couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the garage to the house locked when Dickson pulled it shut. Forced to sit for eight, count 'em, EIGHT days and survive on a case of Pepsi and a large bag of dry dog food, he sued the homeowner's insurance company claiming undue mental anguish. Amazingly, the jury said the insurance company must pay Dickson $500,000 for his anguish. We should all have this kind of anguish. Keep scratching .. There are more......

Double hand scratching after this one.....
* FOURTH PLACE *

Jerry Williams, of Little Rock, Arkansas, garnered 4th Place in the Stella's when he was awarded $14,500 plus medical expenses after being bitten on the butt by his next door neighbor's beagle - even though the beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. Williams did not get as much as he asked for because the jury believed the beagle might have been provoked at the time of the butt bite because Williams had climbed over the fence into the yard and repeatedly shot the dog with a pellet gun.

Pick a new spot to scratch, you're getting a bald spot..
* THIRD PLACE *

Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, because a jury ordered a Philadelphia restaurant to pay her $113,500 after she slipped on a spilled soft drink and broke her tailbone. The reason the soft drink was on the floor: Ms. Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

Only two more so ease up on the scratching....
*SECOND PLACE*

Kara Walton, of Claymont , Delaware , sued the owner of a night club in a nearby city because she fell from the bathroom window to the floor, knocking out her two front teeth. Even though Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the ladies room window to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge, the jury said the night club had to pay her $12,000 ..... oh, yeah, plus dental expenses.

...cont'd

RE: For all the Wordy people, where do they all come from.

tears

get a WORD in edgewise!!!!

child